You: I WANT YOU TO POUR CANDLE WAX IN MY RECTUM
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Stranger: wtf
Stranger: 2 ppl
You: tots def, dude
Stranger: say
Stranger: hi
You: I refuse
You: Hello
Stranger: then dissconnect
You: Yeah, I don’t even get that courtesy
You: it’s like they can smell the snark
Stranger: lol
Stranger: tru tru
You: ah, so you can too?
You: fuck!
Stranger: wtf’z snark
You: just a sec, lemme get you a good definition
Stranger: mmm k
You: LMGTFY - Let Me Google That For You
Stranger: nah
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Damn, I just got kicked for NOT being a lesbian. Sigh.
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You: I’m starting to lose faith in my belief (hope) that I can find a soulmate on omegle
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Stranger: hey
You: could you ever love a man horse?
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Stranger: ji
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m f?
You: up to you baby
Stranger: are u girl?
You: tonight I am. where u from hun?
Stranger: girl and boy?
You: pre op
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Stranger: horny?
You: ass2mouth?
You: snap
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You: raaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: dino
You: asl?
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You’ve unleashed a monster
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Stranger: hey asl
You: Can’t you read? That’s boring! BORING!!!
You: You should ask me about my fetishes first
You: then we will get to know one another
Stranger: you idiot
Stranger: the site moderator said its boring
Stranger: so now your gonna follow
You: Well, since you asked, I really, REALLY love horses
Stranger: and say its boring also?
You: I just love the pommel
You: it’s the only way I get off
Stranger: your a retard
You: and you don’t know how to use conjunctions
Stranger: its sad it really is your allowed to live in this country
You: It’s even sadder that you may someday be allowed to vote, and that your mother didn’t abort you
You: But anyway
You: tell me about your fetishes
You: Other than typing slowly
You: I mean, really, really slowly
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I’m done. Time to go cook some sausage.
Yes, I’ll use that in my next conversation.
[quote]Xab wrote:
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You: A Wild Abra appears!
Strager: what
Me: Wild Abra used Teleport!
You have disconnected. [/quote]
i’ve never lol’d over something i’ve read that hard
now something really not funny
I am talking to a chinese
Stranger: because i and my family work hard
You: you work hard?
You: where
You: dont you think it would be better if you worked a little bit less
You: and the rich ones would share some of their wealth
You: for who are you working?
Stranger: we are doing our best to build our family and country
You: build your country?
Stranger: every one
You: your country doesnt give a shit about you
You: wake up
You: no one gives a shit
You: your world doesnt care
You: so the toys you make are more important than you?
Stranger: no
You: so why do people do them if they hate to
You: toys are for fun, making them are not fun
You: why dont you stop making them
Stranger: you!
Stranger: do!
Stranger: them!
You: it is gonna be the same thing except youll have more time
You: yo do them!!
You: that what they are telling you
You: do your job and do it right
Stranger: because you know and you do
You: and shut the fuck up
You: because you know and you do?
You: you know what
You: why is it so important
You: If I say ‘‘screw the communist party’’, what will you do?
Stranger: ooooo
You: how is it to live in a screwed up country
You: where the government shoot their citizen
You: that is fucked up
Stranger: do you know a song TROUBLE IS A FRIEND?
You: no
You: You like trouble?
Stranger: no
Stranger: is a song
You: you like hopelessness and mental problem
Stranger: sounds very good
You: why are you deturning the conversation
You: are you conditionned to do that
You: why dont you start thinking a little bit
You: maybe life isnt so good
Stranger: oo?
Stranger: no
You: what do you think about life in china
Stranger: life is colorfly
Stranger: colorful
it gets me back to earth
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello.
Stranger: gey
Stranger: hey*
You: This site is weird.
You: Everyone’s name is Stranger.
Stranger: because all the creepy people in the world
You: But how can everyone, even if creepy, be named Stranger.
You: My name isn’t Stranger.
You: It’s You.
Stranger: : �������;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
You: I totally know that guy.
You: We talked last week.
You: He apparently really likes to hang out with 11 year olds.
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Damn, didn’t turn out as well as I hoped.
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You: hey
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: whats up
You: nothing really
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how fun is tht
Stranger: not
Stranger: bahaha
You: blaarrpy
Stranger: porn
You: what is your favorite porn site
Stranger: ur moms site
Stranger: ;D
You: I wont go see my mom so what is your second favorite site
Stranger: Uhh…dude i dont no i love all porn
Stranger: 
You: You go to random site?
