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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: favorite movie, quick!
You: backdoor sluts 9
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or save this log or send us feedback.
Lol, I here doth proclaim that no one in all the land can make people disconnect as consistently nor as fast as me!!!
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
Had him convinced I was a cheerleader from california who was in a fight with her boyfriend because at a party last weekend I got drunk and made out with my girlfriends in front of everybody, and then admitted to him that my boyfriend doesnt know yet but that we did a lot more then just kiss, and that I had pictures, and then I sent him a link to a picture of a penis.
I think he cried.[/quote]
Haha, ouch.
I had a guy get all depressed after I showed him pictures of “me” (some random Internet hot chick)…
“Oh, man, you are NOT gonna like how I look then… I am not NEARLY as attractive as you” and so on.
He then linked me to a picture of a generic looking dude, and connecting the depressed attitude to an ordinary looking Joe actually made me feel legitimately bad for the guy.
It was worse because he wasn’t even being a creep (the best type of people to fuck with)… just some guy who wanted to chat.
Stranger: Capos Lock, are you ready to unleash the fury?
You: YES
You: SDFGNJHSDAI;FNHSDAIOFNHSDAIOFHNSADIOFHSDIOFHH
You: SADUIOFIOSDAFHIOSAHFASIODFSDAPFJIOAS
You: SADOFSDIOPAFSIOADFOASIFSDIOAFHASO
You: OSIAHIOSDAFHSIOADHFOISFNIOSFHIO
You: OMG
Stranger: FUCK YOU DUDE
You: PUT THE FUCKING GUN DOWN
Stranger: YOU ARE JUST A BASTARD WITHOUT FRIENDS
You: HEY
You: STOP
You: HOLY SHIT
You: OMG
Stranger: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You: SKADFNSPDAF
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: PLEAE HELP
Stranger: UNLEASH FURY ASSHOLE
You: HES PLAYING WITH HIMSELF RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
Stranger: PUT ON YOUR FUCKING ASS
You: ITS ALL HAIRY AND SMELLY
Stranger: DO IT FAGGOT
You: HES SAYING “TIME FOR YOUR COCK MEAT SANDWICH”
Stranger: DO IT FAGGOT
You: AHHH IM SCARED
Stranger: DO IT FAGGOT
You: HES YELLING TOO MUCH AND SAYING "DO IT FAGGOT: REPEATEDLY
You: AHHHHHHH
Stranger: DO IT FAGGOT
Stranger: DO IT FAGGOT
You: HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLP
best one of the day by far!
Stranger: DO IT FAGGOT
You: DO IT FAGGOT
Stranger: OK
Stranger: ILL DO IT
You: DO IT FAGGOT
Stranger: AND I’LL POST ON /b/
You: DONT YOUR GUN TO YOUR TESTICLES
Stranger: NEWFAG CANT 7
You: NO
You: DONT DO IT!!!
You: STOP!!
Stranger: 7
You: ok do it
You: see if i fucking care
You: geez man
[quote]Liv92 wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
How long till we end up pranking each other ?
What I was thinking
[/quote]
Already happened 
Heres my version of a conversation posted earlier:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Yo
You: Liek cock?
Stranger: listen
Stranger: I have only 5min before I die
You: listening
Stranger: listen to me
Stranger: You got to call the police
Stranger: I am stuck in this madman home
Stranger: He’ll get back in 5min
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: I am somewhere in usa
Stranger: don’t know where
Stranger: LISTEN
IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT
Stranger: you got TO CALL THE POLICE
You: m or f?
You: this is important now
Stranger: call the pooolliiccee
Stranger: tell them CEDRICKA PROVENCHER IS ALIVE
Stranger: QUICK
Stranger: i am in usa
Stranger: it is been 3years
Stranger: 3years since he caught me
You: Thats sexy
Stranger: TELL them that the guy is a white man
You: whats ur msn?
