A razor near my balls? you’re out of your mind!
But electric clippers bring it down low enough. I just make sure no one else uses them to shave their face.
I may just be a bit of an old fart Karma but you sound a little “offbeat” to me. I think the drummer is leading the band down another street.
Jared: Aah, how much hair is too much hair before I take care of the issue myself. Gotcha. Well, if I can’t see the base without having to push bush aside, then it’s gotta be trimmed at the very least. A guy that keeps it very trim is fine and I’d only throw out the shaving aspect if I was in the mood to spend LOTS of time down there. As far as being bald, I only want the ball sack and base of his dick shaven - not up onto the belly or legs - otherwise I get a version of “whisker burn” across my lips and face if I spend a lot of time giving head (which I love to do). So for the one-night-stand types, it doesn’t really matter since I’ll probably only suck on him enough to drive him wild and then climb on board, but if he’s a buddy or someone I’m into spending more time with - the shaving’s just gotta be done.
Pat: Sorry to hear of your troubles with soap. I’ve never experienced it nor had anyone mention it to me. Can you shave with lube? Never thought of it.
James: THAT’S what I’m talking about! Guys usually dig it when a girl doesn’t negelect tonguing/sucking/handling the balls but if you are licking over stubble or having 2" long hairs catch in your throat, it’s just not very fun to do. A man doesn’t need to be bald from belly button to knees, just the very base of the dick to bottom of the balls, and he’d garner A LOT more attention there than if he didn’t.
Herc: Excellent! hee hee hee I’m all happy and excited for you! Some things to keep in mind, long hot showers soften hair (good thing), make sure she gives you a great hand job (keeping you just barely under cumming) so that you are nice and hard and that she keeps your balls from heading north (taut skin is easier to shave). I’d recommend you stand with your back to the shower with her squatting infront of you, get all lathered up and to make it more foreplay than grooming do a “3 hand strokes, two passes of razor, one hand stroke, stand up sliding tits across belly and chest, kiss and rinse razor behind back” type of routine. Repeat as often as necessary.
This keeps you more focused on the hand strokes, tits and kisses then on the fact that she could do damage. When you shave her, try having her sit on the ledge opposite the shower head with one leg propped up on the side of the tub (drain plugged and 2" of water in tub to rinse razor). Keep the soap low so you can suck her tits and kiss her. Follow a similar routine of massaging her, shaving and kissing. But of course, this is only how I do it - you may have better ideas. Fill me in next week on how it went!
NATEDOG-I have been in a lot of gyms in my day, and seem many men in the locker rooms. None were shaved.
Do you and your friends change clothes and shower at home. Must be.
Nope, I don’t shower and change at the gym. And none of my friends work out at the same gym as me (not all of them workout). They have all shown their private parts in various places and various times, whether it’s at a party, at the house, by the pool or while grilling out. It really doesn’t matter. If someone feels like walking around with his dick hanging out of his pants, you can be sure you’ll see it. Or for my friend with the big balls, he just likes to pull them out of his pants and hold them for everyone to see. And if it happened to be a day when he shaved his balls, he’ll most definitely show anyone interested in seeing. And no, none of my friends (or myself) are gay. All of them have girlfriends and will do this in front of their girlfriends or anyone else around. Then again, we have all been friends for many years and are very open about things. Or maybe we’re all slightly demented and perverse. Whatever you call it, it’s how we are and we have no problem with our sexuality.
For anyone who thinks this sort of stuff is weird or unusual, it’s probably due to the fact that you and/or your male friends aren’t open about this kind of stuff, or you may be a raging homophobic who would think that something like this would mean you’re gay. If you really want to know if you are gay or have gay tendencies, go take the Gay Test at TheSpark.com. Even with what goes on with me and my guy friends, I rated only 36% gay. Which is less gay than most hetero guys in my age category. So go take the test and find out if you’re gay. Then you’ll be able to find out why the above behavior disturbs you so much.
Um, can I uh, hang out with you?
I thought my crowd was rather progressive and open in personal matters but it appears that we could learn a thing or two from y’all.
Or at least have fun trying. ![]()
Without a doubt, if you trim your pubes and shave the sack, you’ll get more attention from your woman down there. I’ve been doing this for more than 5 years now and it’s just a regular part of grooming. At first some of the guys at the fire hall thought it was a little weird when they saw me in the shower. Funny thing is, after explaining the rewards they would reap from cleaning things up, most of them are now grooming in a similar manner. My simple motto is “if you want her to take the bag, you gotta shave the bag”. Most men appreciate a woman who grooms herself down below, so why not return the favour.
Nate, I have my own, super-special, patented, one question Gayness test. It goes like this: are you attracted to people of your own sex? If so, you’re gay; if not, you’re not. I don’t think you need the Spark to figure this one out. ![]()
~karma, of course you can join us. We have a good time hanging out. And you’ll get a chance to see “the club” and “the hook” as well as the biggest balls you’ve ever seen (yet they are a little smaller than his older brother’s) and even a few other dicks hanging around. Not to mention that every once in a while when a few of my guy friend’s girlfriends start drinking at a party, they usually end up doing some girl-on-girl kissing or flashing of various private parts. You can go to my web site and see various pics of my friends. You can get an idea of who has the above-mentioned parts.
Zev, you know, that’s obviously the easiest way to tell if you are straight gay (is that an oxymoron?). But for those who are in denial or still living in the closet, the gay test is a good indicator of if they have gay tendencies or may be walking the fine gay/straight line. And no, I’m not attracted to the same sex. “I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is.” LOL! (No, I’m not gay. I have a beautiful girlfriend. My friends are not gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. And most of them have girlfriends).
Karma, I like a lot of your points in this post!! I have already tried some and will try the others soon!!! I am trying to contact you about the next two weekends! let me know what you think!!!
Damn, i don’t know about seeing your boy’s balls, but if you got girls kissing, I’M THERE!!!
Nate Dogg: Damn! Sounds like you guys are into having fun. I scanned your previous posts and must have overlooked the link to your page, care to post it again? Where abouts are you guys anyway?
Purplehosh: This coming weekend won’t work, I’ve got my boy. The weekend of Aug. 16 would work though. What sort of thing did you have in mind? Dancing, relaxing with a drink and perhaps enjoying a cigar, a casual cafe? I’m not a regular downtown so don’t be looking to me to pick the spots to hang. Most of my downtown nights were 3 years ago and then it was primarily the Purple Martini and Club Vinyl. Don’t have a clue what’s hot now though.
It hasn’t been updated in a couple months due to the fact that my computer at home blew up, but you can browse through all the pages and see some pretty funny stuff and a variety of info on me, training, my friends, etc. It’s here: www.atlantic.net/~nathan/
You won’t believe it, but I just downloaded some pics that we took during my friend’s birthday party about a month ago. If you really want to see some pics of my friends showing off their “stuff,” I actually have some pics that I had forgotten we took. I also have a pic of my girlfriend kissing my friend’s girlfriend. But I’m not sure if I’ll send that one out. I also have a recent pic of myself at the beach. If you want so see them, feel free to go to my web site and send me some e-mail. Just be sure to put something in the subject line so I know that it’s not just another piece of junkmail!