ored: hey
dmntrx: how are you
bored: fine
dmntrx: me too
bored: you’re powerful
dmntrx: where are you from
bored: America
bored: it’s beautiful
dmntrx: Canada
bored: neat
dmntrx: I am a dominatrix
dmntrx: I wear leather
bored: I am a dude
dmntrx: I dominate men
bored: I wear cotton
dmntrx: I would spank you and make you lick my boots
bored: that’d be awesome
dmntrx: phone ringing
dmntrx: ok
bored: ok
dmntrx: it was robby
dmntrx: got an appointement at 20:00
bored: aww
dmntrx: I am gonna use my new device
bored: I’d want the girl to dominate me for fun, not money
bored: also
bored: what’s your device?
dmntrx: well I have fees
dmntrx: you pay for fun
dmntrx: I dominate for money
dmntrx: It is really demanding you know
dmntrx: a real workout sometimes
bored: I’m sure
dmntrx: anyway
dmntrx: so what do you do in life
bored: I study. what is the new device?
dmntrx: study what?
dmntrx: the device?
bored: yeah, you mentioned it
dmntrx: it is kind of complicated
bored: I wonder about it
bored: care to tell?
dmntrx: I dont know if I can describe it accurately because english isnt my native language
dmntrx: I’ll try
dmntrx: first thing first
dmntrx: It goes on the client penis
dmntrx: you have to like clip it wrapping the balls
dmntrx: so they both pop out
dmntrx: then there is 3 string going to the prepuce
bored: omg
dmntrx: prepuce is ummm.
dmntrx: you know the end
dmntrx: I dont know how to say it in english
bored: I know what you mean
dmntrx: then it goes into a circle
dmntrx: and strangle it
dmntrx: you can adjust it but it is kind of tricky
dmntrx: gotta be tight
dmntrx: it is all in leather with some metal on it
bored: I see
dmntrx: I got plenty of other devices also
dmntrx: but anyway
dmntrx: let stop talking about my work
dmntrx: what do yo ustudy?
bored: haha, but you brought it up
dmntrx: well it is my life
bored: I have to go now
bored: but
dmntrx: that is what I do
bored: enjoy
that guy was boring
Lol at “what the hell is a month?”
Someone made Ct.Rockula feel sick? Holy shit that was some messed up stuff.
Here’s another one, I’m miserably defeated:
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Stranger: Ask me any five questions, I’ll answer honestly.
You: How do you spell the word pineapple?
Stranger: Pineapple
Stranger: P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E
You: Can I wish for 10 more wishes?
Stranger: Nope
You: That hardly seems fair
Stranger: I said questions, not wishes lol
Stranger: You could ask for more questions and hope I say yes 
You: How many facts do you know about France?
You: And can you list them
Stranger: Some, not a ton
You: An exact number would be nice
You: 211?
You: 482?
You: 7000419?
Stranger: Probbly around 800
You: Please list them
You: Alphebetically
Stranger: No
Stranger: Can’t
You: Well then how many pairs of shoes are there in Canada?
You: Your a rubbish genie by the way
Stranger: Roughly 400 million
You: Can you play an instrument?
You: With your penis
Stranger: YES
You: Thats revolting
Stranger: sorry
You: What kind of genie talks about their penis?
Stranger: This kind
You: How many wishes do I have left?
Stranger: IDK lost count
Stranger: just keep going
You: Which colour is best?
Stranger: Black, as it is all of the colours
You: False
You: You really are a terribe genie
Stranger: Fuck you, I’m a genie
You: *terrible
Stranger: You are from the UK
You: Right, I wish for 10 billion pounds
Stranger: Under 19
You: close
You: try over
Stranger: LIES
Stranger: Fuck you
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And another:
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You: Add 27lbs of muscle in 12 weeks?
You: I tell you how
Stranger: steroids?
You: Cluster reps
You: And paraworkout nutrition
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[quote]The other Rob wrote:
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You: Add 27lbs of muscle in 12 weeks?
You: I tell you how
Stranger: steroids?
You: Cluster reps
You: And paraworkout nutrition
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total win
my favorite so far: short and great
You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 33/New mexico/female
Stranger: o
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: 20 m ny
You: cool
You: 15/England/male
this one is not bad
You: hi
Stranger: ever got an erection in class?
You: maybe
You: you?
