Pants Won't Fit

[quote]Professor X wrote:
asusvenus wrote:
Actually I need 38" :slight_smile:

Then you are too fucking tall and that is all there is to it.

Cut your feet off.[/quote]

Jealous much?

Lets see you bench press yourself taller, stumpy.

Huh. Now that I think about it, one time I convinced my wife(4’11.5", size 00) to buy shorts in the children’s section because they didn’t have her size in adults. She is usually adamantly against that sort of thing for personal pride reasons. Just like she says she is 5’ and won’t admit she’s really not quite.

[quote]WP wrote:
Professor X wrote:
asusvenus wrote:
Actually I need 38" :slight_smile:

Then you are too fucking tall and that is all there is to it.

Cut your feet off.

Jealous much?

Lets see you bench press yourself taller, stumpy.[/quote]

wtf… I know X is gonna retaliate by saying he doesn’t wanna look like a freak… -.-

[quote]WP wrote:
Professor X wrote:
asusvenus wrote:
Actually I need 38" :slight_smile:

Then you are too fucking tall and that is all there is to it.

Cut your feet off.

Jealous much?

Lets see you bench press yourself taller, stumpy.[/quote]

I sense much stupid from this post

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Pretzel Logic wrote:
Children’s clothes? Seriously? There should be plenty of short/small clothes with so many Mexicans living in most parts of the US now.

Yes, PL. Seriously.

Try being 5’4.5" with a wide back, short arms and legs. Kids clothes at the larger sizes sure beat having to have every fucking thing tailored at the adult sizes.

[/quote]

I have to be honest-- I chuckled that you added the .5" :slight_smile:

[quote]WhiteTiger711 wrote:
WP wrote:
Professor X wrote:
asusvenus wrote:
Actually I need 38" :slight_smile:

Then you are too fucking tall and that is all there is to it.

Cut your feet off.

Jealous much?

Lets see you bench press yourself taller, stumpy.

I sense much stupid from this post[/quote]

and i sense the inability to pick up sarcasm from this one.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
matsm21 wrote:
199 cm is about 6’6" right? you likely have a 36" inseam. you can find pants in stores if you look hard enough, or you can go online.

I’m nowhere near that tall and can’t find a 34" in seam in my size in stores. I do nearly all of my clothes shopping on line now. Shirts get tailored after they arrive.[/quote]

It sure seems like clothing manufactures don’t believe that a tall person can have a larger waist. I wear 36x34 or 38x34 and both are imposable to find. Its like once the waist gets past 34 the inseam gets shorter, is the world really short and fat?

[quote]dday wrote:
Professor X wrote:
matsm21 wrote:
199 cm is about 6’6" right? you likely have a 36" inseam. you can find pants in stores if you look hard enough, or you can go online.

I’m nowhere near that tall and can’t find a 34" in seam in my size in stores. I do nearly all of my clothes shopping on line now. Shirts get tailored after they arrive.

It sure seems like clothing manufactures don’t believe that a tall person can have a larger waist. I wear 36x34 or 38x34 and both are imposable to find. Its like once the waist gets past 34 the inseam gets shorter, is the world really short and fat? [/quote]

have you been outside lately?

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
dday wrote:
Professor X wrote:
matsm21 wrote:
199 cm is about 6’6" right? you likely have a 36" inseam. you can find pants in stores if you look hard enough, or you can go online.

I’m nowhere near that tall and can’t find a 34" in seam in my size in stores. I do nearly all of my clothes shopping on line now. Shirts get tailored after they arrive.

It sure seems like clothing manufactures don’t believe that a tall person can have a larger waist. I wear 36x34 or 38x34 and both are imposable to find. Its like once the waist gets past 34 the inseam gets shorter, is the world really short and fat?

have you been outside lately?
[/quote]

Put that one right over the plate didn’t I.

[quote]dday wrote:
WormwoodTheory wrote:
dday wrote:
Professor X wrote:
matsm21 wrote:
199 cm is about 6’6" right? you likely have a 36" inseam. you can find pants in stores if you look hard enough, or you can go online.

I’m nowhere near that tall and can’t find a 34" in seam in my size in stores. I do nearly all of my clothes shopping on line now. Shirts get tailored after they arrive.

It sure seems like clothing manufactures don’t believe that a tall person can have a larger waist. I wear 36x34 or 38x34 and both are imposable to find. Its like once the waist gets past 34 the inseam gets shorter, is the world really short and fat?

have you been outside lately?

Put that one right over the plate didn’t I.
[/quote]

LOL!

This whole thread has pretty much been win. Thank you gentlemen.

I’m pretty much convinced the clothing companies believe you are either short and quite fat or tall and beanpole skinny. I’m a 36 inseam with a 40 waist; finding a 36 inseam with a waist above 32 is impossible in the store.

To the OP, special ordering is about all you can do. Just find a big and tall catalog from any clothing store and order what you need. Be warned, most big and tall catalogs have styles my grandfather would enjoy. Maybe things are different in Denmark.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Pretzel Logic wrote:
Children’s clothes? Seriously? There should be plenty of short/small clothes with so many Mexicans living in most parts of the US now.

Yes, PL. Seriously.

Try being 5’4.5" with a wide back, short arms and legs. Kids clothes at the larger sizes sure beat having to have every fucking thing tailored at the adult sizes.

I have to be honest-- I chuckled that you added the .5" :)[/quote]

lol! I chuckled as I typed it. Hey… when you’re a short dude, every little bit helps!

lol

[quote]Fishdog70 wrote:
I’m pretty much convinced the clothing companies believe you are either short and quite fat or tall and beanpole skinny. I’m a 36 inseam with a 40 waist; finding a 36 inseam with a waist above 32 is impossible in the store.

To the OP, special ordering is about all you can do. Just find a big and tall catalog from any clothing store and order what you need. Be warned, most big and tall catalogs have styles my grandfather would enjoy. Maybe things are different in Denmark. [/quote]

Clothes are made for the most common denominator, and that at the moment is fat people.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Pretzel Logic wrote:
Children’s clothes? Seriously? There should be plenty of short/small clothes with so many Mexicans living in most parts of the US now.

Yes, PL. Seriously.

Try being 5’4.5" with a wide back, short arms and legs. Kids clothes at the larger sizes sure beat having to have every fucking thing tailored at the adult sizes.

[/quote]

I’ve been shopping wrong all this time! Seriously, ALL of my slacks and jeans are tore up at the bottom, from me walking on them.

I can’t find shorter than a 30 length, and 30’s are too long.

Thank god for husky kids!

[quote]SWR wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Pretzel Logic wrote:
Children’s clothes? Seriously? There should be plenty of short/small clothes with so many Mexicans living in most parts of the US now.

Yes, PL. Seriously.

Try being 5’4.5" with a wide back, short arms and legs. Kids clothes at the larger sizes sure beat having to have every fucking thing tailored at the adult sizes.

I’ve been shopping wrong all this time! Seriously, ALL of my slacks and jeans are tore up at the bottom, from me walking on them.

I can’t find shorter than a 30 length, and 30’s are too long.

Thank god for husky kids![/quote]

childhood obesity for the win!

…maybe not.