Stranger: 6 foot
Stranger: brown hair
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: he’s coming now
Stranger: I gotta close the chat box
You: But i was just getting horny
Stranger: PLEASE CALL THE POLICE CEDRICKA IS IN USA SHE’S ALIVE
Stranger: /%R B?% WET $W%? W$ SDF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Cant believe you guys didnt do the Ronnie Coleman!
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: f/m?
You: YEAAH BUDDY
You: OOEIII
Stranger: male i guess?
You: YEAHH BUDDY!
Stranger: so… had some weed?
You: LIGHT WEIGHT LIGHT WEIGHT!!
You: LIGHT WEIGT BABY!
You: LIGHT WEIGHT
Stranger: yuo’re srsly high?
You: EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A BODYBUILDER, NO BODY WANTS TO LIFT THE HEAVY ASS WEIGHT
You: YEAAAAHH BUDDY!
You: 55-559
Stranger: so wsup?
You: WHATS HAPPENIN
You: SO I GOT MY PEDICURE AND MY MANICURE
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: for how much?
You: OOOOIIIEEE
You: FOR 50 CENT
You: YEAAAAAAHHHH BUDDY!
Stranger: too cheap imo
Stranger: you’re gonna need a new one soon
You: NO!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: .
You: NO BUDDEEEEYYY
Stranger: why?
You: EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A BODYBUILDER, NO BODY WANTS TO DO MANICURES
Stranger: :DDD
Stranger: whre are u from?
You: LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!
You: USAAAA
Stranger: age?
You: FOOUURTY FIIIIVEEEE
Stranger: fifty five is better
You: 255 LBS
Stranger: how much is that in kilograms?
You: A LOOOOTTT
You: MR O 8 TIMES!!!
You: YEAAHH BUDDY!
You: OOOEEEIIII
Stranger: black/white?
You: BLACK!!
You: MALE!!
Stranger: oh hi there!
You: 45
You: 255 POUNDS!! LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!!!
You: WITH A MANICURE AND PEDICURE
Stranger: EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A BODYBUILDER, NO BODY WANTS TO DO MANICURES ?
You: IM RONNIE COLEMAN!
You: YEAH BUDDY, NO MANICURES OR THEM
You: THATS MY SECRET
You: steroids and MANICURES!
Stranger: what’s better, steroids or manicures>
Stranger: ?
You: STEROIDS!!
Stranger: really?
You: AND MANICURES!!!
Stranger: ya… but if you had to pick only one of them
You: DONT FORGET THE PEDICURES
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: they’re above all
You: ALL THREE OF THEM!!
Stranger: ur right.
You: YEAH BUDDY I AM !!!
You: OOOOIIIIEEEEEE
You: EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A BODYBUILDER, NOBODY WANTS TO LIFT THE HEAVYASS WHEIGHT!!
Stranger: light wheight for ever.
You: I think like Brutus, I think you can do this
You: YEAAHH BUDDY!!
Stranger: you think i can be bodybuilder too?
You: YEEAH SISTER!
Stranger: im not your sister
Stranger: sorry
You: YOU ARE!!
Stranger: nope
You: YEAH BUDDY
You: IM OFF TO THE GYM NOW
Stranger: okies
You: PUMP UP SOME MUSCLE
Stranger: take the heavy weights!
Stranger: heaviest.
You: LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!!
Stranger: whatever…
You: CHECK ME OUT ON YOUTUBE
!
You: RONNIE COLEMAN
Stranger: okies
You: YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!
You: TALK TO YOU LATER SISTER!
Stranger: ok so you’re late for gym i guess
Ya Iraqi hating prick
Stranger: heey
You: hija
You: inch’allah salaamalehkum
You: god be with you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hshuhs
Stranger: from ?
You: en peace for you and your family
You: Iraq
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: this guy i was just talking to sed he had a 1 inch dick
You: hows that for ASL homo
You: fuckin mark
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This is some funny shit. Reminds me of Quilt Nation!
LR
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello sir.
Stranger: hello madam
Stranger: how r u
You: I am splendid. How about yourself?