Stranger: yup
You: You will get alot of virus
Stranger: ok
You: you better get site that you go all the time
Stranger: in vagina
You: so there wont be so much shit on your computer
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last one for tonight
You: asl sexy
Stranger: i like gorillas
You: animal porn is good
Stranger: yooure perverted?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i like bugs
You: bugs crawling on your penis is great
Stranger: youre kinda weird
Stranger: but so am i
Stranger: sometimes i talk to my cat
Stranger: and tell it my problems
You: sometimes i pet my pussy
Stranger: i got my cat a phone so i could text it.
Stranger: I tell it how much i miss it
You: tell it to go fuck itself
You: and how much u hate it
You: and hope it dies
Stranger: thats mean
Stranger: i hope you die
You: u know what else is mean? FUCK U
Stranger: dont say bad words
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
Stranger: thats mean
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
Stranger: jesus doesnt like it when you cuss
You: FUCK
You: but satan does
Stranger: stop
You: so im impressing someone
Stranger: disconnect disconnect!
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[quote]Xab wrote:
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You: A Wild Abra appears!
Strager: what
Me: Wild Abra used Teleport!
You have disconnected. [/quote]
i LOL’d
Stranger: Let me see you myspace.
Stranger: Send me the link.
You: http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8207/forest3.jpg
You: i’m pretty sure i JUST told you i’d rather ‘meet’ you on facebook
You: lol
Stranger: How old?
You: 16
You: but most poeple tell me i look a LOT older
You: lol
Stranger: DAMNNNNNN !
You: although i’m sure it’s just b/c they want to get into my patns
You: hehe
Stranger: DAMNNNNN !
You: ??
Stranger: Do you have aim?
You: haha
You: yeah when i was like in middle school
You: 
Stranger: You shoud make one.
You: how old are you
Stranger: 18
You: why don’t you send me a pic
You: and then i’ll friend you on facebook?
Stranger: DAMNNN, GIRLL YA HOT !
You: awww
You: haha thanx
Stranger: I can’t stop drooling.
You: well wipe your mouth silly
You: and send me a picture
Stranger: I will.
Stranger: Hold on.
You: …?
You: hehe
Stranger: Wait.
You: i’m going to decompose over here!
You: lol
Stranger: Aha.
Stranger: Damn.
You: hmph
You: you are no fun
Stranger: SOrry.
Stranger: Im trying to find pics for you/
You: ok well
You: what do you look like
Stranger: DO you want with shirt or no shirt?
You: haha
You: w/o
You: duh!
Stranger: Ight.
You: ugh
You: haha
You: i’m about to leave i think
Stranger: Wait.
Stranger: Im trying to uplaod it.
You: haha
You: i’ll wait if you ask nicely
Stranger: Im sorry, can you please wait?
Stranger: You’re WICKED hott.
Stranger: And, I want you.
You: mmmm
You: how bad?
Stranger: LIKE WICKED BAD !
Stranger: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW !
Stranger: Heere’s my picture.
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/14x19ar/3
Stranger: WHat you think?
You: oh wow
You: you’re cute!!
You: what nationality are you
Stranger: Aha, thanks.
Stranger: And, Indonesian.
Stranger: You know what would be cuter?
You: what
Stranger: You and me.
You: hehe
You: you’re bad
You: but you are really sexy
You: i think i’m starting to get a chub looking at your picture
Stranger: Aha.
Stranger: You dont like bad boys?
You: i do
You: those are the only kind that know how to handle my cock
Stranger: Aha.
Stranger: DAMN, YOU’RE FUCKING HOTT !
You: umm
You: i’m a dude
You: like
You: ok so anyways
You: what do you want to do to my hot body
Stranger: YOu’re a guy?
You: yes
You: i really like your strong arms
Stranger: WHy did you send me a pic of girl?
You: you seem like yo ucould pick me up by my ass
You: and bear hug me
You: well, that’s what i’d look like if i was a girl
Stranger: I like it when you didnt tell me you were a guy.
Stranger: Well, im gonna go.
You: no
You: dont’ go
You: tell me more about ‘us’
You: and how horny you are
You: infact
You: make a pirate noise for me sexy indonesian boy
You: HAAAAAR
You: hello?
