Palumboism - Causes and Case Studies

[quote]DrewNYC wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
… I was on line at the Target in Westbury and saw him hobbling out the door. He had a full leg brace on his right leg. [/quote]

Yeah, he was in India to see the Sheru Classic, and while at the gym there, he slipped down some stairs and tore a quad.[/quote]

Do you think he woulda slipped down the stairs if he didn’t have palumbiosm?[/quote]

I lol’d!

[quote]BrickHead wrote:

[quote]DrewNYC wrote:

[quote]BrickHead wrote:
Palumbo, pre-affliction, looking like future pro material, training at The Mecca of the East!

What a shame–he had so much potential.

What the hell is Pre affliction?[/quote]

Pre-affliction. def: before he caught teh Palumboism. [/quote]

Do you know who this is? Lol

[quote]DrewNYC wrote:

[quote]BrickHead wrote:

[quote]DrewNYC wrote:

[quote]BrickHead wrote:
Palumbo, pre-affliction, looking like future pro material, training at The Mecca of the East!

What a shame–he had so much potential.

What the hell is Pre affliction?[/quote]

Pre-affliction. def: before he caught teh Palumboism. [/quote]

Do you know who this is? Lol
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Yes, my bro. :slight_smile:

Five year difference in pictures yet our subject looks like he aged fifteen to twenty.

[quote]BrickHead wrote:
Atrophied back, legs, and arms. [/quote]
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[quote]BrickHead wrote:
Five year difference in pictures yet our subject looks like he aged fifteen to twenty. [/quote]

So what we are perhaps seeing with Palumboism is basically age acceleration?

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Don’t know this dude, but man, it really got him.[/quote]
what the actual fuck

Surprise! Drugs are bad mmk?

Addictive personalities and mirror idolisation.

So along with the small package, boob growth and rage insults, we can now add gramps to the list?

List of Possible Causes of Palumboism

1 - Alien egg implanted in the stomach area

2 - G4P baby

3 - G4P alien baby

4 - 200 iu of radioactive chinese insulin taken at at once

5 - 20cc dose of Deca-Durabolin administered to the stomach via Turkey Baster

6 - Deal with Satan gone wrong, for both parts.

7 - Exploded anus, result from a max squat attempt gone wrong. Bloat and lack of ab definition = Side effect of repair surgery

8 - A voodoo curse cast by an angry haitian priest after the subject devoured the priest’s pet chicken

9 - Drinking battery acid after being told it’s the water of the fountain of youth.

[quote]BrickHead wrote:
Five year difference in pictures yet our subject looks like he aged fifteen to twenty. [/quote]

Hmmmm I don’t see it.

I think some of this “look this guy is getting Palumboism!!” is a bit of a witch hunt.

But yeah, some of the pics posted are pretty nasty.

[quote]Maiden3.16 wrote:

[quote]BrickHead wrote:
Five year difference in pictures yet our subject looks like he aged fifteen to twenty. [/quote]

Hmmmm I don’t see it.

I think some of this “look this guy is getting Palumboism!!” is a bit of a witch hunt.

But yeah, some of the pics posted are pretty nasty. [/quote]

No kidding i could easily explain away half of these pics with other more probably causes but some of the guys posted are legit messed up. That guy ID posted earlier looks like he not only developed “palumboism” but screwed up a bunch of site injects or tore like half his tendons off the bone. Dude is completely mangled looking. Something like that can’t just be from drugs alone.

I wonder if Dave Palumbo knows there’s an affliction named after him?

lol

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
List of Possible Causes of Palumboism

1 - Alien egg implanted in the stomach area

2 - G4P baby

3 - G4P alien baby

4 - 200 iu of radioactive chinese insulin taken at at once

5 - 20cc dose of Deca-Durabolin administered to the stomach via Turkey Baster

6 - Deal with Satan gone wrong, for both parts.

10 - falling down stairs and easily breaking/tearing body parts

7 - Exploded anus, result from a max squat attempt gone wrong. Bloat and lack of ab definition = Side effect of repair surgery

8 - A voodoo curse cast by an angry haitian priest after the subject devoured the priest’s pet chicken

9 - Drinking battery acid after being told it’s the water of the fountain of youth.

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[quote]Maiden3.16 wrote:

[quote]BrickHead wrote:
Five year difference in pictures yet our subject looks like he aged fifteen to twenty. [/quote]

Hmmmm I don’t see it.

I think some of this “look this guy is getting Palumboism!!” is a bit of a witch hunt.

But yeah, some of the pics posted are pretty nasty. [/quote]

We might have “different eyes” so to speak.

Here’s another pic. He seems to have “aged” rapidly. I know both pictures were taken at distances, but in the younger pic he appears to smoother skin, more hair, and an overall more youthful appearance.

I’m kind of curious, are there any reliable limb measurements on these guys, or is anything you might read about them going to be more or less a PR press release?

Why I ask, is that I wonder if the apparent limb atrophy is simply an optical illusion caused by the gut distention?

You know, like Tom Arnold’s penis looking really tiny when it’s in between Roseanne Barr’s legs.

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Surprise! Drugs are bad mmk?

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this ^

After years of drugs, liters of GH and tons of testo won’t make you look like you are 20 YO…

Mat’


The founding members of “Team Palumboism”

lol

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
The founding members of “Team Palumboism”

lol[/quote]

lmao team “unaesthetic” in da house!

Heavy drug abuse for decades = Palumboism (even though Palumboitis sounds better IMO)

That part about looking at yourself every day and not noticing the subtle changes seems pretty spot on.