Omegle Chat Fun

[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
AttackOfTheChris wrote:
Don’t try the first link back, it doesn’t work, use the one you originally posted, because you posted the same thing twice for some reason, but the first link works. I’m not logged into photobucket but i was able to see.

Thanks, man.

And after seeing the pic, I have realized something: Kids are stupid.

lol why is that? Is it the fact that she has her bra and panty shots on a non private photobucket?

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If you take that picture and then send it to a random guy on the internet, then that guy is gonna brag and send it to another guy. And then that picture will circulate and we’ll get the picture.

And just imagine if someone at her school got it. Make a poster out of it and then display it at school.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
AttackOfTheChris wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
AttackOfTheChris wrote:
Don’t try the first link back, it doesn’t work, use the one you originally posted, because you posted the same thing twice for some reason, but the first link works. I’m not logged into photobucket but i was able to see.

Thanks, man.

And after seeing the pic, I have realized something: Kids are stupid.

lol why is that? Is it the fact that she has her bra and panty shots on a non private photobucket?

If you take that picture and then send it to a random guy on the internet, then that guy is gonna brag and send it to another guy. And then that picture will circulate and we’ll get the picture.

And just imagine if someone at her school got it. Make a poster out of it and then display it at school.
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Well at least someone benefits. :smiley:

[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
AttackOfTheChris wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
AttackOfTheChris wrote:
Don’t try the first link back, it doesn’t work, use the one you originally posted, because you posted the same thing twice for some reason, but the first link works. I’m not logged into photobucket but i was able to see.

Thanks, man.

And after seeing the pic, I have realized something: Kids are stupid.

lol why is that? Is it the fact that she has her bra and panty shots on a non private photobucket?

If you take that picture and then send it to a random guy on the internet, then that guy is gonna brag and send it to another guy. And then that picture will circulate and we’ll get the picture.

And just imagine if someone at her school got it. Make a poster out of it and then display it at school.

Well at least someone benefits. :smiley:

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Very true. This Omegle stuff was great. I’ll have to do it again sometime.

[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
You: sneaks up behind you and injects you with a tranquilizer
Stranger: IM NUDE
You: * you pass the fuck out*
You: you wake up a couple hours later, tied to a table with a shitload of tape
You: finally!
You: you were asleep for a while…
Stranger: I’m getting raped?
You: no
You: murdered
You: but first
You: look at all these innocent people you’ve killed
You: shows you pictures of innocent looking peeps
Stranger: OMg o.O
Stranger: I did that?
You: dont fuck around with me
You: i know what you are
You: we are the same you and I
Stranger: They were all sexy :smiley:
You: you cant hide it
Stranger: I putted it into my anus
You: stuffs cotton ball in your mouth
You: shut up
You: stabs the fuck out of you
You: whew
You: that was awesome
You: i think i came
Stranger: I got fuck inside me?, wtf?
You: wtf is right buddy!
You: pulls down pants
You: nuts begin to flap and I fly away
You: you are enchanted by my magical trail of fairy dust
You have disconnected.
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Love it, you officially broke his mind

