You: hi
Stranger: sup
You: male?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ALL MALE
You: Oh gooodie…im on an erection
Stranger: oh yea
Stranger: that sounds hot
You: it is…i just filled the cup?
You: MMF?
Stranger: aw yea
Stranger: i like that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this website is gonna get me fired.
[quote]BSrunner wrote:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: gay?
You: the women will come and go
You: talking of michelangelo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Holy Prufrock!
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Stranger: What’s it like inside the mind of a girl? I don’t wanna hear any “I would imagine” 's.
You: Mind of girl: Money, shoes, shiny things, penis, money, shoes, penis, cars, shiny things, and spousal abuse.
Stranger: nice
You: And unicorns.
Stranger: I assume
Stranger: you’re a man?
Stranger: or that you’re married?
You: And I assume you’re a man pretending to be a chick.
You: I’m a dude.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
Stranger: I’m a guy
Stranger: not pretending
You: at least your honest.
You: Even though you’re a liar just like me.
Stranger: I’m not a g.i.r.l.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what?
You: So stranger guy, why aren’t you looking at porn like normal people?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: why aren’t you looking for porn like normal people?
You: Oh, I will. I’m simply killing time and getting in the zone mentally.
Stranger: nice
You: So Mr. Stranger guy. I’m a dude. You’re a dude. Tits will not be involved. This can only go but so far.
Stranger: true
Stranger: I’d say
Stranger: within the next ten lines
Stranger: there will be a disconnection
You: Understandable.
You: Best of luck finding a someone to hold a conversation with.
Stranger: thx
Stranger: you too[/quote]
dude check it out i happened to be reading your post here when i got this…
Stranger: What’s it like inside the mind of a girl? I don’t wanna hear any “I would imagine” 's
You: Mind of girl: Money, shoes, shiny things, penis, money, shoes, penis, cars, shiny things, and spousal abuse.
Stranger: nice
You: And unicorns.
Stranger: I saw you before
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: How’s it going again?
Stranger: see I thought it was going to be a short convo
Stranger: but it’s just been extended
You: do you ask everyone the girls mind question?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it’s macro’d to my keyboard
You: why?
Stranger: because
Stranger: it’s interesting
You: your blocking out the mental image of you moms boyfriend systematicly raping you as a child?
Stranger: …don’t joke about that shit
Stranger: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Kerley wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Stranger: What’s it like inside the mind of a girl? I don’t wanna hear any “I would imagine” 's.
You: Mind of girl: Money, shoes, shiny things, penis, money, shoes, penis, cars, shiny things, and spousal abuse.
Stranger: nice
You: And unicorns.
Stranger: I assume
Stranger: you’re a man?
Stranger: or that you’re married?
You: And I assume you’re a man pretending to be a chick.
You: I’m a dude.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
Stranger: I’m a guy
Stranger: not pretending
You: at least your honest.
You: Even though you’re a liar just like me.
Stranger: I’m not a g.i.r.l.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what?
You: So stranger guy, why aren’t you looking at porn like normal people?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: why aren’t you looking for porn like normal people?
You: Oh, I will. I’m simply killing time and getting in the zone mentally.
Stranger: nice
You: So Mr. Stranger guy. I’m a dude. You’re a dude. Tits will not be involved. This can only go but so far.
Stranger: true
Stranger: I’d say
Stranger: within the next ten lines
Stranger: there will be a disconnection
You: Understandable.
You: Best of luck finding a someone to hold a conversation with.
Stranger: thx
Stranger: you too
dude check it out i happened to be reading your post here when i got this…
Stranger: What’s it like inside the mind of a girl? I don’t wanna hear any “I would imagine” 's
You: Mind of girl: Money, shoes, shiny things, penis, money, shoes, penis, cars, shiny things, and spousal abuse.
Stranger: nice
You: And unicorns.
Stranger: I saw you before
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: How’s it going again?
Stranger: see I thought it was going to be a short convo
Stranger: but it’s just been extended
You: do you ask everyone the girls mind question?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it’s macro’d to my keyboard
You: why?
Stranger: because
Stranger: it’s interesting
You: your blocking out the mental image of you moms boyfriend systematicly raping you as a child?
Stranger: …don’t joke about that shit
Stranger: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
LOL He was cool and now you have him thinking I’m an asshole. But since I am asshole, I can’t complain. Good job, dude!
Stranger: m/f
You: i have a penis. a penis! so you’re journey for poon tang has hit a screeching halt.
Stranger: im a girl u prick
Stranger: and cuz ur so rude ur not gettin any pics from me
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: any hot guys out there?
