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You: What up
You: MMF ?
Stranger: wuz good. nothin chillin
Stranger: ??
You: a 3-way with 2 men and a women
You: maybe some DP
Stranger: wheres the woman?
Stranger: DP?
You: sitting on my lap right now
You: You go ass 2 mouth ?
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Stranger: HEYY
You: hello
Stranger: M OR F
You: both
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU?
You: hermaphrodite
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: f or m?
Stranger: m
You: thanks god, finally a dude 
You: im a female
You: all I was running into was chicks
Stranger: is that so hard to find male here ?
You: sometimes 
it can get lonely
Stranger: i am boring too
You: are you?
Stranger: yup, that’s why i am here
You: well if your boring that sucks
Stranger: yes
Stranger: my life is suck now
You: i need an someone that can show me some “fun”
Stranger: wht fun ?
You: “funnnn” ;]
Stranger: um…
Stranger: like ?
You: well what can you imagine of?
Stranger: u are naughty
You: maybeeeee lol
Stranger: but u have to show me first
You: first you have to tell me how “big” you are :]
Stranger: um…
Stranger: 6 inches
Stranger: i think
You: u think? can u measure
Stranger: um… u have to help me to make it hard 1st
You: ummm i like how u think
Stranger: ha
You: do you have any pics of u? I need to get in the “Zone” first, if u know what I mean 
Stranger: um…
Stranger: ok , pls wait
Stranger: http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v225/856/23/n510508824_1006.jpg
Stranger: how about yrs ?
You: just a sec
You: are u asian?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: u mind ?
You: kinda, i’m into “bigger” things
Stranger: ha
Stranger: i am big too
You: u said like 6 inches
You: thats not that big
Stranger: OK
Stranger: = ="
You: my ex had like a thunder cock, 9inches of hard fat pipe
You: yummmmie
Stranger: wow
Stranger: can i see yr pics ?
You: okay hold on
You: i have to find my camera and upload pics cause I dont have any atm on my computer
Stranger: OK
Stranger: wait for u
Stranger: so where r u from?
You: florida
Stranger: I see
Stranger: age ?
You: 19
You: u?
Stranger: I am 22
Stranger: do u have msn ?
You: yah, hold on though
You: im trying to get my pics up
Stranger: ok
Stranger: done ?
You: ok fuck it
Stranger: ?
You: i could not upload
Stranger: what happen ?
You: ill just give u my myspace
You: http://www.myspace.com/tweetyriffic
Stranger: ok
You: im the one on the left
Stranger: do u have msn ?
You: did u look at my page?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: u are asian too ?
You: yea
Stranger: chinese ?
You: yes
Stranger: i see
Stranger: so have u fucked with asian ?
You: no, dicks are too little
Stranger: wht a pity
You: i like big fat black cock
Stranger: u are so hot
You: thanks
Stranger: can i add yr msn ?
You: i dont think so
You: from the pic i saw, ur kinad ugly
Stranger: = ="
Stranger: yup, i am not handsome
You: are u emo or something? do u have any value for urself?
You: u kno girls can sense that low self esteem
You: thats why u prolly get no biddies
Stranger: um…
Stranger: not really
Stranger: at least i appreciate my talent
You: self pitty?
Stranger: i am an advertising creative
You: what do you advertise?
You: suicide hotline?
Stranger: at least i am good at think idea
Stranger: yr word is so mean
You: not as mean as your horrid face
Stranger: just one pic can make u know the real me ?
Stranger: are u too superficial ?
You: yupp
You: though world
You: tough**
Stranger: that’s why u need to find sex here ?
You: no. i just like fucking with ugly little losers like you
Stranger: I see
You: now do me and the world a favor, and go kill your fucking self. PLEASE
Stranger: ha, ok
its fucked up, I just pulled some random ass girls mypace… but oh well
How long till we end up pranking each other ?
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Stranger: Hey! Are u a horny female in the UK looking to have some fun? xox
You: OMG yes
You: what are the odds
Stranger: no idea
Stranger: where in UK are ya?
You: Leeds
Stranger: nice
Stranger: love a nothern accent
Stranger: i’m from belfast
Stranger: wats ur name hun?
You: Jenny
You: I have family in Belfast
Stranger: nice to meet ya Jenny
Stranger: cool
You: We get up there 2-3 times a year
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i’m Ricky btw
Stranger: so are u actually horny or did u just say that?
You: I could get there with a little persuasion
Stranger: well how would u like to be persuaded?
You: tell me about yourself
You: do you have a pic ?
Stranger: i mite do if u play ur cards rite!
Stranger: wat age are u btw?
You: I could go first
You: im 17 btw
You: so do you have a girlfriend ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i’m 17 too!
You: so do you play any sports ?
Stranger: rugby, golf, cycling, swimming, weight training
Stranger: wbu
You: wow, you must have a killer body
Stranger: progressing nicely
Stranger: so what do u look like then?