2462 users online Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 17 m indian [gay basterds…keep away]
You: wow 17 eh?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: asl
You: from Cairo?
Stranger: age
You: 18 W
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: name?
You: Christina
You: you?
Stranger: india
You: Dhalsim?
Stranger: john
You: can I call you Dhalsim?
Stranger: y
You: so tell me about your life in India Dhalsim
Stranger: wats dhalsim mean
You: its my nickname for you
Stranger: y
You: John is so…well…vanilla. I prefer Dhalsim. Do you want to think of a nickname for me?
Stranger: kk
Stranger: cherry
You: ok
You: so what do you do in India?
Stranger: study
Stranger: +2
You: study sorcery? Conjuring?
Stranger: wt do u do?
You: I like to take long, seductive baths with different scented oils.
Stranger: hmm gr8
Stranger: wat
You: do you have a long, erect penis?
Stranger: yaa
You: mmm. How long?
Stranger: 12 inches
You: Wow! Are all Indian guys so well endowed with such enormous curried beef sticks?
Stranger: hey…describe ur shapes
You: my shapes?
Stranger: yaa
You: well, I am 165cm tall. I have red hair. My breasts are D-cup, and my skin is as creamy as…fresh creamery butter.
Stranger: hmmm…i luv d cups
You: my posterior is comprised of two perfect hemispheres of ass-tasticness
Stranger: aaaaah
You: so if I were there…next to you Dhalsim…what would you do to me?
Stranger: i want to suck 'em
Stranger: wat r u wearing nw
You: ok, thats a good start. Keep going, Dhalsim.
Stranger: ??
You: Now? Some Abercrombie shorts and my high school t-shirt, playfully tied up in a knot. As I write this I am twirling my crimson locks of hair and giving my computer a cute “pouty” face.
You: …and thinking about you, Dhalsim…and your long, curried beef stick
Stranger: hmm
You: now tell me, what would you do to me?
Stranger: i’ll put my hand on ur shorts
Stranger: rub it hard
You: rub my shorts hard?
Stranger: yaa
Stranger: ur pussy
You: Abercrombie shorts are artificially distressed, meaning they’re velvetty soft
Stranger: oooh i lyk dat
You: ok, so in this order…suck boobs, rub shorts, rub pussy? Is that right? Quite the seducer, arent you Dhalsim?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: kk
Stranger: i’ll suk ur ass hole
Stranger: put my tounge deep into it
You: what would you do to my face? My eyes are like those of a playful Doe, surveying a beautiful field of flowers
Stranger: n den finger it
Stranger: i’ll giv u tongue fr 15 mins
You: You would love my asshole, Dhalsim. Its so clean and pure. Do you get Fuzzy Peach slices over there in Tehran? My asshole resembles such a confection
Stranger: soft and passionate
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i luv ur ass hole
Stranger: i want to taste it
You: ok…when you said “i’ll suk ur ass hole” did you mean that it would be “soft and passionate”?
Stranger: n ur pink pussy too
Stranger: noo
Stranger: da kiss wud b dat way
You: I have trimmed my soft, red pubic hair so that it resembles the last, dying ember on a campfire…
You: I want you to re-ignite that ember, Dhalsim. Use your Yoga fire!!
Stranger: u r sooo expressive
Stranger: i luv dat
You: hehehe, lol!
You: Im waiting for the curried beef stick, Dhalsim. What would you do to me with it?
Stranger: hav a pic of urs?
You: I will send it, but I want you to further seduce me with your passionate words
You: “n ur pink pussy too” really gets me wet…you’re so tender, Dhalsim. What else can you do for me?
Stranger: nw u tell me
Stranger: wt wud u do wid me
You: wud to do wid Dhalsim…hmmm…well I really like to skip the initial formalities. You know what I mean? Who wants to fiddle around with some gay appetizer when the main course, a 12 inch falafel, is waiting to be devoured?
You: I WOULD UNZIP YOUR PANTS AND SUCK YOU, DHALSIM…SUCK YOU ABSOLUTELY DRY.
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmm
You: Your limbs would be uncontrollably extending and undulating, probably in the range of 5-7 feet. Any foe within range…even Zangief…would sustain mild to moderate damage to their power bars
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: n i’ll strecth ur legs sooo wide
You: I always think about you, John. Always
Stranger: n den lick ur pyssy
Stranger: untill u r done
You: strecth them wide, John. Ignite my pubis!
Stranger: n i’ll cum on ur boobs
You: on my pectorals?
You: all over my brown torso?
You: Can I confess something, John?
Stranger: yaa
You: Ive been watching you for a long time. I watch you at school.
You: THIS IS JAMAL.
Stranger: What??? Which Jamal?!
You: I think we both know the answer to that.
Stranger: Fuk off you gay basterd!! Dont ever talk to me or I will punch you!
You: Dhalsim…please. Addis Ababa is such a lonely place. I need you.
Stranger: FUCK OFF you are a gay!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 21m lookin for some sexy chat ;]
You: HAHAHAHAHA MAEYBE SCIENCE WILL CREATE A MIRACAL DRUG FOR YUO, I CALLS IT “STUPIDERION” IT MAEKS YUOR BRAIN STOP FARTING DOWN YUOR SPINE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