Stranger: seem a guy
Stranger:
You: I am confused.
Stranger: u seem a guy by the way u write
You: Why is that? Do women not write properly?
Stranger: wat is so confusing about that
You: Are you insinuating that women are stupid?
Stranger: i dunno…
Stranger: nope
Stranger: certainly not
You: THEN WHAT DO YOU MEAN??!?!?!?
Stranger: just a gut feeling
Stranger: that you are a male
Stranger: thats all
Stranger: its my inference
You: Gut feeling?
Stranger: yeah
You: That’s because my 9" python is jamming into it.
You have disconnected.
[quote]jo3 wrote:
You: Gut feeling?
Stranger: yeah
You: That’s because my 9" python is jamming into it.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Hahahaha - we have a winner!
I got a real cool one
____________--------
You: I am just fucking that hole
You: faster and faster
Stranger: 0-1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-************************************************************************************
You: ouuuu
You: I AM CUMMING
You: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: 01!
You: all over your external case
Stranger:
You: that was good eh?
Stranger:
Stranger: CIGARETTE LIGHTING …INITIATION COMPLETE
You: cya another time baby
Stranger: --------------------
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: lol
You have disconnected.
another one. sorry mines are long. I like to play around
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: yo
Stranger: hahaha the last guy thought I was really creepy
You: what’s taking so long are you searching the keys
Stranger: I told him I make film and he thought I meant porn
You: O yeah he was creepy
Stranger: What’s good?
You: You aint seen nothing yet
You: asl?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: male
Stranger: England
You: me too
You: in which area do you live?
Stranger: Somerset
Stranger: you?
You: O I live near there
You: 15-20 min car
Stranger: where?
You: Maybe I could go to your house
Stranger: Nope
You: yeah that would be fun
You: do you have a sister?
Stranger: she’s not as hot as your mum
You: You have one? great
You: how old is she
Stranger: You know how I know your American?
Stranger: It’s the way you talk
You: how old is she
Stranger: Your bad grammar
You: that is because I am a french living in England
You: anyway
Stranger: Your poor quality jokes
You: how old is she
Stranger: 62
You: 62 ?
Stranger: 8 years older than me
You: how old is your mom
Stranger: she’s dead
Stranger: she died in 82
You: You said you were 18
Stranger: I lie
Stranger: Can I come round to yours?
You: YOU are the creepy guy
You: YOU ARE THE CREEPY ONE
Stranger: says he
You: I just wanted to come to your house and play little cards game
Stranger: I’m sure
You: That would have been
You: fun
Stranger: which region of france are you from?
You: You know you met someone on the net randomly and you meet him…that would be fun
You: I was from Bordeaus
You: *Bordeaux
Stranger: \je ne parle pa le francais
You: cool cool
You: I speak english so it is okay
Stranger: How long have you lived in the UK?
You: 1 year
Stranger: where do you live?
You: Bristol
Stranger: what kind of music do you like?
You: why are you asking me this
You: do you like music?
Stranger: because Bristol has an amazing Dubstep/hip hop scene
You: I dont like that
You: anyway
Stranger: I do like music
Stranger: I’m a DJ
You: how old is your sister
You: it is your older or younger sister?
Stranger: 62 dude
You: is she cute?
Stranger: DO you like 62 year olds?
You: I am horny
You: I want to stick my dick in her piniky
You: *pinky
You: where is your house
You: I am going there
Stranger: I live in Yeovil
You: Yeovil street?
You: address?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: wow
Stranger: listen
Stranger: go to a club
You: what
Stranger: or a pub
Stranger: and pick up a girl
Stranger: get off the internet
You: so…how old is she?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[edit] another one
You: hi
Stranger: hey 
You: are you the guy from the saint’n’sinner ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: tell me what you are all about
You: in one sentence
word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: yo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what up
You: nothing really
Stranger: are u froom the h000d
You: just stroking my dick
Stranger: omg this geting serous 
You: you are from the hood?
