Stranger: hey
You: I have no hands. Would you jack me off?
Stranger: HELL YEAH 
You: Finally!!!
Stranger: what i have to do?
You: Just rub my penis.
Stranger: and yess im a girl
Stranger: by the computer -__-
You: Oh. You are?
You: Damn.
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You: today at dinner
You: i saw something horrific
Stranger: yes
You: i went downstairs because i smelled something great
Stranger: continue
You: i turn the corner and see a fucking beautiful roast, some potatoes, salad
You: the works
You: then i heard something
You: like what the fuck
You: then i see my parents fucking
You: butt as naked
You: on the dinner table
You: then my mom stuck a few potatoes in her vag
You: and my dad ate them out
You: then he fucked the roast
You: like in my mom
You: in the roas
You: in my mom
You: in the roast
You: then he started eating the roast, while my mom came
You: then she squirted into a cup and my dad drank it
You: then they saw me
You: i CANT go back down there
You: what the fuck do i do?
You: im 16, female
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You: i have hairy balls
You: i lick them often
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you are flexible
You: would you like to watch me lick my hairy ball suck?
Stranger: sure
You: im camera shy
You: hold on
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last one (really)
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You: Yo
Stranger: Liek cock?
You: listen
You: I have only 5min before I die
Stranger: listening
You: listen to me
You: You got to call the police
You: I am stuck in this madman home
You: He’ll get back in 5min
You: I am somewhere in usa
Stranger: what are you wearing?
You: don’t know where
You: LISTEN
IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT
You: you got TO CALL THE POLICE
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger: this is important now
You: call the pooolliiccee
You: tell them CEDRICKA PROVENCHER IS ALIVE
You: QUICK
You: i am in usa
You: it is been 3years
You: 3years since he caught me
Stranger: Thats sexy
You: TELL them that the guy is a white man
Stranger: whats ur msn?
You: 6 foot
You: brown hair
You: OMG
You: he’s coming now
You: I gotta close the chat box
Stranger: But i was just getting horny
You: PLEASE CALL THE POLICE CEDRICKA IS IN USA SHE’S ALIVE
You: /%R B?% WET $W%? W$ SDF
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You: yo
Stranger: sup douche
You: now why don’t you make up a little story for me
You: I am tired of screwing around
You: with other poeple
You: go ahead
You: It is your turn
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HAHAHAHA, no joke, that top one is me. Thought I had one of you guys, I wonder how many of us are trolling each other?
Here’s one of mine
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You: talk to me
Stranger: m or f?
You: f seeking f
Stranger: ou nice:P
Stranger: how r u?
You: hot
You: asl?
Stranger: im bi:P
Stranger: and i am female
Stranger: but bi:D
You: 
You: so what are you wearing?
Stranger: im wearing a black tank top and the other stuff is for me to know and u not too:P
Stranger: u?
You: I’m wearing +1 chainmail with an enchanted hammer of the dragon. My helm has +3 charisma and some kinky horns
Stranger: ew kinky
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: maybe:P
You: Oh no!
You: My greaves have fallen off
Stranger: haaha
Stranger: my strap fell
Stranger:
You: You feel the warm hammer in my hands with a playful gleam in your eye
You: I insert it deep into your anus
You: penetrating you
You: again
You: and again
You: and again
You: now you go
Stranger: the soft touch of my hand on your naked skin
Stranger: feeling you up in every way posible
Stranger: getting closer to that one spot
Stranger: my mouth gets closer to you spot and connect
Stranger: your
You: ooh, my enchanted amulet is detecting evil
You: I draw up my hammer and smite you
You: slaying you and forever condeming you to darkness
You: how was it for you?
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Stranger: Olá
You: ola!
You: taco taco burrito?
You: chimmy chonga!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: alabama!
You: you?
Stranger: mexico
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You: i got raped
Stranger: BY PEDOBEAR
You: no
You: by my father
Stranger: HAHAHA SUX FER U
You: im only 12
Stranger: so am i
You: lets sex
Stranger: ur a girl?
You: no
You: im a guy
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Stranger: hi
You: high
Stranger: from?
You: usa
You: you?
You: hold on, in on my period and i just started bleeding bad while on the computer and have been collecting it in a cup, going to grab a tampon
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Stranger: hey
You: Carrots or Potatos?
Stranger: girl?
You: if you had to choose
You: like right now
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You: I have your dog
You: If you want to see him again you’ll do exactly as I say
You: Punch your screen
Stranger: okey
You: Repeatedly
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I’ve got like 30 of these now 
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Stranger: 15, M, looking for another M 14-17 to email pics with.
You: ok
You: what is your email
Stranger: whats yours?
You: wants2love69XIV@hotmail.com
You: yurs?
Stranger: how old?
You: 16
Stranger: from?
You: MI
Stranger: …
You: brb i just queefed all over my keyboard
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nice
Stranger: skank
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You: when i sleep at night
You: i touch myself
You: and pretend its my grandpa
You: he was a woman
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guys you need to be creative
I am sure some of you can come up with real gem
Stranger: Do you have a child?
You: i have a penis
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You: hey
Stranger: hello
Stranger: im vlad
You: vlad the impaler?