2462 users online Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 17 m indian [gay basterds…keep away]
You: wow 17 eh?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: asl
You: from Cairo?
Stranger: age
You: 18 W
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: name?
You: Christina
You: you?
Stranger: india
You: Dhalsim?
Stranger: john
You: can I call you Dhalsim?
Stranger: y
You: so tell me about your life in India Dhalsim
Stranger: wats dhalsim mean
You: its my nickname for you
Stranger: y
You: John is so…well…vanilla. I prefer Dhalsim. Do you want to think of a nickname for me?
Stranger: kk
Stranger: cherry
You: ok
You: so what do you do in India?
Stranger: study
Stranger: +2
You: study sorcery? Conjuring?
Stranger: wt do u do?
You: I like to take long, seductive baths with different scented oils.
Stranger: hmm gr8
Stranger: wat
You: do you have a long, erect penis?
Stranger: yaa
You: mmm. How long?
Stranger: 12 inches
You: Wow! Are all Indian guys so well endowed with such enormous curried beef sticks?
Stranger: hey…describe ur shapes
You: my shapes?
Stranger: yaa
You: well, I am 165cm tall. I have red hair. My breasts are D-cup, and my skin is as creamy as…fresh creamery butter.
Stranger: hmmm…i luv d cups
You: my posterior is comprised of two perfect hemispheres of ass-tasticness
Stranger: aaaaah
You: so if I were there…next to you Dhalsim…what would you do to me?
Stranger: i want to suck 'em
Stranger: wat r u wearing nw
You: ok, thats a good start. Keep going, Dhalsim.
Stranger: ??
You: Now? Some Abercrombie shorts and my high school t-shirt, playfully tied up in a knot. As I write this I am twirling my crimson locks of hair and giving my computer a cute “pouty” face.
You: …and thinking about you, Dhalsim…and your long, curried beef stick
Stranger: hmm
You: now tell me, what would you do to me?
Stranger: i’ll put my hand on ur shorts
Stranger: rub it hard
You: rub my shorts hard?
Stranger: yaa
Stranger: ur pussy
You: Abercrombie shorts are artificially distressed, meaning they’re velvetty soft
Stranger: oooh i lyk dat
You: ok, so in this order…suck boobs, rub shorts, rub pussy? Is that right? Quite the seducer, arent you Dhalsim?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: kk
Stranger: i’ll suk ur ass hole
Stranger: put my tounge deep into it
You: what would you do to my face? My eyes are like those of a playful Doe, surveying a beautiful field of flowers
Stranger: n den finger it
Stranger: i’ll giv u tongue fr 15 mins
You: You would love my asshole, Dhalsim. Its so clean and pure. Do you get Fuzzy Peach slices over there in Tehran? My asshole resembles such a confection
Stranger: soft and passionate
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i luv ur ass hole
Stranger: i want to taste it
You: ok…when you said “i’ll suk ur ass hole” did you mean that it would be “soft and passionate”?
Stranger: n ur pink pussy too
Stranger: noo
Stranger: da kiss wud b dat way
You: I have trimmed my soft, red pubic hair so that it resembles the last, dying ember on a campfire…
You: I want you to re-ignite that ember, Dhalsim. Use your Yoga fire!!
Stranger: u r sooo expressive
Stranger: i luv dat
You: hehehe, lol!
You: Im waiting for the curried beef stick, Dhalsim. What would you do to me with it?
Stranger: hav a pic of urs?
You: I will send it, but I want you to further seduce me with your passionate words
You: “n ur pink pussy too” really gets me wet…you’re so tender, Dhalsim. What else can you do for me?
Stranger: nw u tell me
Stranger: wt wud u do wid me
You: wud to do wid Dhalsim…hmmm…well I really like to skip the initial formalities. You know what I mean? Who wants to fiddle around with some gay appetizer when the main course, a 12 inch falafel, is waiting to be devoured?
You: I WOULD UNZIP YOUR PANTS AND SUCK YOU, DHALSIM…SUCK YOU ABSOLUTELY DRY.
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmm
You: Your limbs would be uncontrollably extending and undulating, probably in the range of 5-7 feet. Any foe within range…even Zangief…would sustain mild to moderate damage to their power bars
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: n i’ll strecth ur legs sooo wide
You: I always think about you, John. Always
Stranger: n den lick ur pyssy
Stranger: untill u r done
You: strecth them wide, John. Ignite my pubis!
Stranger: n i’ll cum on ur boobs
You: on my pectorals?
You: all over my brown torso?
You: Can I confess something, John?
Stranger: yaa
You: Ive been watching you for a long time. I watch you at school.
You: THIS IS JAMAL.
Stranger: What??? Which Jamal?!
You: I think we both know the answer to that.
Stranger: Fuk off you gay basterd!! Dont ever talk to me or I will punch you!
You: Dhalsim…please. Addis Ababa is such a lonely place. I need you.
Stranger: FUCK OFF you are a gay!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/quote]
Oh my god this is so good. It’s the kind of chat that I find funny and that I do