Stranger: yes im from rosengård swedewn
Stranger: fuck cops:@
You: cool
You: right now I am licking a female cop pussy
Stranger: okey nice
You: in uniform
You: I fuck cops
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this guy was pathetic…he was really intimidated lol
You: hi
Stranger: heyy
You: how are you
Stranger: im doing good
Stranger: and you?
You: good
You: I am sure you are a girl
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u r wrong
You: only girls put : ) at the end of their sentence
Stranger: nope
You: so you are a fag
Stranger: nope
You: so what are you
Stranger: i did that 2 make u think i was a girl
Stranger: im straight as
You: lol yeah
You: you are a fag
You: only sissy boys put : ) when chatting
You: what are doing are you crying
You: sissy
Stranger: i know they probably do
Stranger: but im not
Stranger: i do it for fun
You: what? sucking cocks?
You: you only suck cocks for fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: Hey francis!
You: how are you
Stranger: whats up mate?
Stranger: long time no see?
You: nothing really
You: you know paul
You: listen
You: I wish sometimes people on omegle were more original
You have disconnected.
word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hiÃ
Stranger: OHHEY
Stranger: how are you !?
You: latina?
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: Je suis latino!
Stranger: Latina**
You: I guessed right
Stranger: No im actually not.
Stranger: im canadia.
Stranger: canadian
You: so you are a latina-latino
Stranger: No…
You: you are a guy with a cock
Stranger: im a girl
You: Are you from quebec
Stranger: And your a guy with no cock.
Stranger: No
Stranger: Im from ontario
You: wow
You: that must suck
Stranger: yea it does actually…
Stranger: where are yo ufrom
You: are you from oshawa
Stranger: yea i am.
Stranger: how did yo uknow :
Stranger: Are you too!?
You: really?
Stranger: yea i swear to god.
You: I am too
Stranger: holy shit this is weird!
You: yes
You: I am a 20/m
Stranger: i’m 15
Stranger: xD
You: have you ever done it before
Stranger: yea
You: o-o
You: do you crave it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
luring people as a girl is sooo overrated. whats really fun is pretending to be from Mongolia
You: ve! net!!!
You: =)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: chet neh
You: =D
Stranger: oiii
You: ven sletgha tun wentra?
You: … = ) ! ! ! !
Stranger: tight. what language is this? like finnish… or something?
You: ohhhh my feel to you
You: i learn still
You: how are you?
Stranger: what? i’m fine. i lost all the contacts on my phone today
Stranger: that sucked.
You: sorry i dont hmmm … comprehend those
You: i am 21
Stranger: where are you from?
You: em
You: wait to it please
You: from place call kandahaar
Stranger: kandahar?
You: eehhh i supponose
You: small place
Stranger: where’s it near?
You: near water
Stranger: okay, i mean other countries
You: no many persons to play english with
You: countries? i do not conscious this word
You: like clothing?
Stranger: umm, no…
Stranger: like
Stranger: places around you
Stranger: like…
You: there is store to buy milk and to buy foods
Stranger: afghanistan
Stranger: or chad
Stranger: or egypt
You: afjaharnahan?
You: no
You: i am not
Stranger: okkayy, well i’m going to go now.
You: close with what you say mongolia
You: what is your place?
You: this websites are very new to me
You: we have these for only near 5 year
You: do you no like playing english at me?
Stranger: ohh, no it’s just i’m busy
Stranger: you’re nice
You: it has hard to look for persons to play with english on here very much the persons are to disconnect
Stranger: yeah, i understand.
You: are you the man or the woman?
Stranger: i am trying to learn portuguese
Stranger: woman
You: i have a like for the woman
You: but are not very many where i am
You: i like to use book rent palace to view the photographs of the woman
You: woman here and woman on web sites are not very same
Stranger: haha you’re funny. keep it up
You: i once have math book
You: but i no good with math working
You: but book i once have same have photograph of woman very soft so i touch to it
You: very much
Stranger: you have internet… just watch porn
You: then later when i have bring it to the assembly the … i dont know this word… say what have you does to the mathematics book it have ruined the whole thing!!!