You: hey
You: i’m going limp here
Stranger: Im not gay.
You: it’s ok
You: it’s not gay as long as we don’t cum at the same time
Stranger: Im going.
Stranger: Pce.
You: no
You: don’t go
You: you sexy boy you
LOl ive known this site for months, its hilarious
heres one of mine
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You: hi 
Stranger: hey.
You: ASL?
Stranger: hot girl. looking for sexxxxxxx.
You: ur a hot girl? ME TOO
You: well im not sure
You: i think im hot
You: wanna see a pic?
Stranger: totally (:
Stranger: are you a lesbian!?!!?
You: bisexual
Stranger: mmm me too!
Stranger: what’s your name
You: jennifer
You: whats your name
Stranger: thats a cute name, my names abigale.
You: aw thats cute
You: are you a lesbian?
Stranger: bi.
You: cool
Stranger: have you ever got it up the ass?
You: not yet
Stranger: it feeels sooo good (:
You: if i show you a pic of myself
You: will you show me a pic of yourself?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: im from canada
You: ImageShack - Best place for all of your image hosting and image sharing needs
You: thats me from january 2nd
You: my most recent pic
Stranger: ooo (:
Stranger: sexy!
You: wanna show me a pic of yourself now?
Stranger: yeah hang on.
You: alright
Stranger: hang onnn.
You: kk
Stranger: ahh my computer is so slow.
You: its alright
You: hurry pleaseeeeee
Stranger: ahh i am.
Stranger: hang onn. (:
You: alright
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Stranger: sorryyy.
You: aw ur cute
Stranger: thankss (:
Stranger: so would you do me?
You: yeah totally
Stranger: good.
Stranger: when do you wanna meet up?
You: asap
You: where do u live?
Stranger: chicagoooo.
You: cool im going to usa next week anyways
Stranger: good (:
You: lemme try and find a pic of this girl i know
You: that looks a bit like you
Stranger: alrighttt.
Stranger: knock knock.
You: 1 second
You: im uploading it so i can send it
You:
Stranger: alright.
You: ImageShack - Best place for all of your image hosting and image sharing needs
You: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLZZZZZZZ you got punked
You: im a dude thanks for the fun btw
Stranger: welcomeeee.
You: GOODNIGHT MA’AM
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She wasnt pissed but i thought it was funny
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Stranger: Let me see you myspace.
Stranger: Send me the link.
You: http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8207/forest3.jpg
You: i’m pretty sure i JUST told you i’d rather ‘meet’ you on facebook
You: lol
Stranger: How old?
You: 16
You: but most poeple tell me i look a LOT older
You: lol
Stranger: DAMNNNNNN !
You: although i’m sure it’s just b/c they want to get into my patns
You: hehe
Stranger: DAMNNNNN !
You: ??
Stranger: Do you have aim?
You: haha
You: yeah when i was like in middle school
You:
Stranger: You shoud make one.
You: how old are you
Stranger: 18
You: why don’t you send me a pic
You: and then i’ll friend you on facebook?
Stranger: DAMNNN, GIRLL YA HOT !
You: awww
You: haha thanx
Stranger: I can’t stop drooling.
You: well wipe your mouth silly
You: and send me a picture
Stranger: I will.
Stranger: Hold on.
You: …?
You: hehe
Stranger: Wait.
You: i’m going to decompose over here!
You: lol
Stranger: Aha.
Stranger: Damn.
You: hmph
You: you are no fun
Stranger: SOrry.
Stranger: Im trying to find pics for you/
You: ok well
You: what do you look like
Stranger: DO you want with shirt or no shirt?
You: haha
You: w/o
You: duh!
Stranger: Ight.
You: ugh
You: haha
You: i’m about to leave i think
Stranger: Wait.
Stranger: Im trying to uplaod it.
You: haha
You: i’ll wait if you ask nicely
Stranger: Im sorry, can you please wait?
Stranger: You’re WICKED hott.
Stranger: And, I want you.
You: mmmm
You: how bad?
Stranger: LIKE WICKED BAD !
Stranger: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW !
Stranger: Heere’s my picture.
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/14x19ar/3
Stranger: WHat you think?
You: oh wow
You: you’re cute!!
You: what nationality are you
Stranger: Aha, thanks.
Stranger: And, Indonesian.
Stranger: You know what would be cuter?
You: what
Stranger: You and me.