You: Photobucket | The safer way to store your photos
You: Ive done some modeling
You: you can probably tell
You: I’ve got some nudes if you would like to see em
Stranger: i’ll check this one first
Stranger: 2 secs
Stranger: nice
You: You got to be fucking kidding me, that bitch is fat and ugly as hell
You: You got burned man
You: Im not from the UK and im not a chick
You: better luck in the real world looking for pussy
Stranger: sad man
Stranger: sad sad sad man
Stranger: very sad sad transexual man
You: FUCKING HAD YOU GOING
Stranger: have u nothing better to do
Stranger: u lousy pice of fucking shite
Stranger: no life
Stranger: burn in hell
Stranger: daft fucking cunt of a twat
Stranger: prick
You: see ya there sweety
Stranger: fuck offf
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God this son of a bitch good. Really shattered him when he found out I was a dude. The sad part is I posted a picture of an ugly girl and he still wanted nudes.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
How long till we end up pranking each other ?
[/quote]
What I was thinking
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Stranger: are you female?
You: you ready
You: i have the peanut butter and the monkey
You: did you bring the lube?
You: time is of the essence junior
You: quick nibble on my nipples
You: slap me and call me sally yo bitch
Stranger: eh
Stranger: i’m flaccid
Stranger: thanks anyway
You: wait i got a trick
You: flick your penis with a pen
You: and prais allah
You: ahh you’re weird man
You: who says those things
Stranger: You want me to praise Allah during sex, and I’M weird?
You: are you discriminating against me
You: cause I’m brown
You: shame on you
Stranger: No
You: now quick im bringing in a friend for a mmf
You: you ready
Stranger: I’m saying prayer during sexual activity is unorthodox
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Stranger: Hey
You: quickly give me a dirty sanchez
Stranger: okay
Stranger: takes finger
You: now lube up my penis
Stranger: puts it in his ass
Stranger: makes a mustache
You: LOL you’re gay bye
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You: yippee kayay muthafucka
You: i need help
Stranger: so do i bud
Stranger: ima kill my best friend
Stranger: becaue
Stranger: well…
Stranger: SHE STOLE 5CENT OFFA ME
You: he cheated on you with a nother man
Stranger: D:
You: i know the feeling
You: bite one of her tits off
Stranger: /:
Stranger: done tha a year ago
Stranger: didnt kill the bitch!!D:
You: alright when she’s sleeping stick a big black dildo in her pooper
You: and scream T-Nation bitch
Stranger: i like your evil plans :}
You: LOL
Stranger: whats your name?:F
You: Carlito Ramirez Alvarez Dominguez No Chinguez
You: But my friends call me Carl
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: sounds hmm
Stranger: easier
Stranger: LMAO
You: What’s up wit you sexy what’s yo nameee eeee
You: I can tell by the way you type, you’re Paris Hilton voice like hot
Stranger: sarah-ahahaha :]
You: how would you rate yourself on a scale from 1-10
You: 10 being ya i’d like bang myself in a flash
Stranger: oh defo 10
Stranger: im well hot
You: duck tales show me a pic even it’s not you i need to get my pepper up
You: and have lucid dreams of stickin my beef in a taco
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mine lol shit is addicting yo
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You: helo
Stranger: he
You: i’m a horny teen looking for some fun
Stranger: female?
You: yezzir
Stranger: shemale here
Stranger: you don’t mind that right
You: ofcourse not
Stranger: nice
Stranger: name
You: JEssica
Stranger: wrong name
You: excuse me?!
Stranger: like i said wrong name it should be kyra
You: no sorry
You: whats yours?
Stranger: raylana
You: how big is ur cock?
Stranger: take a guess
You: 4 inches?
Stranger: no
You: can i try again?
Stranger: ofcourse
You: 5?
Stranger: --"
Stranger: try again
You: am i getting warmer or colder?
Stranger: warmer but not even close
You: 11inches? -________-
Stranger: you’re not even worth my time
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please tell me this was someone from here, hahahaha.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
God this son of a bitch good. Really shattered him when he found out I was a dude. The sad part is I posted a picture of an ugly girl and he still wanted nudes.[/quote]
Well played, sir… it’s good to see some people posting conversations that are actually funny and well crafted, as opposed to just random blurts of ridiculous information that ANYONE would disconnect to.
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how you doing
You: good, you
You: you there
You: come back
You: PLEAAAAAZZZZEE
You: I MISS YOUUUUU
You: I WANNA HEAR YOUR VOICE
You: AGAINST MY EARS AGAIN
I got the next guy so bad that I felt guilty afterwards. Which says a lot because I don’t feel guilty often. It’s all about the effort you put in, google is a great tool for the bullshitter.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
I got the next guy so bad that I felt guilty afterwards. Which says a lot because I don’t feel guilty often. It’s all about the effort you put in, google is a great tool for the bullshitter.[/quote]
Please elaborate…
Had him convinced I was a cheerleader from california who was in a fight with her boyfriend because at a party last weekend I got drunk and made out with my girlfriends in front of everybody, and then admitted to him that my boyfriend doesnt know yet but that we did a lot more then just kiss, and that I had pictures, and then I sent him a link to a picture of a penis.
