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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
You: hello.
Stranger: R u gay
You: yes you?
Stranger: Cool do u cyber
You: nah that shits gay.
Stranger: K thx
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[quote]Xab wrote:
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You: A Wild Abra appears!
Strager: what
Me: Wild Abra used Teleport!
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Going off the Pokemon theme:
You: Wild Nigglet appears.
Stranger: gorgeousss? 
Stranger: is that you
You: Wild Nigglet steals all your Pokeballs.
You have disconnected.
last one
I may be contributing too much, but I really enjoy this
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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Yo
Stranger: yo yo
You: yo yo yo
You: hey
You: hey hey
Stranger: hey there
You: hey
You: what’s going on
Stranger: i’m the mothafuckin microphone assassin, that’s what’s going on
Stranger: how bout you?
You: cool
You: I am a 21 female looking for a horny conversation
Stranger: i’m sure you are
You: no really
Stranger: there aren’t any horny females on this site
Stranger: there is only 4chan
You: o sure
You: I am horny
Stranger: and the chinese
You: I am japanese
Stranger: from japan?
You: nope
You: for urugay
Stranger: what did you call me?
You: *from
You: I called you asshole
You: because that it what you are
Stranger: how do you figure?
You: really easy
You: I hacked your webcam
You: then I spyed you for 4 days
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: i had no idea
Stranger: so what do i look like?
You: you jerk alot to porn site
You: you should find a GF
Stranger: well i’m not a lesbian, but ok
Stranger: and you’re one to talk there, missy
You: o yeah
Stranger: surfing omegle to get off
You: that cool
You: me too
You: I am now rubbing my pussy
Stranger: which you don’t have
Stranger: go on
You: my pink little pussy
You: it is wet
You: I am thinking about your small cock
You: small hairy cock
Stranger: my cock is hairy?
You: I want to put it in my mouth
You: I want to bite it
Stranger: is the head hairy?
Stranger: or just the shaft
You: you got a gregorio
Stranger: don’t know what that is
You: really?
Stranger: really
You: o really?
You: I bet you don’t know what a Shaniqua is too
Stranger: shaniqua is the pregnant chick that works up at carl’s jr
You: lol
You: really?
You: anyway
You: You know, I am just a lonely guy from texas
You: looking for a mate
You: I am 51 years old
You: I got a ford 150
You: with a motorcycle
You: wait
You: that is not true
Stranger: hmm
You: I am a greek guy doing an internship in a med school in USA
You: really
You: I just smoke
You: a cigarette
You: for the first time today
You: I want to be part of the cool kids club
Stranger: you’re greek and you just had your first cigarette?
Stranger: i call bullshit
You: You know it is hard when you are rejected
You: at high school
You: this girl, SUE, she keeps talking about me in my back
You: she’s sssuuuuchhh a bitch
You: now anyways there is this guy, TOM, he is sooooo hot : )
You: Each time I see him I wet my pant a little
You: I want him to take me and kiss me
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you assholes, i think im running into some of you.
I’ve got nothing but boring people and people trying to pull one over on me.
last one (really)
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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Yo
Stranger: Liek cock?
You: listen
You: I have only 5min before I die
Stranger: listening
You: listen to me
You: You got to call the police
You: I am stuck in this madman home
You: He’ll get back in 5min
You: I am somewhere in usa
Stranger: what are you wearing?
You: don’t know where
You: LISTEN
IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT
You: you got TO CALL THE POLICE
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger: this is important now
You: call the pooolliiccee
You: tell them CEDRICKA PROVENCHER IS ALIVE
You: QUICK
You: i am in usa
You: it is been 3years
You: 3years since he caught me
Stranger: Thats sexy
You: TELL them that the guy is a white man
Stranger: whats ur msn?
You: 6 foot
You: brown hair
You: OMG
You: he’s coming now
You: I gotta close the chat box
Stranger: But i was just getting horny
You: PLEASE CALL THE POLICE CEDRICKA IS IN USA SHE’S ALIVE
You: /%R B?% WET $W%? W$ SDF
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(EDIT)
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You: yo
Stranger: sup douche
You: now why don’t you make up a little story for me
You: I am tired of screwing around
You: with other poeple
You: go ahead
You: It is your turn
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[quote]jasmincar wrote:
You: I am now rubbing my pussy
Stranger: which you don’t have
Stranger: go on
[/quote]
THis part is hilarious.
