Pants Won't Fit

Too long legs!

Where do I go?

Let the hems at the bottom out, or have a good tailor do it for a few bucks.

Id take Iron Dwarfs advice on this, he shops in the boys section and still has to hem his pants :slight_smile:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Id take Iron Dwarfs advice on this, he shops in the boys section and still has to hem his pants :)[/quote]

LMFAO!!!

Polo, you got some good ones!

(Frankly, I HAVE shopped in the boys’ section. I’ve bought pants for the husky kids. And they’re way cheaper than adult pants.)

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

(Frankly, I HAVE shopped in the boys’ section. I’ve bought pants for the husky kids. And they’re way cheaper than adult pants.)[/quote]

In the same boat, brah. The only complaint I have is that the pockets are too small to be useful. In all other respects, husky kids’ sizes work.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Id take Iron Dwarfs advice on this, he shops in the boys section and still has to hem his pants :slight_smile:

LMFAO!!!

Polo, you got some good ones!

(Frankly, I HAVE shopped in the boys’ section. I’ve bought pants for the husky kids. And they’re way cheaper than adult pants.)[/quote]

That’s what I hear and frankly I’m jealous … I hear Gap Kids has way cooler clothes at a cheaper price … no wonder you thrive on an artists pay lol (ps like the new festive avatar … no sarcasm :slight_smile: )

What kind of pants?

Jeans - Just get a 34" (possibly 36", I’m not sure how tall you are) inseam with whatever waist size you have. I know it can be hard to find, but worse comes to worst, just buy them online.

Slacks - Buy them unhemmed (they’ll be really really long) and just have them hemmed by the tailor at whatever store you bought them at.

Shorts - We’re forever destined to wear shorts above our knees. I didn’t like it at first, either, but now I’ve come to embrace the short shorts look.

Undies - Boxer briefs or bust.

Jock Strap - Depends on the size of your package.

Condoms - Same as jock strap.

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Id take Iron Dwarfs advice on this, he shops in the boys section and still has to hem his pants :slight_smile:

LMFAO!!!

Polo, you got some good ones!

(Frankly, I HAVE shopped in the boys’ section. I’ve bought pants for the husky kids. And they’re way cheaper than adult pants.)

That’s what I hear and frankly I’m jealous … I hear Gap Kids has way cooler clothes at a cheaper price … no wonder you thrive on an artists pay lol (ps like the new festive avatar … no sarcasm :slight_smile: )[/quote]

wtf are you guys serious. husky kids pants? lol

199 cm is about 6’6" right? you likely have a 36" inseam. you can find pants in stores if you look hard enough, or you can go online.

[quote]matsm21 wrote:
199 cm is about 6’6" right? you likely have a 36" inseam. you can find pants in stores if you look hard enough, or you can go online.[/quote]

I’m nowhere near that tall and can’t find a 34" in seam in my size in stores. I do nearly all of my clothes shopping on line now. Shirts get tailored after they arrive.

Edit- I meant 32" in seam. I have to wear a 44" waist or larger to fit my legs and ass…which sucks because without tailoring, they bunch at the waist.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Edit- I meant 32" in seam. I have to wear a 44" waist or larger to fit my legs and ass…which sucks because without tailoring, they bunch at the waist.[/quote]

That sounds more like it…I thought maybe you were cuffing your jeans or something. And in that case, I would have told you how gay you were.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Edit- I meant 32" in seam. I have to wear a 44" waist or larger to fit my legs and ass…which sucks because without tailoring, they bunch at the waist.

That sounds more like it…I thought maybe you were cuffing your jeans or something. And in that case, I would have told you how gay you were.[/quote]

Damn it, you found me out. I generally wear the red scarf with lavender jeans to the gym though. I hear it brings out my eyes.

Actually I need 38" :slight_smile:

[quote]asusvenus wrote:
Actually I need 38" :)[/quote]

Then you are too fucking tall and that is all there is to it.

Cut your feet off.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
asusvenus wrote:
Actually I need 38" :slight_smile:

Then you are too fucking tall and that is all there is to it.

Cut your feet off.[/quote]

Sigh, it really sucks… All there is to do is order from the states… Which is kinda expensive due to shippin’… Fucking hell genetics! (My parents aren’t even tall)

[quote]Professor X wrote:
asusvenus wrote:
Actually I need 38" :slight_smile:

Then you are too fucking tall and that is all there is to it.

Cut your feet off.[/quote]

Serially.

I use 34" and I’m only about an inch shorter than you. You have some weird ass proportions.

Or maybe I’m busy wearing floods and not even realizing it.

But yeah, buying on the internet may be your only option.

Go to The Netherlands. If I recall, they have the tallest average height. Or write a basketball player, maybe they will send you their old stuff if you tell a sad story. Sorry I don’t have any actual help.

Children’s clothes? Seriously? There should be plenty of short/small clothes with so many Mexicans living in most parts of the US now.

[quote]Pretzel Logic wrote:
Go to The Netherlands. If I recall, they have the tallest average height. Or write a basketball player, maybe they will send you their old stuff if you tell a sad story. Sorry I don’t have any actual help.

Children’s clothes? Seriously? There should be plenty of short/small clothes with so many Mexicans living in most parts of the US now. [/quote]

Buy two pairs of pants. Cut the legs off one pair, these will know become shorts. Sew the legs you just cut off to the other pair. If they still are too short then buy three pairs of pants…

[quote]Pretzel Logic wrote:
Children’s clothes? Seriously? There should be plenty of short/small clothes with so many Mexicans living in most parts of the US now. [/quote]

Yes, PL. Seriously.

Try being 5’4.5" with a wide back, short arms and legs. Kids clothes at the larger sizes sure beat having to have every fucking thing tailored at the adult sizes.