You: not hre
You: only lukewarm men
Stranger: haha
Stranger: bummer
You: try porno
You: you’ll find all the guys you want there.
Stranger: meh not as fun
You: better than talking to guys or guys pretending to be chicks.
Stranger: hmm, do you think that many guys pretend to be chicks
Stranger: bc thats just fucking weird
You: all the time, dude.
You: do you know how much guys will reveal to a girl on a internet?
You: A man can’t tell if that girl is really a girl.
You: “I’m Ashley. I’m 18. From Iowa. Here’s my pic” Steal the pic off someone’s myspace page and BAM
You: insta-chick.
Stranger: what about chicks like me looking to scratch an itch
You: chicks like you don’t exist because there’s someone actually scratching your itch or your scratching your itch by yourself with a cucumber.
Stranger: not when i’m away from school for 2 weeks trying to kill time
You: and you choose Omegle of all places to cool off when you can obviously go to myspace, facebook, or twatter to fill your needs.
Stranger: i like that its anonymous
Stranger: more exciting
Stranger: i can be dirty
You: Stop it, joe. Just stop. If you want to get dirty, go roll in the mud. You know how many under age idiots or old creeps are on here?
Stranger: see but since i can never know, i can just think they are hot guys and when they feed me lines like ‘you’ll need my warm soft tongue slowly licking around your pussy so it doesn’t dry up on me…’
Stranger: i win
Stranger: lol i dont need to know they are actually 50 and living with their mom
You: or you can look at porn, get actually visual stimulation, and then it won’t be as creepy.
Stranger: there is nothing wrong with porn, this is like an interactive dirty book
You: …i’m not knocking porn.
You: i’m saying it would make more sense to look at porn then having two dudes texting one another.
You: Porn is the foundation of the Internet.
Stranger: lol i’m really not a dude
Stranger: this is new and exciting to try out
You: Now you’re just mocking me, joe.
Stranger: you are not helping me scratch you know!
Stranger: why do you keep saying joe
Stranger: its creepy
You: cause you’re not a chick. Its impossible for you to be a chick. We’re on the internet. The Internet.
Stranger: lol i feel bad for you
Stranger: i want to just showyou what i look like but its pointless bc you’re gunna be like ‘shut up dude’
Stranger: is this all bc you are gay and really wishing i am a man?
You: Not at all, joe. Its just the sad truth about the internet. There’s no actually proof of me being a dude or you being a woman. I could be a computer program and you could be a Hampster who’s stepping on the keyboard at the perfect time.
You: We’ll never truly know.
Stranger: exactly, so why not have fun with it!
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=25s8md4&s=3
Stranger: have fun
Stranger: choose to believe it or not
Stranger: bye joe
You: Later joe
Stranger: hi
You: im a serial killer trawling the net for my next victim…
Stranger: …???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
short but sweet
[quote]Kerley wrote:
Stranger: hi
You: im a serial killer trawling the net for my next victim…
Stranger: …???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
short but sweet[/quote]
For the love of God, someone click on these links for me. I’m not trying to fall for a trick and the link be something gay.
Stranger: sup
You: whats up
Stranger: good
Stranger: you
You: fine
You: bored
You: manipulating my nutsack into interesting shapes
You: made it look kinda like a zebra
Stranger: what is the nutsack
You: where are you from?
Stranger: korea
Stranger: u can leave if this somehow upsets u
You: no its fine
You: i have no problem with koreans
Stranger: korea female 21,
Stranger: and your ?
You: but if you talk to anyone else on here, tell them I love nutsack and they will know what it means
You: they will be happy
You: male USA
You: 22
You: almost 23
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
Turns out she was actually a Korean girl. She emailed me pictures of herself from a legit Korean E-mail address. Felt kinda bad for trying to fuck with her after that lol.
there is a serious lack of pussy on there.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Kerley wrote:
Stranger: hi
You: im a serial killer trawling the net for my next victim…
Stranger: …???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
short but sweet
For the love of God, someone click on these links for me. I’m not trying to fall for a trick and the link be something gay.
[/quote]
The one of the girl you were calling joe was just a regular looking pic of a cute girl. Not a slutty pic, and not something ive seen floating around the net.
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
Stranger: sup
You: whats up
Stranger: good
Stranger: you
You: fine
You: bored
You: manipulating my nutsack into interesting shapes
You: made it look kinda like a zebra
Stranger: what is the nutsack
You: where are you from?
Stranger: korea
Stranger: u can leave if this somehow upsets u
You: no its fine
You: i have no problem with koreans
Stranger: korea female 21,
Stranger: and your ?
