I’m hungry now for srs
Zerchers really helped me PR in the burger.
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
Are said cheeseburgers 93% lean contest condition or a full house 80%? [/quote]
They’d have to take a pic holding one of these to determine what %.
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
[quote]Vagina Whisperer wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
You guys are overestimating the size of the burgers. Remove the buns and they don’t even lift.[/quote]
That just means they’re conditioning was off.
You guys never specified if these were Black Angus Burgers?
Also, are they on CREATINE?[/quote]
Dude, red meat is a natural source of creatine. Of course they aren’t natty. Especially with all the pro-hormones they take when they are bulking.
Are said cheeseburgers 93% lean contest condition or a full house 80%? [/quote]
Can we just replace ‘Full House’ for ‘Ground Chuck’ hence forth?[/quote]
Dude, yes. Ground sirloin vs ground chuck. Too much cheese on a ground sirloin cheeseburger will eventually make it a ground chuck cheeseburger. [/quote]
The problem is though, when you are talking about a big burger patty that evenly stores cheese, the beef may still show leaving someone to beleive the burger is still much lower in fat than it actaully is. I have even seen one burger with bacon and onion rings on top of the cheese, but you can still clearly see the meat and cheese seperation as well as the burger to bun tie in. Dont forget that there are new pickles that werent there before.
The doctors worst nightmare
[quote]Smashingweights wrote:
The doctors worst nightmare[/quote]
This explains a lot.
Found in the “Porn” folder on the Dr.'s hard drive.
Where do you guys live?
Have any of you ever seen a wild angry doctor? Do you have ANY idea what you’re saying? A rouge doctor makes Ronnie Coleman look like a pussy. Ronnie is 300 lbs of serious “bad” and this thing is 5 times fuller of a house and 10 times as strong at hammer strength. It would tear through the crowd of cheeseburgers like they were toilet paper!! My money is on the doctor.
[quote]Smashingweights wrote:
Where do you guys live?
Have any of you ever seen a wild angry doctor? Do you have ANY idea what you’re saying? A rouge doctor makes Ronnie Coleman look like a pussy. Ronnie is 300 lbs of serious “bad” and this thing is 5 times fuller of a house and 10 times as strong at hammer strength. It would tear through the crowd of cheeseburgers like they were toilet paper!! My money is on the doctor.[/quote]
…some interesting things to think about from a study on doctor strength…
"The team also tested what the doctor could do to a 90 pound Prowler sled.
“It was like a brick wall to them,” Cairns said. “They could make it budge even after ramming into it over and over. It took a minimum of one in shape female trainee with a concerted effort to push it.”"
“Our conclusion was a full grown doctor is equal to .5 to 1 human woman in terms of prowler pushing strength. I’m certain if a doctor were enraged it would be much, much higher,” Cairns said. “We never did get them ticked off. We didn’t want to.”
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
This explains a lot.
HOLY SHIT hahahahahahahaha
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I say he has a shot, but only if he backloads. Work through the patties first, buns later in the day.
However, I hear doctors are notoriously bad at sticking with anything that could be written down in the form of a plan or goal. Why plan a way to consume the 100 when he has a .000000001% chance of not planning (limiting) and downing 200?
So, no, he has no chance because he chickens out of the backloading plan when he starts to feel flat by 10:30 in the morning and starts downing buns leading to death by love handles.
Said Doctor on Halloween
[quote]Smashingweights wrote:
The doctors worst nightmare[/quote]
fucking lost it hahaha
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]ElbowStrike wrote:
Don’t know if impressed or disappointed that this thread is still alive.
My money is now on the one-hundred cheeseburgers.
The angry full house doctor likely does not have enough liver and muscle glycogen to chase down and kill one hundred cheeseburgers in an area the size of a football field.
Once exhausted, the remaining survivors could stab it to death with broken pickle spears.
– ElbowStrike[/quote]
What makes you think the doctor is in any hurry? No one is going anywhere. He has all the time in the world, especially with a nice, steady supply of food at hand.
I think you guys all overstate the power that cheesebuger intelligence can have in this scenario. Like I stated earlier, 100 burgers who are somehow stuck in a fight to the death with a fucking enraged doctor can’t be all that sharp. I doubt they’re going to pool their collective wits together and figure out how to defeat something that FullHouse.
And if they ever DO figure something out, it won’t come to them right away. So by the time they get whatever bright idea into their top buns that a bunch of tofu patties are capable of coming up with, half of them are probably already going to be digested and sitting in the corner in the form of a pile of shit. In fact, imagine what sort of impact THAT would have on the collective psyche of a bunch of degenerates like these hypothetical McDoubles. Imagine how they’d feel when they look at this big fucking doctor taking a huge shit, knowing that all of that shit used to be cheeseburgers.[/quote]
Well when you put it that way…
[quote]Smashingweights wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]ElbowStrike wrote:
Don’t know if impressed or disappointed that this thread is still alive.
My money is now on the one-hundred cheeseburgers.
The angry full house doctor likely does not have enough liver and muscle glycogen to chase down and kill one hundred cheeseburgers in an area the size of a football field.
Once exhausted, the remaining survivors could stab it to death with broken pickle spears.
– ElbowStrike[/quote]
What makes you think the doctor is in any hurry? No one is going anywhere. He has all the time in the world, especially with a nice, steady supply of food at hand.
I think you guys all overstate the power that cheesebuger intelligence can have in this scenario. Like I stated earlier, 100 burgers who are somehow stuck in a fight to the death with a fucking enraged doctor can’t be all that sharp. I doubt they’re going to pool their collective wits together and figure out how to defeat something that FullHouse.
And if they ever DO figure something out, it won’t come to them right away. So by the time they get whatever bright idea into their top buns that a bunch of tofu patties are capable of coming up with, half of them are probably already going to be digested and sitting in the corner in the form of a pile of shit. In fact, imagine what sort of impact THAT would have on the collective psyche of a bunch of degenerates like these hypothetical McDoubles. Imagine how they’d feel when they look at this big fucking doctor taking a huge shit, knowing that all of that shit used to be cheeseburgers.[/quote]
Well when you put it that way…[/quote]
he has to sleep eventually…