You: i was feeling very embarased
You: do you good with mathametics?
Stranger: yeah, why?
You: i am guessing
You: hey hear to this!
Stranger: what…
You: you have pretty what do you say this? a woman uncle?
Stranger: aunt
You: i dont hold word
You: yes
You: aunt
You: i had very pretty aunt
You: she have not have 3 teeth
You: but i like because mouth sex was more good
You: !!!
Stranger: lol very good…
Stranger: i’m glad
You: then she no want me
Stranger: i’m going to call you borat
You: she go to Olefgg
You: he was more good man to me
You: friend
Stranger: borat?
You: i dont know that word
You: but it is ok
You: because i have sex with his parent
You: 3 year later
You: do you do these thing al?so
You: you are woman have you take photohraph?
You: have make to go now
Stranger: what?
Stranger: ok
You: talking was good
Stranger: yeah
You: vegnh hant nue laakhurp
You: touch my penis
Stranger: sure
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ANOTHER SUMMER DAY. HAS GONE AND COME AWAY. IN PARIS AND ROME…
You: wanna tattoo that on my ass?
Stranger: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]anonym wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Had him convinced I was a cheerleader from california who was in a fight with her boyfriend because at a party last weekend I got drunk and made out with my girlfriends in front of everybody, and then admitted to him that my boyfriend doesnt know yet but that we did a lot more then just kiss, and that I had pictures, and then I sent him a link to a picture of a penis.
I think he cried.
Haha, ouch.
I had a guy get all depressed after I showed him pictures of “me” (some random Internet hot chick)…
“Oh, man, you are NOT gonna like how I look then… I am not NEARLY as attractive as you” and so on.
He then linked me to a picture of a generic looking dude, and connecting the depressed attitude to an ordinary looking Joe actually made me feel legitimately bad for the guy.
It was worse because he wasn’t even being a creep (the best type of people to fuck with)… just some guy who wanted to chat.[/quote]
Haha. I did that the other day w/ the pic you linked on here. After awhile, I admitted I was a guy because he wasn’t being a perv. Who knew you could feel guilt on the internet…
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
luring people as a girl is sooo overrated. whats really fun is pretending to be from Mongolia
You: ve! net!!!
You: =)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: chet neh
You: =D
Stranger: oiii
You: ven sletgha tun wentra?
You: … = ) ! ! ! !
Stranger: tight. what language is this? like finnish… or something?
You: ohhhh my feel to you
You: i learn still
You: how are you?
Stranger: what? i’m fine. i lost all the contacts on my phone today
Stranger: that sucked.
You: sorry i dont hmmm … comprehend those
You: i am 21
Stranger: where are you from?
You: em
You: wait to it please
You: from place call kandahaar
Stranger: kandahar?
You: eehhh i supponose
You: small place
Stranger: where’s it near?
You: near water
Stranger: okay, i mean other countries
You: no many persons to play english with
You: countries? i do not conscious this word
You: like clothing?
Stranger: umm, no…
Stranger: like
Stranger: places around you
Stranger: like…
You: there is store to buy milk and to buy foods
Stranger: afghanistan
Stranger: or chad
Stranger: or egypt
You: afjaharnahan?
You: no
You: i am not
Stranger: okkayy, well i’m going to go now.
You: close with what you say mongolia
You: what is your place?
You: this websites are very new to me
You: we have these for only near 5 year
You: do you no like playing english at me?
Stranger: ohh, no it’s just i’m busy
Stranger: you’re nice
You: it has hard to look for persons to play with english on here very much the persons are to disconnect
Stranger: yeah, i understand.
You: are you the man or the woman?
Stranger: i am trying to learn portuguese
Stranger: woman
You: i have a like for the woman
You: but are not very many where i am
You: i like to use book rent palace to view the photographs of the woman
You: woman here and woman on web sites are not very same
Stranger: haha you’re funny. keep it up
You: i once have math book
You: but i no good with math working
You: but book i once have same have photograph of woman very soft so i touch to it
You: very much
Stranger: you have internet… just watch porn
You: then later when i have bring it to the assembly the … i dont know this word… say what have you does to the mathematics book it have ruined the whole thing!!!