Jamal LOL
Dhalsim LOL

HAHAHAHAHA
WIN

[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
Lol, if we all used MMF and holymac on omegle, we’d make him famous.
[/quote]

Great. Now I have to. Thanks.

any one still go on this? its fucking addictive!

Sadly yes. If I’m seriously bored then I’ll wander on to it and take the piss out of people for a while

[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
Sadly yes. If I’m seriously bored then I’ll wander on to it and take the piss out of people for a while[/quote]

theres being times when ive easily lost 2 hours on it LOL

WHY AM I JUST FINDING THIS NOW?!

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl
Stranger: ?
You: I lost my son Jimmy. Have you seen him? This is his mother.

Lol I so want to get a convo rolling with someone.

Another.
You: MMF?
Stranger: I’ve got a hard on. Should I jerk it off or just let it die?
You: So if the sun was made of ribs…would ga eat it?
Stranger: yeah
You: Heck I would have seconds and wash it down with a tall glass of Budwiser!
Stranger: hell yeah
You: My friends call me wiskers

i just got a confirmed MMF, unfortunately he wanted to do me as well.

I just had a conversation with a guy from France. He actually wanted to talk and get to know someone. He told me what he was doing about work as he was unemployed. I told him my name was Holly Macaroni and didn’t get it. I was so surprised.