You: hehe
You: you’re bad
You: but you are really sexy
You: i think i’m starting to get a chub looking at your picture
Stranger: Aha.
Stranger: You dont like bad boys?
You: i do
You: those are the only kind that know how to handle my cock
Stranger: Aha.
Stranger: DAMN, YOU’RE FUCKING HOTT !
You: umm
You: i’m a dude
You: like
You: ok so anyways
You: what do you want to do to my hot body
Stranger: YOu’re a guy?
You: yes
You: i really like your strong arms
Stranger: WHy did you send me a pic of girl?
You: you seem like yo ucould pick me up by my ass
You: and bear hug me
You: well, that’s what i’d look like if i was a girl
Stranger: I like it when you didnt tell me you were a guy.
Stranger: Well, im gonna go.
You: no
You: dont’ go
You: tell me more about ‘us’
You: and how horny you are
You: infact
You: make a pirate noise for me sexy indonesian boy
You: HAAAAAR
You: hello?
You: hey
You: i’m going limp here
Stranger: Im not gay.
You: it’s ok
You: it’s not gay as long as we don’t cum at the same time
Stranger: Im going.
Stranger: Pce.
You: no
You: don’t go
You: you sexy boy you[/quote]
Dude, it’s freaky how good you are at acting like a girl.
I wanted to bang you there.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what r u douing now?
You: mastrubating lookin at grannys
You: u?
Stranger: me too
You: nos fuckin shit
You: rly
You: OMG
You: OMFG
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Here is one from me xD
Stranger: hi
You: hey john
You: you again ?
Stranger: sorry.; I’m not john
You: well he got the same nickname
You: and he says hi
You: and i tought you are john
You: really isn’t this you ? come on john
You: how you doin buddy
Stranger: he got a nickname?.
Stranger: oh.;;
You: right now im at my uncle’s house
You: he
You: ye
You: He is Stranger
Stranger: what are you saying…
You: and maybe
You: tomorrow i will head to the USA
You: i’ll call you
You: johny
You: just keep walking buddy
You: i got a present for you too
You: just tell lisa
Stranger: oh really? hahahahah…
You: to be honest with me
Stranger: wow great…
You: i dont liak her liening to me
You: okay ?
You: john look
You: stop pretending buddy
You: i know you are Stranger that is you nick
You: so is Matthew with you ?
Stranger: you know?.. when i see… you are stranger…
You: okay john let me write with Matthew
You: what
You: no hes nick is stranger
You: and its stranger you now
Stranger: Are you kidding?
You: no wat
You: matthew is there ?
You: give the keyboard to him
You: Hi mattew
You: buddy im at my uncles house now
You: he got horses you know
Stranger: no matthew is not here and i;m not john
You: i love riding them
You: john
You: well where is mattew ?
Stranger: you are funny
You: is he again at his granma’'s ?
You: okay john just let melisa now that i love her
You: if my plane crashs in the air
You: etc
You: i want you to kiss her for me
You: with no tongue!!!
Stranger: oh you love lisa?
You: john can u send me that document again with ne information for the ashmatic drug ?
Stranger: kiss her with no tongue?..
You: yea john
You: no tongues
You: friendly tell her the kiss is from me
You: Okay john i want to ask you for a serious favour
Stranger: you are funny …how old are you?
You: can you lend me some money
You: for the plane tickets ?
Stranger: sorry i cant
You: o fak
You: i think you are not john
You: are you
You: WHY ARE YOU PRETENTING YOU ARE JOHN
You: and i tough you are john
You: STOP USING HIS NICKNAME STRANGER
Stranger: i said im not john
You: where
You: u said u will kiss melisa
You: no tongue
You: isn’t this pretending ?
You: why did you do this to me
You: blagh
You: do you know where is John ? The Stranger nickname
Stranger: oh funny… and sorry im not john
You: where is he
Stranger: I’m sorry to have disappointed
You: ima sorry to man
Stranger: i dont know where he is
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You: ni hao?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: from?
You: oh hai
You: from korea
You: north korea
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Stranger: HEY…IM GIO. R U MISS KIM?
You: yes
You: ni hao
You: how are u
You: long time no see
You: last time i had a limp dick
You: s\orry ur blowjobs werent quite goos
You: soi wazzup
You: hows ur dad.i herad he was a bit scik
Stranger: FBI. I HAVE YOUR IP
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
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