You: i was feeling very embarased
You: do you good with mathametics?
Stranger: yeah, why?
You: i am guessing
You: hey hear to this!
Stranger: what…
You: you have pretty what do you say this? a woman uncle?
Stranger: aunt
You: i dont hold word
You: yes
You: aunt
You: i had very pretty aunt
You: she have not have 3 teeth
You: but i like because mouth sex was more good
You: !!!
Stranger: lol very good…
Stranger: i’m glad
You: then she no want me
Stranger: i’m going to call you borat
You: she go to Olefgg
You: he was more good man to me
You: friend
Stranger: borat?
You: i dont know that word
You: but it is ok
You: because i have sex with his parent
You: 3 year later
You: do you do these thing al?so
You: you are woman have you take photohraph?
You: have make to go now
Stranger: what?
Stranger: ok
You: talking was good
Stranger: yeah
You: vegnh hant nue laakhurp
You: touch my penis
Stranger: sure[/quote]
Now that was hilarious.
[quote]anonym wrote:
jo3 wrote:
You: Gut feeling?
Stranger: yeah
You: That’s because my 9" python is jamming into it.
You have disconnected.
Hahahaha - we have a winner![/quote]
Yay! What do I win?
[quote]ukrainian wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
luring people as a girl is sooo overrated. whats really fun is pretending to be from Mongolia
You: ve! net!!!
You: =)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: chet neh
You: =D
Stranger: oiii
You: ven sletgha tun wentra?
You: … = ) ! ! ! !
Stranger: tight. what language is this? like finnish… or something?
You: ohhhh my feel to you
You: i learn still
You: how are you?
Stranger: what? i’m fine. i lost all the contacts on my phone today
Stranger: that sucked.
You: sorry i dont hmmm … comprehend those
You: i am 21
Stranger: where are you from?
You: em
You: wait to it please
You: from place call kandahaar
Stranger: kandahar?
You: eehhh i supponose
You: small place
Stranger: where’s it near?
You: near water
Stranger: okay, i mean other countries
You: no many persons to play english with
You: countries? i do not conscious this word
You: like clothing?
Stranger: umm, no…
Stranger: like
Stranger: places around you
Stranger: like…
You: there is store to buy milk and to buy foods
Stranger: afghanistan
Stranger: or chad
Stranger: or egypt
You: afjaharnahan?
You: no
You: i am not
Stranger: okkayy, well i’m going to go now.
You: close with what you say mongolia
You: what is your place?
You: this websites are very new to me
You: we have these for only near 5 year
You: do you no like playing english at me?
Stranger: ohh, no it’s just i’m busy
Stranger: you’re nice
You: it has hard to look for persons to play with english on here very much the persons are to disconnect
Stranger: yeah, i understand.
You: are you the man or the woman?
Stranger: i am trying to learn portuguese
Stranger: woman
You: i have a like for the woman
You: but are not very many where i am
You: i like to use book rent palace to view the photographs of the woman
You: woman here and woman on web sites are not very same
Stranger: haha you’re funny. keep it up
You: i once have math book
You: but i no good with math working
You: but book i once have same have photograph of woman very soft so i touch to it
You: very much
Stranger: you have internet… just watch porn
You: then later when i have bring it to the assembly the … i dont know this word… say what have you does to the mathematics book it have ruined the whole thing!!!
You: i was feeling very embarased
You: do you good with mathametics?
Stranger: yeah, why?
You: i am guessing
You: hey hear to this!
Stranger: what…
You: you have pretty what do you say this? a woman uncle?
Stranger: aunt
You: i dont hold word
You: yes
You: aunt
You: i had very pretty aunt
You: she have not have 3 teeth
You: but i like because mouth sex was more good
You: !!!