Stranger: yea
You: tell me about it
Stranger: well i got a boner
Stranger: in class
Stranger: lots of times
You: then Ms.Hatckins told you to go to the board
You: you tried to gain time
You: but finally everyone saw your boner
You: and everyone laughed
Stranger: nah, someone saw it at my desk and touched it
You: what was his name
Stranger: amanda
You: he was from spain? armando is a spanish name
Stranger: your cool
Stranger: she rubbed it
You: so finally you got out of the class
Stranger: and i got so hard
Stranger: and she told me to leave class and meet her in the bathroom
You: so you both went to the janitor closet
You: bathroom or janitor closet
Stranger: bathroom
You: better be the janitor closet
Stranger: then when i went in she was naked
Stranger: and sexy as fuck
You: or the other guys can see you
Stranger: huge tits
Stranger: se as
Stranger: sex ass
You: so he was muscular
Stranger: sexy
You: huge pecs
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Stranger: hi:(
You: hey
Stranger: :)*
You: send me picture of your tits?
You: yea?
Stranger: im male
Stranger: …
Stranger: pervert
You: soooooooo yes?
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You: Butt sex?
Stranger: s…ure
You: are u a boy?
Stranger: no
You: then nvm
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Stranger: hey im stephane, im a prick and i like to fold kids at football
You: well, good for you.
You: so why aren’t you looking at porn instead of talking to me
Stranger: cuse your fun to talk to:)
You: and you’re obvious a liar.
Stranger: sarcastic is the word i like to use:)
You: seriously, there’s tons of porn out there. TONS
Stranger: and i dont feell like looking at it atm:)
You: understandable
You: so…do you use facebook, twatter, or myspace?
Stranger: fb. neveron it tho lol
You: so why sign up?
Stranger: friends told me i had toO:
You: friends told me to kill a hooker, that doesn’t mean I should do it.
Stranger: you shoulda!
Stranger: you’d be famous by now,
You: yeah. Then I would be in jail.
You: and then we wouldn’t be having this interesting conversation about nothing.
You: absolutely nothing.
Stranger: lol i love these kinda convos,
Stranger: their fucking sick
Stranger: you play sports?
You: not at all. I drink beer and watch TV.
Stranger: atta boy!!
Stranger: working out the arms and the keg?
You: no, i drink beer with a straw.
You: like a man
Stranger: yeah!!!
You: look, I’m a dude. and you’re a dude. Its pretty obvious tits will not be shown. this chat should end.
Stranger: lmfao, i got you beat on this one
Stranger: hey im stephane, im a prick and i like to fold kids at football
Stranger: awh fuck.
Stranger: 1 sec
Stranger: http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn111/riffxrocker/trampoline040.jpg
Stranger: there ya go enjoy im out
You: Later. And I am not clicking that link.
Stranger: lol kk shes 15
Stranger: some chick i talked to lol
You: and now we’re both going to jail. aweseome!
Stranger: yay!
You: sighs
Stranger: smiles:)
Stranger: kk peace
I’m not clicking that link.
[quote]BSrunner wrote:
click it[/quote]
fuck that, you do it.
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Stranger: hey im stephane, im a prick and i like to fold kids at football
You: well, good for you.
You: so why aren’t you looking at porn instead of talking to me
Stranger: cuse your fun to talk to:)
You: and you’re obvious a liar.
Stranger: sarcastic is the word i like to use:)
You: seriously, there’s tons of porn out there. TONS
Stranger: and i dont feell like looking at it atm:)
You: understandable
You: so…do you use facebook, twatter, or myspace?
Stranger: fb. neveron it tho lol
You: so why sign up?
Stranger: friends told me i had toO:
You: friends told me to kill a hooker, that doesn’t mean I should do it.
Stranger: you shoulda!
Stranger: you’d be famous by now,
You: yeah. Then I would be in jail.
You: and then we wouldn’t be having this interesting conversation about nothing.
You: absolutely nothing.
Stranger: lol i love these kinda convos,
Stranger: their fucking sick
Stranger: you play sports?
You: not at all. I drink beer and watch TV.
Stranger: atta boy!!
Stranger: working out the arms and the keg?
You: no, i drink beer with a straw.
You: like a man
Stranger: yeah!!!
You: look, I’m a dude. and you’re a dude. Its pretty obvious tits will not be shown. this chat should end.
Stranger: lmfao, i got you beat on this one
Stranger: hey im stephane, im a prick and i like to fold kids at football
Stranger: awh fuck.
Stranger: 1 sec
Stranger: http://i302.photobucket.com/...ampoline040.jpg
Stranger: there ya go enjoy im out
You: Later. And I am not clicking that link.
Stranger: lol kk shes 15
Stranger: some chick i talked to lol
You: and now we’re both going to jail. aweseome!
Stranger: yay!
You: sighs
Stranger: smiles:)
Stranger: kk peace
I’m not clicking that link.
what does “I like to fold kids at football” even mean?