You: but if you talk to anyone else on here, tell them I love nutsack and they will know what it means
You: they will be happy
You: male USA
You: 22
You: almost 23
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
Turns out she was actually a Korean girl. She emailed me pictures of herself from a legit Korean E-mail address. Felt kinda bad for trying to fuck with her after that lol. [/quote]
Sir, go through my past posts and click on those links.
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Kerley wrote:
Stranger: hi
You: im a serial killer trawling the net for my next victim…
Stranger: …???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
short but sweet
For the love of God, someone click on these links for me. I’m not trying to fall for a trick and the link be something gay.
The one of the girl you were calling joe was just a regular looking pic of a cute girl. Not a slutty pic, and not something ive seen floating around the net. [/quote]
And all this time I thought it was gonna be a picture of something nasty.
looks at pic
That’s a mother fucking man!
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
AttackOfTheChris wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Kerley wrote:
Stranger: hi
You: im a serial killer trawling the net for my next victim…
Stranger: …???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
short but sweet
For the love of God, someone click on these links for me. I’m not trying to fall for a trick and the link be something gay.
The one of the girl you were calling joe was just a regular looking pic of a cute girl. Not a slutty pic, and not something ive seen floating around the net.
And all this time I thought it was gonna be a picture of something nasty.[/quote]
Dude who likes to “fold kids at football” sent you a link of a hot chick in bra and slightly exposed panties, who looks a HELL of alot like my ex girlfriend, facial expression and everything. So much so it’s weird and wish the face were a little less blurry so I could tell better. Even puts up tons of stickers and pictures on her door.
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
AttackOfTheChris wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Kerley wrote:
Stranger: hi
You: im a serial killer trawling the net for my next victim…
Stranger: …???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
short but sweet
For the love of God, someone click on these links for me. I’m not trying to fall for a trick and the link be something gay.
The one of the girl you were calling joe was just a regular looking pic of a cute girl. Not a slutty pic, and not something ive seen floating around the net.
And all this time I thought it was gonna be a picture of something nasty.
Dude who likes to “fold kids at football” sent you a link of a hot chick in bra and slightly exposed panties, who looks a HELL of alot like my ex girlfriend, facial expression and everything. So much so it’s weird and wish the face were a little less blurry so I could tell better. Even puts up tons of stickers and pictures on her door.
[/quote]
Photobucket won’t let me see it because I haven’t joined the site.
Don’t try the first link back, it doesn’t work, use the one you originally posted, because you posted the same thing twice for some reason, but the first link works. I’m not logged into photobucket but i was able to see.
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
Don’t try the first link back, it doesn’t work, use the one you originally posted, because you posted the same thing twice for some reason, but the first link works. I’m not logged into photobucket but i was able to see. [/quote]
Thanks, man.
And after seeing the pic, I have realized something: Kids are stupid.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
AttackOfTheChris wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Kerley wrote:
Stranger: hi
You: im a serial killer trawling the net for my next victim…
Stranger: …???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
short but sweet
For the love of God, someone click on these links for me. I’m not trying to fall for a trick and the link be something gay.
The one of the girl you were calling joe was just a regular looking pic of a cute girl. Not a slutty pic, and not something ive seen floating around the net.
And all this time I thought it was gonna be a picture of something nasty.
looks at pic
That’s a mother fucking man![/quote]
LOL after another quick study, her face does look a bit beefy.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
AttackOfTheChris wrote:
Don’t try the first link back, it doesn’t work, use the one you originally posted, because you posted the same thing twice for some reason, but the first link works. I’m not logged into photobucket but i was able to see.
Thanks, man.
And after seeing the pic, I have realized something: Kids are stupid.[/quote]
lol why is that? Is it the fact that she has her bra and panty shots on a non private photobucket?
You: sneaks up behind you and injects you with a tranquilizer
Stranger: IM NUDE
You: * you pass the fuck out*
You: you wake up a couple hours later, tied to a table with a shitload of tape
You: finally!
You: you were asleep for a while…
Stranger: I’m getting raped?
You: no
You: murdered
You: but first
You: look at all these innocent people you’ve killed
You: shows you pictures of innocent looking peeps
Stranger: OMg o.O
Stranger: I did that?
You: dont fuck around with me
You: i know what you are
You: we are the same you and I
Stranger: They were all sexy 
You: you cant hide it
Stranger: I putted it into my anus
You: stuffs cotton ball in your mouth
You: shut up
You: stabs the fuck out of you
You: whew
You: that was awesome
You: i think i came
Stranger: I got fuck inside me?, wtf?
You: wtf is right buddy!
You: pulls down pants
You: nuts begin to flap and I fly away
You: you are enchanted by my magical trail of fairy dust
You have disconnected.