Stranger: lol very good…
Stranger: i’m glad
You: then she no want me
Stranger: i’m going to call you borat
You: she go to Olefgg
You: he was more good man to me
You: friend
Stranger: borat?
You: i dont know that word
You: but it is ok
You: because i have sex with his parent
You: 3 year later
You: do you do these thing al?so
You: you are woman have you take photohraph?
You: have make to go now
Stranger: what?
Stranger: ok
You: talking was good
Stranger: yeah
You: vegnh hant nue laakhurp
You: touch my penis
Stranger: sure
Now that was hilarious. [/quote]
That last line was great.
[quote]Erasmus wrote:
Cant believe you guys didnt do the Ronnie Coleman!
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Stranger: f/m?
You: YEAAH BUDDY
You: OOEIII
Stranger: male i guess?
You: YEAHH BUDDY!
Stranger: so… had some weed?
You: LIGHT WEIGHT LIGHT WEIGHT!!
You: LIGHT WEIGT BABY!
You: LIGHT WEIGHT
Stranger: yuo’re srsly high?
You: EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A BODYBUILDER, NO BODY WANTS TO LIFT THE HEAVY ASS WEIGHT
You: YEAAAAHH BUDDY!
You: 55-559
Stranger: so wsup?
You: WHATS HAPPENIN
You: SO I GOT MY PEDICURE AND MY MANICURE
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: for how much?
You: OOOOIIIEEE
You: FOR 50 CENT
You: YEAAAAAAHHHH BUDDY!
Stranger: too cheap imo
Stranger: you’re gonna need a new one soon
You: NO!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: .
You: NO BUDDEEEEYYY
Stranger: why?
You: EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A BODYBUILDER, NO BODY WANTS TO DO MANICURES
Stranger: :DDD
Stranger: whre are u from?
You: LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!
You: USAAAA
Stranger: age?
You: FOOUURTY FIIIIVEEEE
Stranger: fifty five is better
You: 255 LBS
Stranger: how much is that in kilograms?
You: A LOOOOTTT
You: MR O 8 TIMES!!!
You: YEAAHH BUDDY!
You: OOOEEEIIII
Stranger: black/white?
You: BLACK!!
You: MALE!!
Stranger: oh hi there!
You: 45
You: 255 POUNDS!! LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!!!
You: WITH A MANICURE AND PEDICURE
Stranger: EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A BODYBUILDER, NO BODY WANTS TO DO MANICURES ?
You: IM RONNIE COLEMAN!
You: YEAH BUDDY, NO MANICURES OR THEM
You: THATS MY SECRET
You: steroids and MANICURES!
Stranger: what’s better, steroids or manicures>
Stranger: ?
You: STEROIDS!!
Stranger: really?
You: AND MANICURES!!!
Stranger: ya… but if you had to pick only one of them
You: DONT FORGET THE PEDICURES
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: they’re above all
You: ALL THREE OF THEM!!
Stranger: ur right.
You: YEAH BUDDY I AM !!!
You: OOOOIIIIEEEEEE
You: EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A BODYBUILDER, NOBODY WANTS TO LIFT THE HEAVYASS WHEIGHT!!
Stranger: light wheight for ever.
You: I think like Brutus, I think you can do this
You: YEAAHH BUDDY!!
Stranger: you think i can be bodybuilder too?
You: YEEAH SISTER!
Stranger: im not your sister
Stranger: sorry
You: YOU ARE!!
Stranger: nope
You: YEAH BUDDY
You: IM OFF TO THE GYM NOW
Stranger: okies
You: PUMP UP SOME MUSCLE
Stranger: take the heavy weights!
Stranger: heaviest.
You: LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!!
Stranger: whatever…
You: CHECK ME OUT ON YOUTUBE
!
You: RONNIE COLEMAN
Stranger: okies
You: YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!
You: TALK TO YOU LATER SISTER!
Stranger: ok so you’re late for gym i guess[/quote]
Sir THIS is one of the best. LOL’d hard