Stranger: why did the cock cross the road?
You: to get up your ass
Stranger: fucker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
omegle fail
Stranger: im f nd hhorny :\ fm
Stranger: cyber?
You: sure
Stranger: yu start
You: Ohhhhhhh my balls are in your hands
Stranger: were supposed to start off slow o.o
You: Sorry I just came.
Stranger: like yu undressing me
You: I’m new at this.
You: Okay. I slowly start taking your shirt off and let down your hair.
You: I’m whispering sweet nothings in your ear taste the rainbow
You: I open a pack of skittles and you take one in your mouth instantly throwing your head back.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Guess I’m bad at having sex?
I’m new at this…but holy shit is this site hilarious!
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: watsup
Stranger: soooo
You: Hi, my name is Luke! 25/m/Tatooine
You: YOU?!~?!?
Stranger: ilikedick23 from atlanta
You: that’s a weird name
Stranger: soooo do you like dick???
You: yummmm
You: scrumtiulescent
Stranger: yea there you go
Stranger: you know whats up
You: My cock is up
Stranger: so how is your connection with your higher power?
Stranger: or your dick
You: you ghey son?
Stranger: meh depends, weekends i usually go to rainbow alley but weekdays i drift more towards that vajay jay
You: and my higher power is Yoda you ass
You: MMF?
Stranger: lord of the rings is better then star wars
You: JAJAJA! that’s like saying Wookies are better than whatever Chewbaca is!!!
Stranger: bitch please
Stranger: girl you TRIPPIN
You: MMF?
Stranger: dtf?
You: NOOO
Stranger: and chewbacca was a wookie you nub
You: you crazy
You: what’s a nub?
You: you a wookie
You: LOL jk jk
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: nigga i kill you
Stranger: and your wookie
You: you fucking racist. i will wookie the shit outta you son
You: why would i have a wookie if I don’t even know that Chewbaca is a wookie?
You: damnnnn
Stranger: wookie the shit out of me??
Stranger: girl you cuurzy
You: I have balls
You have disconnected.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Stranger: im f nd hhorny :\ fm
Stranger: cyber?
You: sure
Stranger: yu start
You: Ohhhhhhh my balls are in your hands
Stranger: were supposed to start off slow o.o
You: Sorry I just came.
Stranger: like yu undressing me
You: I’m new at this.
You: Okay. I slowly start taking your shirt off and let down your hair.
You: I’m whispering sweet nothings in your ear taste the rainbow
You: I open a pack of skittles and you take one in your mouth instantly throwing your head back.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Guess I’m bad at having sex? [/quote]
LOL
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MMF?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
oh come on!
I’m getting better I think…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MITÃ? MUIJAT MIKÃ? BOOGIE
Stranger: HYVÃ?LTÃ? NÃ?YTTÃ?Ã? NIIKU KUULUUKI
Stranger: JNE
You: LOL what’s that mean??
Stranger: its finnish 
You: omg thats like Sweden right?
You: I take World Studies
Stranger: noo…
Stranger: finland and sweden are different thing…
Stranger: and the language is soooo different
You: ohh ya lol i failed
Stranger: :D:DD its okay
Stranger: Fintelligens - Mikä Boogie - YouTube
Stranger: its a song ^
You: i can’t click! sing to me
Stranger: :D:D haha nooo!
Stranger: its rap music
You: lol like emniem?
Stranger: yeah but finnish!
Stranger: fintelligens - mikä boogie
Stranger: mikä = what 
You: lol what what!
Stranger: WHAT WHAT
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Florida
You: u?
Stranger: oh cool!
Stranger: …finland
You: wow I like finnish!
Stranger: haha
You: like finnishing on guys faces after I jerk off with my penis! LOL
Stranger: :D:D:D:D asd lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Have you ever parked a bike inside a two car garage?
Stranger: no
You: Have you ever thrown a tooth pick into a volcano?
Stranger: no
You: Have you ever put a chicken pot pie in the deep freeze?!
Stranger: no
You: …
You: Have you ever slipped a skate board through a tunnel?
I guess they didn’t get my jokes of having a huge vagina…
You: Hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: f or m
You: m
You: f orm
Stranger: feamale
Stranger: country?
You: Canada.
You: You?
Stranger: holland
You: Age?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: you?
You: 18
You: Cyber
Stranger: cyber?
You: Cyber sex?
Stranger: what do you mean with cyber
Stranger: internet sex?
You: Yes
Stranger: yes
You: Okay you start
Stranger: i’m laying naked on my bed
Stranger: in just a little thong
You: I get the whipped cream and blueberry pie.
Stranger: you put it on my breast and
Stranger: start licking
You: Fuck that the pie and whipped cream are for me. I sit down and start eating it.
Stranger: now sexy:P
You: I know all these simple sugars are going to cause a insulin surge in my body.
Stranger: haha
You: Knowing I will put on the pounds as I am in my bulking phase.
You: You look at me all fascinated.
You: Trying to grab some. I look at you and rawr.
You: “This is my pie! Get your own!”
You: You go downstairs and get your own and come upstairs and we sit and eat pie together.
You: The end 
Stranger: nice cyber sex do you
Stranger: bye
K last one LOL. I got one. That was a good pie.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
You: Hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: f or m
You: m
You: f orm
Stranger: feamale
Stranger: country?
You: Canada.
You: You?
Stranger: holland
You: Age?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: you?
You: 18
You: Cyber
Stranger: cyber?
You: Cyber sex?
Stranger: what do you mean with cyber
Stranger: internet sex?
You: Yes
Stranger: yes
You: Okay you start
Stranger: i’m laying naked on my bed
Stranger: in just a little thong
You: I get the whipped cream and blueberry pie.
Stranger: you put it on my breast and
Stranger: start licking
You: Fuck that the pie and whipped cream are for me. I sit down and start eating it.
Stranger: now sexy:P
You: I know all these simple sugars are going to cause a insulin surge in my body.
Stranger: haha
You: Knowing I will put on the pounds as I am in my bulking phase.
You: You look at me all fascinated.
You: Trying to grab some. I look at you and rawr.
You: “This is my pie! Get your own!”
You: You go downstairs and get your own and come upstairs and we sit and eat pie together.
You: The end
Stranger: nice cyber sex do you
Stranger: bye
K last one LOL. I got one. That was a good pie.[/quote]
Haha that was a good one alright!