I think he cried.
You: hey!
Stranger: Hello
You: do you like toothpaste
You: are you male
You: do you have STD
You: are you into rap music
Stranger: I love toothpaste! I’m a chick, sorry.
You: do you enjoy long walks on the beach with a male
Stranger: sure…
You: THEN WERE COMPATABLE
You: im male
Stranger: lol
You: i LOVE toothpaste
You: and i dont have AIDS
Stranger: Sounds good
You: and i LOOOVE long walks on the beach
You: do you have huuuuge boobs
You: i love boobs
You: boobs are great
You: boobs make me happy
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Stranger: b or g
You: grown ass man
Stranger: what im a 14 year old girl
Stranger: im guessin u are a male
You: yes ma’am
Stranger: wa age r ya
You: 25
Stranger: kwl i gat ride by a 25 year old before
You: really?
You: you GOT a ride FROM a 25 year old?
Stranger: yea
You: a car ride you mean?
Stranger: no i mean sex
You: wow
You: i dont know whether to be turned on or disgusted
You: so how did that happen
Stranger: hes my mate
You: oh i see now, you’re australian
You: that explains it
Stranger: im from ireland
You: oh so you probably drink a lot then?
Stranger: yea lol
Stranger: beth?
You: omg YOU FOUND ME
You: hi!!
Stranger: did i?
Stranger: how do i know…
You: mhmm
Stranger: i dont
You: trust your instincts grasshopper
Stranger: ummm idts
You: kfine
You: im not beth
You: im john from coloroado
You: READY TO GIT IT ON!!!
You: whoa wait
You: SIR
You: PUT THE GUN DOWN
You: PUT IT DOWN
You: DOMT MAKE THIS WORSE THAN IT IS
You: PLEASE
You: I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BUY SOME CIGARETTES
You: NOTHING MORE
You: HERES MY 5 BUCKS
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Stranger: heyy
You: howdy
You: hows it hanging
Stranger: ntn mch just tryn to chatn wth friendz
You: i see
Stranger: u frm
You: WISCONSIN
Stranger: Uk
You: and i loooove it rhere
You: nice
You: are u a chav
Stranger: np
You: a what
You: a “np”
Stranger: nope 
You: ok
You: good deal
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: u f/m
You: f
Stranger: age ?
You: 19
You: single
You: looking for hot guys
Stranger: hha really ?
You: im taking a trip to the UK soon
You: mhmm
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: so good
You: yessir
You: and i looove sex
You: lots and lots of it
Stranger: u ve any pic
You: mhmm
You: hold on
Stranger: gimme ur msn adrs
You: http://www.myspace.com/********
You: no msn hun
Stranger: jess
Stranger: we could have fun that night
Stranger: and all nights when u came uk
You: sounds good
You: do you drink alot
Stranger: yeap
You: omg mee too
Stranger: find a web cam
Stranger: and come
You: i drink and i LOOOVE ecstacy
Stranger: yahoo or msn
Stranger: me 2
You: sorry babe
Stranger: ex is so good
You: no webcam
Stranger: ahh so ?
You: and neither yahoo or msn
You: but i have aim
You: although im never on it
You: i forgot the password
Stranger: cam ?
You: nope
You: whats ur #
Stranger: ahh
You: ill text you
Stranger: cyber ?
You: nope just this and myspace
You: dont trust any other place
Stranger: ahhh
You: yeah
You: hold on
You: k im back
You: i was sick of those tight itchy undeewear
You: i love masturbating
You: do you
Stranger: everyone
Stranger: does
You: i love it when a guy masturbates
You: all my guy friends masturbate when i do
You: its so funny
You: and to think
You: they know i have a penis
You: butyet they still love me
Stranger: wht ?
You: they just love my rod
You: ive had but sex with them
You: very enjoyable
You: mhmm
Stranger: u gay ?
You: hon, sorry but im straight
You: AND IM A GUY U FAG
You: HAHAHA TALKIN TO ME LIKE IM SOME GIRKL
You: FUCKIN DIPSHIT
You: ******
You: wft cersoring?
Stranger: wft?
Stranger: WFT
Stranger: THIS IS A MESS
Stranger: WE NEED THE WHOLE INTERNET IN HERE
Stranger: NOW
You: ******
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: NO MAN
Stranger: YOU ARE ON CRACK/COCAINE
Stranger: THERE IS NO CENSORING
You: god *****dammit not they do it again
You: there is here
You: im in China
Stranger: YEAH OKAY THERE BUDDY
Stranger: EVERYBODY KNOWS
Stranger: CHINA IS NOT REAL
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Stranger: hi I am Matthias…24 male from UK…you?
You: WASSUP
You: I’M A GIRL
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lol
Stranger: hey im super bored
You: sup skank
Stranger: i aint no skank niggabitch