[quote]Nate112 wrote:
hahahahah so good.[/quote]
I was wondering if it was gay to pretend to be a chick in order to initiate cyber sex with a dude online… then decided that pulling out my dick and raping them made it completely worthwhile.
Stranger: hi, are u a horny girl?
You: what do you think the answer to that question is going to be?
You: how many horny girls do you think are cruising omegle
You: girls who are horny and pretty enough to bang are out banging
Stranger: i didn’t ask for your oppinion on the subject did i*?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]anonym wrote:
Nate112 wrote:
hahahahah so good.
I was wondering if it was gay to pretend to be a chick in order to initiate cyber sex with a dude online… then decided that pulling out my dick and raping them made it completely worthwhile.[/quote]
This has gone too far, i just caught myself 10 minutes into a serious conversation with someone on omegle…omegle must be shut down.
Stranger: ima real vampyre dont belive me dissconect if u r one contine u talkin or u just wanna chat go ahead and if ur a perv BYE BYE
You: ima real wolf and ima eat you out.
Stranger: good 4 u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
OMFG…i just made a 10 y/o girl think that Im a homeless ,drunk 15 yearolder…who has left school and dreams of being a strip club owner…OMFG./.i feel sorry for the girl.OMFG./…o shit…:(…i thought it was a joke …o shit…
[quote]Marlind wrote:
OMFG…i just made a 10 y/o girl think that Im a homeless ,drunk 15 yearolder…who has left school and dreams of being a strip club owner…OMFG./.i feel sorry for the girl.OMFG./…o shit…:(…i thought it was a joke …o shit…:([/quote]
log chat, or it didn’t happen!
[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
Marlind wrote:
OMFG…i just made a 10 y/o girl think that Im a homeless ,drunk 15 yearolder…who has left school and dreams of being a strip club owner…OMFG./.i feel sorry for the girl.OMFG./…o shit…:(…i thought it was a joke …o shit…
log chat, or it didn’t happen![/quote]
i will 
Lol this guy from norway gave me his email because he believed i was a girl, so i’ve been giving it to guys telling them i’m a girl.
They’re on to me!
You: horny girl???
Stranger: yah totes
You: Fuck
You: I’m looking for a guy
Stranger: kcuF
You: SIR SIT DOWN
You: SIR
You: SIR
You: SIR
You: SIT
You: SIR
You: SIT DOWN
You: SIR
You: SIT
You: THE
You: FUCK
S
You: SIR
You: SIT DOWN
You: CALM
You: THE FUCK
You: SIR
Stranger: kay
You: CALM THE FUCK DOWN
You: SIR
Stranger: jay
You: PUT THE CHILD DOWN SIR
Stranger: rofl
You: PUT THE FUCKING CHILD DOWN
You: STOP SHOUTING
You: STOp
You: SIR
You: STOP SHOUTING
Stranger: im soooooo high
You: NO
Stranger: rofl
You: hahahah
Stranger: omg
Stranger: im laughing sooooo hard
Stranger: keep going
You: hahhaa
Stranger: i cant breather
You: its no fun now
Stranger:
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SI
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: CALM
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: CALM
Stranger: CALM
Stranger: CALM THE FUCIK
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR!
Stranger: CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: DROP THE CHILD
Stranger: JUST
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: CALM
Stranger: NO
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Nate112 wrote:
You: horny girl???
Stranger: yah totes
You: Fuck
You: I’m looking for a guy
Stranger: kcuF
You: SIR SIT DOWN
You: SIR
You: SIR
You: SIR
You: SIT
You: SIR
You: SIT DOWN
You: SIR
You: SIT
You: THE
You: FUCK
S
You: SIR
You: SIT DOWN
You: CALM
You: THE FUCK
You: SIR
Stranger: kay
You: CALM THE FUCK DOWN
You: SIR
Stranger: jay
You: PUT THE CHILD DOWN SIR
Stranger: rofl
You: PUT THE FUCKING CHILD DOWN
You: STOP SHOUTING
You: STOp
You: SIR
You: STOP SHOUTING
Stranger: im soooooo high
You: NO
Stranger: rofl
You: hahahah
Stranger: omg
Stranger: im laughing sooooo hard
Stranger: keep going
You: hahhaa
Stranger: i cant breather
You: its no fun now
Stranger:
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SI
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: CALM
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: CALM
Stranger: CALM
Stranger: CALM THE FUCIK
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR!
Stranger: CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: DROP THE CHILD
Stranger: JUST
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: CALM
Stranger: NO
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: SIR
Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
This is awesome.
OMFG i feel so fuckin bad…i didnt fuckin know this was a lil girl
OMG that tread is so fuking interesting. WOW
thank god i live in the third world and dont have to do that bullshit
[quote]Xab wrote:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A Wild Abra appears!
Strager: what
Me: Wild Abra used Teleport!
You have disconnected. [/quote]
AWESOME
I hate you guys, long time lurker but this has gotten me to join. Wasted over an hour on that site now and I haven’t laughed so hard in ages. This is me officially saying thank you and screw you guys.
LOL LOL OLOL
I think I have a gem
nnecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: blarpppy
Stranger: Hi im a horny male looking for a horny female
You: cool
You: you have came to the right place buddy
Stranger: Wats ur name
You: Candy
Stranger: Yum
You: I am horny
Stranger: Wat r u wearing
You: I am wearing blue underwear
Stranger: Take them off
You: I am touching my tits now
You: feels good
Stranger: How big?
You: I am thinking of you
You: firm 32D
Stranger: Nicee
You: I want to rob your cock again my belly
Stranger: Lets tlk dirty babe
Stranger: Its 8 inches
You: I am rubbing it against my wet pussy
Stranger: Good.
You: I am putting your cock on my lips
You: sucking it slllooowwlly
Stranger: Suck itt
You: really slowly
Stranger: Mmmm
You: I am now taking a banana and stuffing it in my pussy
You: while sucking you
Stranger: Pretend its my dick
You: I change position and I am on you
You: I am putting chains on you
You: still sucking you
You: I am now taking the banana and I put it in your asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
another one
I really like messing with other people
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey cowboy
Stranger: Heyy
You: I am from Alabama
You: and I luv it
Stranger: Sweet home alabama?
You: o yeah baby
You: no seriously I am from Japan
You: I like to go to video arcade
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
another one
I really like messing with other people
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey cowboy
Stranger: Heyy
You: I am from Alabama
You: and I luv it
Stranger: Sweet home alabama?
You: o yeah baby
You: no seriously I am from Japan
You: I like to go to video arcade
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I like this one dude haha, the top one seems like your enjoying it too much 
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi there
You: Where are you from
Stranger: from?
Stranger: hk
You: Hong Kong?
Stranger: u?
You: Whats your vertical Jump?
You: Canada
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hey
Stranger: Control yourself.
You: SIr
You: SIR
You: CALM
You: THE FUCK DOWN
You: SIR SIT DOWN
You: SIR
You: SIR
You: SIR SIT
You: SIR
You: SIR SIT DOWN
Stranger: ARE YOU FUCKING CAPSING AT ME?
You: SIR
You: GOOD
You: NO
You: FUCK YOU
You: YOU SIT DOWN
You: Good.
You: Gooood.
You: Sir…
You: Sir… what are you…
You: SIR DROP THE FUCKIGN KIDS
You: KID*
You: PUT THE KID DOWN
You: SIR
You: SIR PLEASE
You: FOR GODSAKE SIR
You: SHE’S JUST A CHILD
You: PUT HER DOWN
Stranger: -rapes-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
last one, i swears it.