You: will you impale me with your dick?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im from his country
You: so what
You: impale me
You: with dick
You: will you?
Stranger: i would if yo;re a chick
Stranger: what;s your name
You: http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8207/forest3.jpg
You: do i look like a chick?
You: im lauren
Stranger: you look like a fine chick
Stranger: yes?
You: yes
You: would you fuck me in the ass?
Stranger: i would my dear
Stranger:
You: what if i stuck hershey kisses up my vagina
You: would you eat them out?
Stranger: what are those?
You: little chocolates
Stranger:
Stranger: i guess i would
You: if i smeared peanut butter on my balls, would you like it off?
Stranger: would you like to see me?
You: eerr i mean my clit
You: yes
You: i would like to see you
Stranger: im a man
You: show me a picture
You: i love men
Stranger: http://vlad-metalman.hi5.com
You: very hot
You: would you eat my asshole?
Stranger: :))
You: if i shaved all the hairs, and help my balls up?
You: eer i meant boobs
Stranger: show me another pic
You: ok
You: hold on
You: http://www.popularpages.net/pics/gay-black-cock_4_2926.jpg
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You: hey
Stranger: hello
Stranger: im vlad
You: vlad the impaler?
You: will you impale me with your dick?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im from his country
You: so what
You: impale me
You: with dick
You: will you?
Stranger: i would if yo;re a chick
Stranger: what;s your name
You: http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8207/forest3.jpg
You: do i look like a chick?
You: im lauren
Stranger: you look like a fine chick
Stranger: yes?
You: yes
You: would you fuck me in the ass?
Stranger: i would my dear
Stranger:
You: what if i stuck hershey kisses up my vagina
You: would you eat them out?
Stranger: what are those?
You: little chocolates
Stranger:
Stranger: i guess i would
You: if i smeared peanut butter on my balls, would you like it off?
Stranger: would you like to see me?
You: eerr i mean my clit
You: yes
You: i would like to see you
Stranger: im a man
You: show me a picture
You: i love men
Stranger: http://vlad-metalman.hi5.com
You: very hot
You: would you eat my asshole?
Stranger: :))
You: if i shaved all the hairs, and help my balls up?
You: eer i meant boobs
Stranger: show me another pic
You: ok
You: hold on
You: http://www.popularpages.net/pics/gay-black-cock_4_2926.jpg
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LOL
You: Soulja Boy up in this ho?
Stranger: dude soulja boy is a fagg
You: Ok good.
You: Just making sure he wasn’t still following me.
You: That bitch won’t leave me the fuck alone.
Stranger: yeah ah k
You: Hey, I have a question.
Stranger: yeah whats up?
You: If you are raping a chick, what should I gag her mouth with?
You: I tried my penis, but she bit down too hard.
You: It won’t stop bleeding.
Stranger: sock
Stranger: you gotta use a sock
You: Dude, thanks.
Stranger: no problem
You: I’ll say hi to your mom for you then.
Stranger: alright i will
Stranger: !
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Stranger: hey any girl out there?
You: No, just the three of us
You: you boring people with your monogamy
Stranger: thanks haha
Stranger: so what country r u from?
You: one where they speak English, it’s awesome! You?
Stranger: US
You: neato. Whereabouts?
Stranger: oh you know around
Stranger: haha
You: yeah, it’s a small country
You: dipfuck
You: How are we going to meet to fuck if you won’t give me your home address?
You: And social security number?
You: You type slow for an American
Stranger: now why would I do that I’m not an idiot, by u’r an dipfuck for asking me that
You: an? You really just used “an” before a noun that begins with a consonant? Holy fuck me in the ass, Batman!
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You: hi
Stranger: hi, got big tits?
You: kind of
You: http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8207/forest3.jpg
You: big enuuf for you?
Stranger: umm hell yeah
You: can i teabag you with my nutsack?
Stranger: damn
Stranger: what size ru?
You: i mean my nicely shaved puzzay?
Stranger: omg no
Stranger: ur a shemale?
You: uhh
You: sure?
You: 
Stranger: umm
Stranger: wtf r u?
You: your dad
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Stranger: Hey
You: Howdy
Stranger: Haha from Texas?
You: No, I just went to school near there, and picked up the accent as an affectation
Stranger: Hahah age?
You: Too old for you, I’m afraid
You: 17
You: You?
Stranger: Haha 16
You: Alas, alackaday
You: we’re star cross’d
Stranger: Haha what?
You: public school and no motivation to better yourself, eh?
Stranger: Yeah I guess lol you cute?
You: I am not cute, cute leaves when you pass 16, I am beautiful
You: I take it you masturbate a lot?
Stranger: Hahah are you good looking
You: How hairy are your palms?
Stranger: Noo ha I don’t
You: that’s too bad, I don’t like 16 year olds who don’t have the tenacity to rub one out at least six times daily
You: it bodes poorly for your future sexual endeavours
Stranger: Girl or boy?
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Fuck, I might enjoy this.
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You: It is a Constitution we are expounding!
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Stranger: Hey
Stranger: I’m Dylan, and you are…beautiful?
You: call me spanky
You: Can i take control of you and ride you?
Stranger: Is that a girl or guy name?
You: whatever you want it to be DICKlan
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