People who have read the bible

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Robes: check
Covered head: check
Attacking white person because he looks different: check
Poor aim: check
Chanting for their deity prior to martyrdom attempt (arguable): check

Star Wars really was ahead of its time

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Genesis 1:1, “In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.”

Hundreds of millions of years happened between verse 1 and verse 2, that had nothing to do with the relationship between God and man.

In verse 2 begins the forming of earth by God to be suitable for man to dwell.

Kids love dinosaurs. You need an explanation to satisfy their curiosity. I needed one.

What? I think you’ll find I’m right when I said the neighbouring nationalities were into false worship and what came with that were practices that deserved the death penalty. Sorcery at the extreme end is almost ridiculous in it’s depravity. There s almost a Satanic order of merit with extreme voodoo,the worse you are,the more prosperity you gain. There’s even perverted sex rituals than can be transmuted into material gain

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I’ll think you’ll find there’s a connection between what the ancient Canaanites did and modern day Illuminati

Funded by self loathing liberals from Dagobah

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I think you’ll find it wasn’t as arbitrary as that,the Israelites sued for peace first on the provisio the inhabitants were to cease and desist effective immediately. They refuse,then they got laid seige to,and rolled

He’s right,it’s a peculiar and particular type of Israeli that has free run of the worlds financial status. There’s those illuminates again with a real connection to the ancients. They know how to prosper

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*Terms and conditions may apply.

*Offers only applicable to inhabitants outside the promised land. Not valid for Hittites, Amorites, and Canaanites.

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Correct. Deuteronomy 20:15-16.

How correct have i been so far with what I’ve said. Am I off with some things or generally have I been on the money?

I’m pretty sure literally every city that was fortified was given a chance to repent. No more burning kids alive,that’s disgusting. No more having beastial sex,that’s disgusting. No more rampant. That’s disgusting. If you don’t stop we’re coming in .

I’m pretty sure you were just given the literal book, chapter, and verses that say otherwise.

I agree. How fucked up would it be for a god to have someone sacrifice their son as an offering to them and they actually were willing to go through with it? Probably shouldn’t make him father of many nations, or people might get the wrong idea.

Riigghht. That’s what the Bible says they were doing.

That’s what they did. Gave each and every individual city a chance. You just follow me around taking the opposing view no matter how dumb you look. Any self awareness bro? Gee you’ve angered me making that parallel between the greatest act of love ever and child sacrifice. Ones saved humanity,the other was great …everyone’s pregnant from that fertility orgy,we need to get rid of these kids. Lucky we got another solstice coming up

You’re the one who’s being combative in these threads, but since you asked . . .

I’m actually a Hittite priest of Moloch, go by Xe/Xim, and am a furry on the weekends, but only on the 7th moon.

Or it just irritates me when people claim things are in the Bible that aren’t and can be easily checked.

Take your pick.

How correct have i been so far with what I’ve said. Am I off with some things or generally have I been on the money?

You weren’t correct about the Israelites giving the Canaanites a chance to surrender before attacking. The Scripture actually says the opposite in the passage referenced, Deuteronomy 20:15-16. All nations apart from the inhabitants of Canaan were given that option. The only solace that the Canaanites had is that they could have left the land of their own accord, which many verses in the Torah imply was actually the ultimate goal. The article I linked proves that definitively, in my opinion.

You’re right about how evil the Canaanites were, which is a major point that’s usually ignored when discussing this situation. Ultimately what happened to them was judgement for how irredeemably depraved they were.

You re the one playing tick tack toe dummy. Youve taken it upon yourself because you have no gas for push ups lmao. You’re also irritated I point out the here today gone tommorow effect of steroids. I hate em. I’ll bear that in mind when thread starting,next 1 will be pedophilia. Await your response.

Its not gay if you don’t identify as having a butthole.

:man_shrugging:t2: just sayin’.

I happen to know a fair bit of history and know all of this. Saying that that islam is all war is very reductive view about the religion and culture around islam. And even if there has been competition in practice, philosophically they aren’t opposing sides.

Islam has darker side to it. But representing it as more war prone religion with the examples you gave is not very compelling. Christian world was not any more peaceful, nor ancient greeks/romans before that.

Those examples you listed are true. Christians and muslims did fight a lot. But christians also did fight other christians constantly, and muslim did fight muslims etc…

I’ve heard this claim about christianity and islam before. But it’s kinda similar situation when anti-christian people bring up all the wars and atrocities christians have done throught history and claim it to be violent and oppressive by nature.

Christianity is the true religion imo,not Islam. Which branch of Christianity is in the eye of the beholder. Most Islamic countries look accursed to me,fighting everywhere,people living in dirt poor poverty. Even fabulously wealthy Islamic countries are only that because they sit on loads of oil and the wealth is only distributed between a few royal families

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