Pants No Longer Fit

This thread is hilarious.

Like it is some kind of revelation that in this Abercrombie and Bitch generation jeans aren’t fitting somebody who trains instead of nibbling on celery and drinking vitamin water.

Hey Junior, here is a tip for ya.

Instead of posting something that I am sure several of us wanted to turn you into cannon fodder for (read GAY) go to the store and try on different cuts and brands until you find one that will fit.

If you are so HUUUUUUUUGEEEEEE you can’t wear something off the rack that fits without the waist gaping, take them to a tailor or have mommy sew them up for you.

Somehow I don’t understand why this is such a vexing issue for you that it required an internet post.

40 posts on a “LOOK AT ME, I GREW!!!” post. Why even respond to someone who just wants to “brag” about the entirely non-bragworthy feat of gaining a few pounds?

Bizarre.

The OP’s next post will be something like this: “I’m so big that my delts knock stuff off shelves. BTW, I weigh 150 lbs.”

[quote]chillpzico wrote:
I am completely amazed how such an innocent thread could be hijacked so quickly by only one asshole.

Wow! Bigger pants! I never thought of that. I especially didn’t think of it when I tried on the next size up in both kakis and jeans and the waist was too large and the leg width made me look like a white MC Hammer (oops I said I was white again).

Problem → I have a 36 inch waist. 36’s too tight around the thigh and fine around the waist/38’s sag WAY too much and billow like sails.

Answer I was looking for: Hey dude, yea I’ve tried this fit and it works out great. Or try this store they have a cut more for guys who move heavy shit.

Answer I didn’t expect: Wow, dumb-ass way to be racially and socially ignorant not to mention flat out stupid! I didn’t actually read your post but if your pants are too tight BUY BIGGER ONES! Jeesh. Did I mention you should disregard w/e I say because I’m a thread hijacking asshole who picks on noobs to make himself feel better? I’m going to go hit the hammer machines but I need to rag on a couple more noobs first.

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Try on some levis 569s, the leg cut is pretty wide, and they have a bigger seat than other brands I have tried with the same waist size…

A little on the baggy side. Also do a search there topic has been brought up a bunch of times, once was mentioned a company that will make you custom jeans with whatever dimensions you want, I think the cost was around 60 bucks a piece which isn’t bad.

Oh yea thigh chaffing… buying baby powder is embarassing…

[quote]malonetd wrote:
pat36 wrote:
The first person to even mention race is you.

You should learn to read more carefully. The first person to bring up race was the orignal poster in the very first post. Re-read it very slowly. You might see it.[/quote]

Oh crap, your right. Disregard plase.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
texasguy wrote:

the guy stated a simple problem. you made a retarded comment, attempted a philosophical argument about rappers and baggy pants and dug for a maliciously racist intent behind a comment where there was not one. end of story.

Maliciously racist? Hardly. Racially (and possibly socially) ignorant? Definitely.

when you are done discovering the meaning of intelligence, look up baggy.

keep in mind that pants larger than necessary do fit loosely and sag as you read the definition.

Dumbass, pants large enough to fit your now larger leg muscles that got that way from weight lifting are not “baggy”. They FIT.

For the record, your apparent inherited wealth (due to your grandfather’s supposed hard work) has nothing to do with why you aren’t respected. Your keyboard takes care of that all by itself.[/quote]

pants that are loose around the waist sag, and are baggy. The loose material “bags up”. and once again, he is talking about the problem of pants not fitting his waist if he goes up a size to fit his legs.

he may have been socially ignorant with his white rapper comment but not everyone accepts politically correct bullshit as social responsibility. I highly doubt he had any intentions of offending anyone and was merely stating that his pants would fit like a rapper (who stereo typically wears baggy pants), the kid is aparantly white so he would look like a white rapper in his pants that fit too loose and are baggy because of it.

and again, your respect means about as much as a bucket of duck shit, as does anybodies on the internet.

[quote]rsg wrote:
texasguy wrote:
Professor X wrote:
chillpzico wrote:
If I go up a pant size I look like a white rapper and if I stay where I am now I’m going to rip a seam!

Any advice?

Buying pants in a size that actually fits makes you look like a rapper who happens to be caucasian?

Follow the logic in his post. It is ok to read between the lines.

  1. His pants are too tight for his legs.

  2. going up a size to fit his legs makes his waist too loose.

  3. His pants sag because of it.

  4. Rappers are notorious for sagging pants.

  5. We can assume he is white.

  6. He would look like a white rapper.

Now I know that took six steps to process, but they should be a fairly easy six steps.

be smarter.

anyways, try a baggy fit. the waist should stay the same, but the baggy legs should give you room.

Follow this logic:

You gain weight, you need bigger clothes.

It may be a difficult concept for some people to grasp, but it can be done - you just have to think “outside the box”.[/quote]

jump back in the box for a second. his legs have grown. not his waist. when you go up a pants size, you go up in waist size and the leg follows.

we went back to square one. congratulations. now move on to number 2. it isn’t that hard.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
A list of a few White rappers just for those who didn’t know:

3rd Bass
6th Sense
Aesop Rock
Beastie Boys
Bloodhound Gang
Bubba Sparxxx
Some would include Blondie considering some consider “Rapture” one of the first
Eminem
House of Pain / Everlast
Insane Clown Posse
Kid Rock
Marky Mark
Paul Wall
Rehab
Snow (I think his only hit was Informer)
Stereo MCs
Terror X Crew
MC Chris
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why white rappers? Why not just rappers?

you socially and racially ignorant fool.

and you forgot vanilla ice, unless he went by another listed name i’m not familiar with.

well, this thread went south… so… does anyone ever get there ball hair caught in there thigh hair and then it tugs like a bitch?

[quote]apwsearch wrote:
This thread is hilarious.

Like it is some kind of revelation that in this Abercrombie and Bitch generation jeans aren’t fitting somebody who trains instead of nibbling on celery and drinking vitamin water.

Hey Junior, here is a tip for ya.

Instead of posting something that I am sure several of us wanted to turn you into cannon fodder for (read GAY) go to the store and try on different cuts and brands until you find one that will fit.

If you are so HUUUUUUUUGEEEEEE you can’t wear something off the rack that fits without the waist gaping, take them to a tailor or have mommy sew them up for you.

Somehow I don’t understand why this is such a vexing issue for you that it required an internet post.[/quote]

Best. Post.

[quote]MANONFYA wrote:
BEST WHITE RAPPER SOUTH OF EMINEM IS HAYSTACK. CHECK HIM OUT.[/quote]

Hmm. One of the best rappers period right now is Brother Ali.

[quote]chillpzico wrote:
I’m going to go hit the hammer machines but I need to rag on a couple more noobs first.
[/quote]

Come on! HS has some damn nice shit.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
A list of a few White rappers just for those who didn’t know:

3rd Bass
6th Sense
Aesop Rock
Beastie Boys
Bloodhound Gang
Bubba Sparxxx
Some would include Blondie considering some consider “Rapture” one of the first
Eminem
House of Pain / Everlast
Insane Clown Posse
Kid Rock
Marky Mark
Paul Wall
Rehab
Snow (I think his only hit was Informer)
Stereo MCs
Terror X Crew
MC Chris
[/quote]

No Sage Francis?