If Worse comes to worst, Nate, someone on the off topic thread had a suggestion about spicing up a marriage by getting a dildo and shoving it up his wife’s behind while having sex. Perhaps a variation would help you too. Try shoving one of those suckers where the sun don’t shine and do some kettlebell work. That’ll, umm…straighten you out. Or something like that.
Darn, and I had those pics all ready from way back when I was 315 pounds…hehehehhe