Last one

Stranger: hi!
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good and you?
Stranger: very well thanks
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Canada. You:
Stranger: the netherlands
Stranger: you live nearby vancouver?
You: Close by but not close enough to really go see the Olympics.
Stranger: aaaah
Stranger: btw
Stranger: my name’s Ramón
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: Nice to meet you to. Is Ramon a guy’s name or girl’s? Sorry.
Stranger: it’s a guys name haha
You: I see I see.
You: Well then what brings you to omegle?
Stranger: just meeting new people, want to know more about the world
Stranger: improving my english
Stranger: how about you?
You: Meh. Kill time.
Stranger: and what’s your name:)?
You: Hannah.
Stranger: nice name!
Stranger: got any hobbies?
You: I like to sing, act, and play the guitar.
Stranger: you’re good at it?
You: Same with my Dad. He taught me so much!
You: Heck yeah!
You: I have my own show called “Hannah Montana”.
Stranger: so you’re Miley Syrus?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MMF?
Stranger: What?
Stranger: I don’t know what “MMF” means…
Stranger: haha
You: its where two guys fuck one girl
Stranger: Oh Goood…
Stranger: hahaha
You: wanna join in?
Stranger: Yeah, of course…
Stranger: I was looking for some fun!
You: awesome…so you bring jack daniels condoms and ill bring the lube and baby wipes
Stranger: Good…
Stranger: Where do we find each other?
You: what state do you live in?
Stranger: What COUNTRY do u live in?
You: usa
Stranger: Oh, nice…
Stranger: Florida.
You: i live in Ohio…you still wanna MMF?
Stranger: of course i want…
You: and after wards we can share a large pizza
Stranger: ya…
Stranger: seems to be good…
You: have you ever MMF before?
Stranger: yeah… twice.
You: Ohh an experienced guy, ive done it about 25 times
Stranger: Omg…
Stranger: i like it…
You: which hole is your fav?
Stranger: both… the ass it’s tight…
You: i sticking it in her pooper
You: i love it
Stranger: and horny…
Stranger: Do u “have fun” with others guys too?
You: are you asking me on a date?
Stranger: No…
Stranger: just in sex…
You: why do you?
Stranger: no…
Stranger: i’m just asking…
You: ok…no i dont do that
Stranger: ah, ok…
You: do you have a facebook?
Stranger: yeah…
Stranger: and what abt u?
You: send me a link to yours ill add you and then we can set up this party
You: or send me your msn addy if you have one?
Stranger: anj_dn@hotmail.com
Stranger: add me there…
Stranger: It’s better.
You: Fap Fap Fap
You: would you take a pee in a girls butt?
Stranger: yeah…
Stranger: i like to do everything…
Stranger: haha
You: like what?
Stranger: like everything you can imagine…
You: any examples of some of the stuff you have done already?
Stranger: ohh… let me see…
Stranger: gang bang…
Stranger: ahm…
Stranger: 69
You: ass to mouth?
Stranger: I just do not like disgusting things like “black rain”…
Stranger: yeah…
Stranger: if it be clean…
You: lol
You: well btw my names Holly Macaroni
You: holy*
Stranger: Wow…
Stranger: nice…
Stranger: I couldn’t find u anywhere…
Stranger: John…
Stranger: Call me John Black…
You: ok john black it is…you are not by any chance Asian?
Stranger: Why this question?
Stranger: No, i’m not…
You: cause the girl we are gonna MMF wanted a asian but shes not picky
Stranger: oh, sorry…
Stranger: but i have a asian friend…
You: no its fine shel do you…
You: then well party
Stranger: I have one thing to tell u…
You: what?
You: your 300lbs?

I hope this works. Someone Rick Rolled me.

