Picking Up U2 Bono! Saweeet Story!

[quote]SLAINGE wrote:
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As in “The girl on the left appears to be made of jelly”? Then yes, jelly.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’ve liked U2 since they started (saw 'em in Philly before they became big stars).[/quote]

We’ve probably never heard of them.

I’m just happy to find some other people that don’t like U2. Sometimes I feel so alone.

It’s not that I hate them, I just never got at all excited about any of their songs at all.

I also have this joke:

At a concert, Bono stops after the first song, stands still in the middle of the stage and looks down while slowly clapping.
“Every time I clap my hands…a child in Africa dies,” he says.

From the back of the hall someone yells out “WELL STOP FUCKING CLAPPING THEN!!!

I know what you mean.
Every time I’m at a party or bar and U2 comes on I cringe.
There’s always some d-bag who is a mega-fan or a group of corny people who want to take a walk down memory lane and talk about how they were the theme band for their college days.
You can find like minded people anywhere online, though.

JOSHUA TREE TOUR, br0.

If you’ve ever heard Henry Rollins’ spoken word stuff, he takes great delight in ripping on Bono and U2 as a whole. Fans apparently flock to their recording studio in Dublin, which he calls “Mecca for complete shitheads”

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
If you’ve ever heard Henry Rollins’ spoken word stuff, he takes great delight in ripping on Bono and U2 as a whole. Fans apparently flock to their recording studio in Dublin, which he calls “Mecca for complete shitheads”[/quote]

That’s just because Rollins is in his early twenties and has had no personal success. Maybe if he got married and had kids he would see the error in his ways.

That’s the nice version. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

haha I just added a story, thought it was good, never said or titled it Bono best singer, U2 great, or asked for your opinions on them or here your in securities about yourself! haha

As for for all the personal beaks to me, look at the title of the forum, Get a Life!

Douchebag internet tough guys, gotta love them!

[quote]exstream wrote:
haha I just added a story, thought it was good, never said or titled it Bono best singer, U2 great, or asked for your opinions on them or here your in securities about yourself! haha

As for for all the personal beaks to me, look at the title of the forum, Get a Life!

Douchebag internet tough guys, gotta love them![/quote]
Other than JaceHxC saying mother fucker (and he was quoting a movie), no one was really mean to you other than some people saying they didn’t care for Bono/U2.

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]exstream wrote:
or are you guys just jealous?
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nope. I just cant stand that friggin douche. You’re INSIDE and its NIGHT TIME MOTHER FUCKER! Take off your sunglasses you douche![/quote]

[quote]exstream wrote:
haha I just added a story, thought it was good, never said or titled it Bono best singer, U2 great, or asked for your opinions on them or here your in securities about yourself! haha

As for for all the personal beaks to me, look at the title of the forum, Get a Life!

Douchebag internet tough guys, gotta love them![/quote]

The butthurtedness is overwhelming.

[quote]exstream wrote:
haha I just added a story, thought it was good, never said or titled it Bono best singer, U2 great, or asked for your opinions on them or here your in securities about yourself! haha

As for for all the personal beaks to me, look at the title of the forum, Get a Life!

Douchebag internet tough guys, gotta love them![/quote]

Unless you are Brule or his girlfriend, then you have no reason to be personally upset over anything we’ve said. Even then, you’d be grasping at straws.

Bono, and anything Bono related, has no place on T-Nation IMO mainly because I bet he curls in the squat rack.

why would they want to go see a crappy pop band instead of game 1 of the stanley cup finals?

[quote]bcingu wrote:

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
If you’ve ever heard Henry Rollins’ spoken word stuff, he takes great delight in ripping on Bono and U2 as a whole. Fans apparently flock to their recording studio in Dublin, which he calls “Mecca for complete shitheads”[/quote]

That’s just because Rollins is in his early twenties and has had no personal success. Maybe if he got married and had kids he would see the error in his ways.

That’s the nice version. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.[/quote]

rollins is 50 and has has much personal success as a professional yelling guy.

i would like to say that pimpbot5000 has a strong argument here as, “it takes one to know one.”

[quote]LaPointe wrote:

[quote]bcingu wrote:

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
If you’ve ever heard Henry Rollins’ spoken word stuff, he takes great delight in ripping on Bono and U2 as a whole. Fans apparently flock to their recording studio in Dublin, which he calls “Mecca for complete shitheads”[/quote]

That’s just because Rollins is in his early twenties and has had no personal success. Maybe if he got married and had kids he would see the error in his ways.

That’s the nice version. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.[/quote]

rollins is 50 and has has much personal success as a professional yelling guy.

i would like to say that pimpbot5000 has a strong argument here as, “it takes one to know one.” [/quote]

Pretty sure he was kidding…this thread is definitely the butt hurt magnet.

[quote]exstream wrote:
As for for all the personal beaks to me, look at the title of the forum, Get a Life!

Douchebag internet tough guys, gotta love them![/quote]

I dont think anyone ever personally “beaked to you”???

As for the second part of your statement I’m going to take the high road here and say:

Takes one to know one.

I’m like rubber, you’re like glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.


I think they actually picked up Robin Williams by accident.

Hey Exstream. I’m a fan too but I thought Sonny Bono had passed away. He should grow the stache back.

Greatest band of all time