One Night in Bangkok

Thanks Older Lifter.

No, didn’t stay at the Hilton, stayed at the Bangkok and Pattaya Dynasty (the “Die Nasty”) and the Bangkok Montein.

Is the garden you’re talking about the one with all the schlongs? I heard about it, but couldn’t figure out where it was. Some sort of fertility shrine I think.

Yup. That’s the one. It is right next store to the Hilton. Some buddies and I were on a leave of sort (long story and if I tell ya I gotta kill you) anyway a bunch of old ladies had just finished the tour. Southern Bapists I think, man you should of heard the them. It was good for laughs for the next six weeks. You know how GIs are. One of our highly trained SF Sergeants swiped one. It later became a rocket that was launched with the help of a little C4. Nothing more dangerous than a bored grunt.
Glad your back safe.