so is a 5’4" white guy that calls him self nate dogg spelled with 2 Gs.sup playa
pugs and pdog
actually it’s 23% and 31% respectivley. and i forgot you prefer bengay.
hey can we get one of those t-shirts like the “i’d hit it” shirts, that say 25 and 32% respectively?
[quote]mdog
04/02/03
12:35 PM
CALIFORNIA
so is a 5’4" white guy that calls him self nate dogg spelled with 2 Gs.sup playa[/quote]
You’re funnier than the original post!
I’ve been so humiliated by mdog! Oh, the horror! Please, someone save me from such humiliation for being 5’4" and using a nick name that my friends gave to me years ago even though I’m white and don’t rap!"
You crack me up mang!
nate dogg, dont be to upset he’s 5’11 and a rock hard 160 @about 15%. ironically, his name is mdog. i dont see too much difference in adding 1 g to the end of dog.
P-dog,
Don’t worry, I’m not upset! That was just too funny and sounded so middle school to me.
It’s all good.
I have a confession to make. I am gay. I posted my pic. Even though ive slept with a girl every night this week and she likes to put her hand down my boxers and i thoroughly enjoy it. How bout if i post a pic of me deadlifting and squatting?
I’m confused, is mdog actually black or just trying to sound black with all the “sup playa” nonsense? If he’s white than his use of such slang is a lot sadder than Nate’s name, and if he is black he’s a pretty sad stereotype “sup playa”
JMB
Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything?I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.
Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man’s man, too?big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn’t seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.
Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don’t recall the phrase, “Suck my cock” entering the conversation, and I don’t have a sign around my neck that reads, “Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock.”
I’ve got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I’ve got a real problem.
Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he’s sucking my cock!
What is it with these homos? Can’t they control their sexual urges? Aren’t there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?
Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who’ve come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.
I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?
It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I’m afraid he’s going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I’ve even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife?even some that haven’t actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can’t seem to stop thinking about.
Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I’m just angry and sickened. But, believe me, that’s enough. I don’t know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don’t want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.
I’ve tried all sorts of things, but it’s all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn’t work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?
I swear, if these homosexuals don’t take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I’m going to have to resort to drastic measures?like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can’t get much more direct than that.
Anybody remember what the original question was?
nate dogg and “the dogg house”.lol. let me guess, that’s tha name of you and your homies clique? You get a green star for originality.
jbm thanks for showing your true racist stereotypical colors. I?m neither black or white, and to put it into your terms I?m brown.
p-dog. Just what I?d expect from a 29-year-old unemployed dead beat dad that still lives with his mommy and daddy. Tell your dad I?ll match his 20 bucks if u mow my lawn too. Btw how did your date go with the high school girl the other day? Did she have her permission slip?
23% and 31% respectively
Not to take sides at all here, but I have a serious question.
Mdog, who the fuck are you?
mdog, lmao.
for the record i am 26 and she is 18.
i think i have already established that due to your inadequacies you feel that if you insult others you will boost your own diminished self esteem. hence the calling me gay because i took physique pics, due to physique envy.
im sure if you had any semblance of a decent body you would have your korean roomy joe take pics of you in various positions.
and no, it is 25 and 32% respectively.
[quote]mdog
04/03/03
02:46 PM
CALIFORNIA
nate dogg and “the dogg house”.lol. let me guess, that’s tha name of you and your homies clique? You get a green star for originality.[/quote]
Why does it matter that I put “The Dogg House” for my location? You sir, are a fucking stupid idiot! You crack me up!
I don’t call my friends “homies” or use any kind of stupid lingo when communicationg with them or people on the forum, i.e. 'sup playa.
Do everyone a favor, don’t post on the T-mag forum. You’re stupidity and ignorance is unbearable.
Forgive me for a grammatical error. I meant to say:
“Your stupidity and ignorance is unbearable.”
mdog get the fuck out of here! Like he said you are embarassing the other brown people here!
HAHA Nate dogg, that contradiction was pretty funny…Don’t you hate when that happens. Just makes you want to say DOH! and smack YOUR head.
Pugs
“Always proof your posts before you hit submit!”
HA!