26" legs, 40" hips
I wear size 32x32 Levis either loose straight, loose wide or baggy cuts. Buy on sale at Kohl’s for around $35. I think I’ve been wearing essentially the same style of levis for the last 15 years…yes I am a dinosaur.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
B rocK wrote:
That’s great that you know a lot of fat people. It really is; they needs friends too. (it’s a joke, don’t turn into an internet thug)
Yeah. Fat guys.[/quote]
Way to be an internet thug.
[quote]B rocK wrote:
I think it just all boils down to the fact that society is in a downward spiral. By that I mean that boys today are brought up to be super feminie and this whole “emo” craze is getting out of hand.
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In the 1600’s, men wore tights and wrote sonnets.
None of this has anything to do with your stupid thread.
[quote]B rocK wrote:
I think it just all boils down to the fact that society is in a downward spiral. By that I mean that boys today are brought up to be super feminie and this whole “emo” craze is getting out of hand.
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My legs don’t fit into my pants that fit at the waist. But you don’t hear me crying about it. That makes me more of a man than you. Way to let those evil clothing designers castrate you.
[quote]catone wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
Tom Platz had 34ish inch thighs iirc. Im calling bullshit on your legs being anywhere near that big unless you are putting them together and measuring both at the same time.
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I’m 6’4" and 260lbs and my thighs are 27.5".
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I’m 6’1" and 240 lbs and my thighs are 27". There is no freaking way you have 32.5" thighs at 6"1" and 205 lbs unless you are just a head on top of legs with no torso.
[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
B rocK wrote:
I think it just all boils down to the fact that society is in a downward spiral. By that I mean that boys today are brought up to be super feminie and this whole “emo” craze is getting out of hand.
My legs don’t fit into my pants that fit at the waist. But you don’t hear me crying about it. That makes me more of a man than you. Way to let those evil clothing designers castrate you.[/quote]
and you’d want to be more of a man?
weird. i thought you were a girl.
to each their own.
but you could rant/bitch/cry about it…and i wouldn’t really give a shit. i might even be nice enough to illicit some advice. but that’s just me.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
B rocK wrote:
I think it just all boils down to the fact that society is in a downward spiral. By that I mean that boys today are brought up to be super feminie and this whole “emo” craze is getting out of hand.
In the 1600’s, men wore tights and wrote sonnets.
None of this has anything to do with your stupid thread.[/quote]
I just did a search and it turns out that there are a few other threads like this. I really gotta use my own advice and search shit.
Thankfully this is an “off topic” forum where people can rant about anything they damn well please. But that does go both ways, so feel free to keep jumping down my (and other peoples’) throats.
B rock, you do realize having 32.5 inch legs would make them about as big as your waist? Do you have any idea how big that is, and how truly difficult it would be to find clothes without a) shopping only at goodwill so you can find jncos (however that was spelled), or b) dropping $100’s of dollars on jeans because they’d all have to be custom made?
Though I suppose you could always, I dunno…wear a belt maybe?
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
B rock, you do realize having 32.5 inch legs would make them about as big as your waist? Do you have any idea how big that is, and how truly difficult it would be to find clothes without a) shopping only at goodwill so you can find jncos (however that was spelled), or b) dropping $100’s of dollars on jeans because they’d all have to be custom made?
Though I suppose you could always, I dunno…wear a belt maybe?[/quote]
It’s not really about the difficulty.
I was just complaining that it’s a pain to have pants fit tightly. Which is, apparently; taboo on this site. I was just ranting about stuff for no reason…thats all. I wasn’t aiming at starting an internet battle but I guess some people just can’t back down from a fight (be it online or not).
Since I’ve gained some weight I’ve been able to continue buying pants that fit a few times over.
Jncos were badass. lol.
Moo-Moo
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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Wear a kilt. [/quote]
+1
I’ve got an OD Mocker.
most comfortable feeling ever.
be warned people will make fun of you, but they won’t fight you because there’s no way in hell they are going to chance getting their ass kicked by a guy wearing a “skirt”
Get some Zubaz or just make the pants yourself.
I had the same problem until I learned how to buy jeans, turns out you cant tell all that much about pants with just the waist/length measurements.
Its also important to know the Inseam, Rise and the diameter of the knee and cuff. If you shop at a good quality store it should be no problem for the sales staff to get you that info. A Lot of brands you can check the measurements online.
Then once you know how big you need the Rise/Knee/Cuff its pretty easy to figure out which pairs will fit and which wont.
Maybe he has super fat legs? lol. I can’t wait until the day when baggy jeans are feeling tight on me. Yet I don’t think I’ll feel compelled to make a whole thread about it:/.
[quote]B rocK wrote:
I was just complaining that it’s a pain to have pants fit tightly. Which is, apparently; taboo on this site. I was just ranting about stuff for no reason…thats all. I wasn’t aiming at starting an internet battle but I guess some people just can’t back down from a fight (be it online or not).
Since I’ve gained some weight I’ve been able to continue buying pants that fit a few times over.
Jncos were badass. lol. [/quote]
Well it’s just a matter of getting work jeans a couple inches too big at the waist, then wearing a belt, or having them tailored if you have some spare dough.
[quote]Psicks wrote:
I had the same problem until I learned how to buy jeans, turns out you cant tell all that much about pants with just the waist/length measurements.
Its also important to know the Inseam, Rise and the diameter of the knee and cuff. If you shop at a good quality store it should be no problem for the sales staff to get you that info. A Lot of brands you can check the measurements online.
Then once you know how big you need the Rise/Knee/Cuff its pretty easy to figure out which pairs will fit and which wont.[/quote]
Agreed, although you don’t have to bother sales staff with it if talking to people isn’t your thing.
Take Levis for example, they’re broken up into different fit and legs on top of size,
Fits:
501
Slim
Regular
Loose
Legs:
Boot
Straight
Tapered
Skinny
You have to take the time and try them and see what fits best. Go ahead and knock “slim” and “skinny” and “tapered” off the list.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Moo-Moo
/thread[/quote]
hahahahaa
that is awesome. well, awesome meaning it is funny…not that i find that attractive. :-/ lol
I agree with BradTGIF on the previous page - American Eagle pants are great. They’re fairly cheap, and the loose and relaxed fits are excellent on the legs. Not that mine are absurdly muscular, but I learned a few tricks back when I was a fat guy. 
Try being a self-respecting 16 year old guy with 27.5 inch legs…
Old man pants might fit but look like shit, and most other jeans turn to skinny jeans.
I’m in no way big but they just don’t make large fashionable pants anymore.
Get cargo pants. I have a couple urban camos and if you’re still bitching about them being too small you need to get your ass to the Mr. Olympia.
Your pants suck, big deal. Talk to me when your pants swallow.
DB