I know what I’m doing the rest of the time I’m on the internet and not on here.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i got a question
Stranger: ok
You: i went to the doctor the other day to get my ass looked at
You: i thought i had a hemmoerid
You: or whatever it is
Stranger: and?
You: turns out i have one
You: except its on the inside of my ass
You: which explains why i have blood on my shit
You: anyways he told me to take like
You: stool softnerners and eat more fiber
Stranger: m/f?
You: im a unicorn
Stranger: age?
You: does it matter?
You: hi
Stranger: hey there
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/f/tx
Stranger: 17/m/tx!
Stranger: lol
You: ya too bad i have a dick…
Stranger: i used to live in idaho
Stranger: wow
You: haha kidding
You: got ya
You: do oyu lift weights?
Stranger: really?
Stranger: yes
You: really really
Stranger: myspace?
You: no those are icky
Stranger: facebook?
You: im 17
Stranger: 'I think ur a guy
You: iam a guy
You: FAaaaggg
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Stranger: hi boy or girl
You: Ummm, which one do you want?
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I’d go in but I wouldn’t want to run into you fuckers.
[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
you assholes, i think im running into some of you.
I’ve got nothing but boring people and people trying to pull one over on me. [/quote]
X2
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You: i just fingered my butthole in the shower
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I wish I could log with someone from here so I would have someone to screw around with
then we would both post the same shit
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You: yo
Stranger: yo
You: wuts yer name
Stranger: Florian
Stranger: u ?
You: becky
Stranger: m or f ?
You: uhh female
You: …duh?
Stranger: m
Stranger: age ?
You: 17
You: hbu?
Stranger: 17
You: do you like fat chicks?
Stranger: i don’t know
Stranger: maybe
You: lets talk dirty
Stranger: ok
You: you start
Stranger: no
Stranger: you
Stranger: ladies always starts
You: fiiinne
You: its a big stormy night and im all alone at home laying in my bed
You: and im rubbing my giant clit with my flashlight because the power is out
You: i take my lace bra off
You: and start sucking on my nipples
You: then
You: a stranger appears in my door way
You: he walks over to my bed and sits down
You: i take his clothes off
You: he is totally naked
You: i tell him to lay next to me
You: he grabs me
You: and realizes he grabed onto my cock
You: all 12 inches of its meatyness
You: he screams
You: but his screams are muffled under the pillow i cover his face with
You: he dies
You: and i eat his dead body
Stranger: ok
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Stranger: hey
You: Horny female without a penis?
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I’m getting better at scaring people off.
[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
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You: i just fingered my butthole in the shower
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or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]
hahahhahahaha this is AWESOME.
[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
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You: i just fingered my butthole in the shower
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or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]
classic
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: i have one question for you
Stranger: ok
You: will you watch a video of me eating shit?
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do you know wut tmag is?
Stranger: no
You: darn…
You: do you like big buff guys rubbing themselves with oil?
You: will you rub me with oil?
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Two attempts was the most I could stomach…
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Stranger: hey
You: ‘hey’ is for horses
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Stranger: hey
You: you again?
Stranger: probably not
Stranger: why?
Stranger: lots of people say hey
You: last dude said “ehy” to start the convo
You: “hey”
Stranger: well
Stranger: there are over 3000 users on here
You: yeah, but you both have the same name
Stranger: what? “stranger”?
You: yeah
Stranger: fucktard
You: he said the same thing
Stranger: right
Stranger: probably cause you are
You: good one!
Stranger: i just call it how i see it
Stranger: how old are you anyway?
You: im a dude
Stranger: im guessing 12
Stranger: cause youre stupid like one
You: the number 12?
Stranger: no your age
You: im not 12
Stranger: sure act like it
You: how so?
Stranger: cause youre a fucking idiot
You: hey, can i ask you a question?
Stranger: sure
You: if you think I’m 12… why are you still chatting with me? Pedophile much?
Stranger: ohhh…nice one
Stranger: bye
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