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Hey someone knew about MMF! Was it one of ye…?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MMF?
Stranger: but we are just two
You: i already have someone in mind don’t worry
Stranger: but where do you want to do it ?
You: your place, my wife wasn’t too happy when she walked in on me the last time
Stranger: she is still with you ?
You: yeah. she was only annoyed that she wasn’t invited. but she’s shit in the sack and when she joined in it became a MMFF. totally different experience
Stranger: urgh
Stranger: wheres the fun in that ?
You: i know right. anyways where do you live?
Stranger: germany
You: right. are you an M or an F so I know which slot to fill
You: so to speak haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi!
You: say something sexy
Stranger: you smell really bad
Stranger: like dead fish
You: FAIL
You: my dick is now soft
You: how do you feel?
Stranger: success!
Stranger: i feel like my plan worked
You: myvag is still wet
You: i am
You: lady gaga
Stranger: you’re disgusting
You: i know
Stranger: that means i hate you
You: u love me
You: i wanna write a baaaad roooomance
You: with yoooou
Stranger: i. hate. you.
Stranger: you suck ass
You: you suck
You: lollipops
Stranger: you dont know meeeeeeeeee
You: aka
You: dicks
You: yes i do
Stranger: say it to my faceeeee
You: ill cum on ur face
You: kidding
You: ok
You: ok
You: ok
You: ill say it
Stranger: ew lmao
Stranger: you’re a weird one, huh
You: nah
You: im awesome
You: are you?
Stranger: oh, okay
You: i doubt you are
Stranger: nah im like 3x as awesome as you
You: well fuck
You: i feel stupid now
Stranger: yeah this must be awkward for you
You: buy my album?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you suck, remember?
You: pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Stranger: never.
You: i know…
You: but i wear stupid clothing!
You: people like me for that
Stranger: which only makes me hate you more.
You: i cant sing and i have the face of a rottweiler!
You: hence
You: success
You: for me
Stranger: you’re only famous because people are interested in your insanity
Stranger: when youre probably not really insane
Stranger: you just pretend to gain fame
Stranger: its a vicious cycle
You: ooooo you sound like the smartest person ive talked to on here
You: im smart
Stranger: yay we have lots in common!
You: YAY
You: how many years have you lived?
You: ive lived many
You: years
Stranger: approximately 16. earth years that is.
You: through many
You: galaxies
Stranger: you’ve been to different galaxies?
You: ive lived on hoth and on
You: creekbeds
You: of illinois
You: i have eaten beaver
You: on all continents
Stranger: that’s gross
Stranger: beavers are people too!
Stranger: just kidding
Stranger: eat as much fucking beaver as you want
You: i do
Stranger: i mean, that’s cool i guess
You: earthling
You: u been laid?
You: its awesome
You: its like a dick sauna
Stranger: how do you go from beavers to that?
You: im very smart
You: thats how
Stranger: yes, intelligence plays a large role in linking completely irrelevant topics together…
Stranger: not.
You: beaver=code word for vagina
You: apparently you are not as intelligent as i
You: hmmmm
Stranger: im sorry i don’t speak your code system
Stranger: it is a fault of mine
You: spot on good chap
You: do you know what blackwater is?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont think i want to
You: its a private military contracting company that murders civilians in iraq
Stranger: youre just full of knowledge aren’t you
You: founded by a christian right wing billionare warmongerer
You: they policed and killed looters in new oreleans during katrina
Stranger: now that you mention it, that does ring a bell
You: theyre pretty fucked
You: its scary
You: 20,000 members in iraq alone
Stranger: damn
You: mhmm
Stranger: do you have a wide interest in murder because you yourself are a muderer?
Stranger: murderer*
You: are you some kind of psychologist?
You: cause your making me hot
You: kidding
You: no im not a murderer
Stranger: im just wondering if i should disconnect or not before you trace my IP address and come kill me
You: i cant trace your ip
Stranger: well that’s good
You: i have alot more people on my list that would need to die
You: trust me
You: dick cheyney, george w bush, prince
Stranger: yeah i don’t think i’ve been very offensive. especially in comparison to you.
Stranger: ah yes prince.
Stranger: right up there with those rednecks
You: cheyney isnt a redneck
You: bush is
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i don’t know much about politics
You: you should learn about this shit son
Stranger: not my strong suit
You: next time ur bout to fap
You: pick up a book
You: after you fap
Stranger: oh, okay. good advice.
You: yup
You: read for atleast 10m
Stranger: i don’t own books on such topics
You: are you gonna impress me or are we just gonna let the sexual tension build up
Stranger: i hadn’t noticed the sexual tension
Stranger: mainly because it doesnt exist
You: maybe not for you
You: im real horn
Stranger: cheyney turns you on?
Stranger: hey, who am i to judge…
You: no…your skinny fingers typing rapidly do
You: 16 year old sexy fingers
Stranger: you don’t even know if im a dude or girl
You: sexy fingers…yes…thats what i will call you
You: you dont even know if i care
Stranger: HAHAHAH
You: i just wanna see those fingers
You: jazz hands for me baby
Stranger: you’re so good at pretending to be a sketch ball
Stranger: that is honestly so creep
Stranger: creepy*
Stranger: if i thought you were serious i would be so creeped out
You: does it make you horn?
Stranger: not whatsoever
You: fuck
Stranger: but good try
You: u live in the us?
Stranger: im not narrowing down your stalking plan
You: 350 million live in us, approx 220 mill have access to internet
Stranger: well idk what sort of talents you possess
You: youre probably overestimating my abilities
You: i am jason bourne
Stranger: hahaha, i see
You: irl
Stranger: i thought you were lady gaga?
You: i wear many hats
Stranger: i don’t tend to wear hats
You: i am a man of many appearances
Stranger: unless it’s really, really cold
You: ah
You: so you live somewhere with a mostly tolerable, at times cold environment
You: that narrows it down
Stranger: maybe i’m cold while traveling?
You: and you obviously live in the us
You: 16 yearolds dont travel
You: hmmm
You: im guessing
Stranger: i travel frequently no fives…
You: between 5 states
Stranger: what 5 states
You: im not telling
You: im on the way to the first one
You: see you soon.