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Stranger: /b/
You: (.)(.)
Stranger: r u ferom /b/
You: Bratislava
Stranger: wanna hav butsex
You: 61 years old male here
You: sure
Stranger: im 12
Stranger: sure
You: waiiit a sec
You: I’m older and am acting like a perv. I win.
Stranger: idgi
You: ?
Stranger: i dont get it
You: the fuck nigga. The fuck.
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Stranger: hi
You: 101100001001010010010011101001
Stranger: are you a nerd?
You: 100010100101?
Stranger: what’s that?
Stranger: binary code?
You: 100110010100111100100101001…10010011110011 
Stranger: you should mention, what encoding you use…
Stranger: ascii?
You: lets cut the 10001101001001. 65 years old fella here
Stranger: ok
You: want to engage onto online sexual intercourse? Assuming you’re a male of course?
Stranger: no, please not…
You: 11001001 
Stranger: ok
Stranger: good bye
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You: knock knock
Stranger: who’s there
You: FUCK YOU
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: how are u :f
You: im gay
You: how many penises do you have?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: you fucking nosey bastard. where the fuck are you from? jesus.
Stranger: lol wtf
Stranger: fucking man, shut up lol
You: mum, can you believe this fucking guy?
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Wow.
Every so often I get to luring someone into a bro rape, only to realize that quite a few people using that site are just lonely dudes who want someone to talk to.
Makes me a little depressed. I’m gonna chill with that site for a while.
You: 19/F/hott
Stranger:
Stranger: why did you write it?
Stranger: what if i am not interested in?
You: its better to know if you are not interested right away, instead of wasting time
Stranger: lets carry on
You: carry on then…
Stranger: its better to talk with a guy
Stranger: so whats up stranger
You: why is it better to talk with a guy?
You: that hurts my feelings
Stranger:
Stranger: why
Stranger: how come?
You: cuz i’m a girl, and u would rather talk with a guy?
You: what kind of faggotry is this?
Stranger: i meant its better than
Stranger: im sorry
You: listen…i think you just came out of the closet
Stranger: im not native speaker
You: i suggest you find someone supportive to talk about this with
Stranger: i dont need that
Stranger: i just wrote it wrong
Stranger: lets start over
Stranger: ok?
You: k
Stranger: hi there
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 24 m no
Stranger: you?
You: 62/m/USA
Stranger:
You: u liiike?
Stranger: thats funny
Stranger: my grand father was 61
Stranger: and died last sunday
You: LMAO, that IS funny
Stranger: yeah
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Stranger: a pic of me:
Stranger: http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss352/decapitatex/itsthekid.jpg
You: I feel sad in having to ask this after you showed me a picture
You: m/f?
Stranger: i’m M,
Stranger: but i’m gay
You: LOL
Stranger: i’m a butterfly!
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[quote]Nate112 wrote:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: a pic of me:
Stranger: http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss352/decapitatex/itsthekid.jpg
You: I feel sad in having to ask this after you showed me a picture
You: m/f?
Stranger: i’m M,
Stranger: but i’m gay
You: LOL
Stranger: i’m a butterfly!
You have disconnected.[/quote]
haaaaaaaaaa
[quote]Nate112 wrote:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: a pic of me:
Stranger: http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss352/decapitatex/itsthekid.jpg
You: I feel sad in having to ask this after you showed me a picture
You: m/f?
Stranger: i’m M,
Stranger: but i’m gay
You: LOL
Stranger: i’m a butterfly!
You have disconnected.[/quote]
I just hope to God that you just got punked yourself.
OMG this is hilarious. i love tricking people into wanting to cyber (me being the girl) and then i vanish. ho ho ho.
Another classic “hot 17-year old from the UK morphs into an extremely large black penis” convo, ending with"
[quote]
You: ahaha you just got hard over a dude!
You: homo
Stranger: lol wut?
You: oh you read it right, guy… im actually a dude and have been fucking with you the entire time, laughing my ass off at you being seduced by another man
Stranger: why the hell would you do that dude
You: because youre secretly gay and its about time you figured it out
You: you can thank me later… after youre done blowing other men
Stranger: youre such a dick
You: haha yeah… a dick that you wanted to suck on
You: get off your parents computer before i tell your mom on you
You: get on with it… scat
You: you can type with two hands now… unless you really DO like all of this
Stranger: youre a creep
You: youre a sexual deviant
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After this I proceeded to have conversations with people using the American Psycho pieces about Phil Collins, Huey Lewis, Whitney Houston, my morning ritual and the people I’ve killed (all quotes from imdb, I think)… pretty good stuff (only one person has caught on so far), but it’s tough making it seem like you’re just having an intense conversation.
I really have to start getting productive at work again, though, so I seriously gotta chill with this site.
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: venezuela
You: jk
You: im from iran’
You: allah allah dirka dirka
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Stranger: hi im 18 boy and i want a cybersex by msn and webcam with a girl of 18+… are you this girl ?
You: 62 yr old fella here
Stranger: and you are ok with cybersex ???
You: oh yes
Stranger: not me you are very old
You: ya, but I workout, and use face moisturizers. So I look younger
Stranger: but maybe if you have a pic…
You: ok
Stranger: have you a pic of you ?â?¬
You: 1 sec
You: http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae113/midlandchris/DSCF6152.jpg
You: i’m on the left
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LOL This guy was looking for an 18 yr old girl, but almost sett;ed for a 62 yr old dude.
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Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: asl
You: 21, Male, Angola State Prison
You: u?
Stranger: holy shit what for?
Stranger: 17 f london
You: huh…dont wanna know brah…involved a tub of ice cream and a chinese mans ass
Stranger: how long you in for
You: looks like 5 years of prison brah
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im katra from taiwan and u r?
You: hello
You: im Jesabelle from usa
Stranger: female?
You: yes
You: 23 years old
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i’m 18
You: thats nice
You: you like big tits?
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You: asl?
Stranger: m 20
You: 26 male Angola State Prison
You: how are you
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rofl!
[quote]Der Candy wrote:
You: asl?
Stranger: m 20
You: 26 male Angola State Prison
You: how are you
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rofl![/quote]
That prison thing turns people of. Fast.
Stranger: heey
You: HOLY MACARONI!
Stranger: DAMN SHIT
Stranger: HOLY BRICK
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Stranger: asl?
You: 21, Male Angola State Penetetiary
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