Penis Arm!

Him asking you to shake his hand could be a sneaky way of him getting you to grab his cock! Sick!

[quote]TJCooker wrote:
ThatGirl77 wrote:
My 4 yr old informed me, “He has to pee twice!”

Good god, you let her see that?[/quote]

No, no, no! :stuck_out_tongue: I was so shocked I blurted it out. She heard me.

[quote]Tin Can wrote:
Him asking you to shake his hand could be a sneaky way of him getting you to grab his cock! Sick![/quote]

Kind of like that old popcorn trick in the cinema.

damn! I was eating!

[quote]Scottish 190 wrote:
This just begs the question, “If you could suck your own dick, would you?”
“Would that be masturbation or gay?”[/quote]

Blowing yourself shouldn’t be considered gay unless, when you jerk off, you (strangely) think “this is gay because there’s a man’s hand on my cock!”.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
swivel wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/22/miraclesurgery.shtml

good god ! think of the possibilities !

you could have penises grown all over your body. I had to laugh when I read the part about how when he is able to have sex in a few months, no woman will be able to tell. Except that he will never be able to orgasm because he has no balls.

DB[/quote]

orgasms dont happen in your balls dude

Just when I thought it couldn’t get stranger, I read about the old porn star with garlic dick.

[quote]cesliwakan wrote:
orgasms dont happen in your balls dude
[/quote]

Right. And keep in mind this was his actual penis, just deformed, so all the nerve endings were probably there. It wasn’t as if they grew an extra finger on his arm and sewed that where his wee-wee should have been because that would’ve just been weird.

Oh my god, so can he actually you know, “cum” or what? That’s so weird, surely he can’t?

[quote]cesliwakan wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
swivel wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/22/miraclesurgery.shtml

good god ! think of the possibilities !

you could have penises grown all over your body. I had to laugh when I read the part about how when he is able to have sex in a few months, no woman will be able to tell. Except that he will never be able to orgasm because he has no balls.

DB

orgasms dont happen in your balls dude
[/quote]

Thanks DUDE. Of course they don’t happen IN your balls. But go ahead and cut your balls of and see what kind of spunk you come out with. Oh, and sever all of the nerves in your cock when you move it to your arm. Then, when it’s grown a bit, reattach it and see what you’re coming out with.

DUDE,
DB

Did anyone see the article last week on Yahoo webpage where a doctor from Wake U. replaced about 75% of 7 patients bladers rebuilt fron thier own stem cels? He is a doctoer of Urology. I beleive his name is Anthony Atala. They did this very same procedure in 1998 on dogs. Finally it is making it’s way around to us humans. They have also grown (animal)eys, ears, butts(yep, you read that right) and even a penis. Oh man what the next 10 years holds for us…

He should be able to orgasm still, as long as they reattach the nerves as well.

He won’t be able to have kids but he’ll still be able to ejeculate, seminal fluid comes from the prostate, semen from the testes, so y’know… there’ll be something in his junk.