[quote]BSrunner wrote:
what does “I like to fold kids at football” even mean?[/quote]
I think he plays football and he’s pretty dominant. That’s all.
And click on the link, dude!
Stranger: hey
You: really?
Stranger: REALLY!
Stranger: what the fuck is up, you sexy stranger man?
You: not much you strange stranger man/woman/child/pedophile/rapist/serial killer
Stranger: its the second to last/last one
Stranger: im a crazy person, lemme tell you
You: go ahead and tell me
Stranger: i did you goose
You: so crazy rapist, why aren’t you looking at porn?
Stranger: weeelll
Stranger: porn never did anything for me.
Stranger: why aren’t you?
You: I have to get in the right state of mind first
Stranger: i thought porn was the whole point… like, to get you in the right state of mind
Stranger: weirdo
You: Me? A weirdo? This coming from a rapist.
Stranger: redtube.com could be your best friend
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: minus your hand
Stranger: ps, i’m not really a rapist. i couldnt hurt a fly
You: unless the fly had a sexy walk and was asking for it.
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: you cant rape the willing, now can you/
Stranger: and i mean, i’m fucking… gorgeous… so everyones asking for it
You: especially if the willing is knocked out or unable to scream.
You: I’ll take your word for it.
You: Maybe you are a normal human being.
You: Maybe you don’t hurt people and force them to do things against their will.
Stranger: correct
You: But why you’re not looking at porn is the real question.
You: That’s just un-american.
Stranger: I AM NOW
Stranger: bbw porn
Stranger: yuuuuummmyyyyy
You: BBW ?
You: the hell is that
Stranger: BIIIGGGG beautiful women!
You: no such thing
You: that’s like saying smart retarded person
Stranger: oh come on, when you can fuck their belly buttons, its sexy
You: and when they eat you afterwards, that’s even sexier.
Stranger: makes me horny just thinking about it
You: until you choke to death because your stuck in her fat fold.
Stranger: well
Stranger: im a girl, so i dont really have to worry about it
Stranger: and i dont really like bbw porn
You: if you’re a girl, I’m Marisa Tomei.
Stranger: absolutely nothing ive said to you in the past…10 minutes has been true, aside from when i said im female
Stranger: no, really 
You: no, really. I’m actress Marisa Tomei.
Stranger: well marisa, you must suck, cause i have absolutely no idea who the fuck you are
You: You’ve seen me in such shows as Different World or movies like The Wrestler or My Cousin Vinnie.
You: I kicked ass in the early 90’s.
Stranger: nope.
Stranger: oohhh, so you’re a has-been?
Stranger: thats gotta suck to make way for shitsters like lindsay lohan and paris hilton
You: not really. I still have money and I never had problems with cocaine addiction. I earned my money unlike Paris and I maintain my weight unlike Lindsay Lohan.
Stranger: right, but see, the world knows who they are
Stranger: no one gives a shit about you
Stranger: not as an actress, anyway, and since all of this is bullshit… it really doesn’t matter
You: Very true. But 10 years from now, no one will give a shit about Lindsay and Paris will eventually die from extreme case of Herpes.
You: A new vapid girl will take their spots.
You: And the vicious cycle will continue.
LOL theres no way i’m doing that man
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You: the women will come and go
You: talking of michelangelo
Stranger: WTF?
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Stranger: gay?
You: the women will come and go
You: talking of michelangelo
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: u f or m
You: Does it matter?
Stranger: yes
You: Neither. I lost my vagina in vietnam.
Stranger: ew
You: War is hell.
Stranger: u are a girl before?
Stranger: fuckin piece of crap
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Stranger: do you love hockey
You: ciao
You: i love le soccer
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its like people don’t even want to talk??
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: asl?
You: Age Sex Location
Stranger: yes
You: 50 M Your bedroom in 3 days.
This shit is hilarious. I forgot how easy it was to be a dick in a chat room.
Stranger: What’s it like inside the mind of a girl? I don’t wanna hear any “I would imagine” 's.
You: Mind of girl: Money, shoes, shiny things, penis, money, shoes, penis, cars, shiny things, and spousal abuse.
Stranger: nice
You: And unicorns.
Stranger: I assume
Stranger: you’re a man?
Stranger: or that you’re married?
You: And I assume you’re a man pretending to be a chick.
You: I’m a dude.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
Stranger: I’m a guy
Stranger: not pretending
You: at least your honest.
You: Even though you’re a liar just like me.
Stranger: I’m not a g.i.r.l.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what?
You: So stranger guy, why aren’t you looking at porn like normal people?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: why aren’t you looking for porn like normal people?
You: Oh, I will. I’m simply killing time and getting in the zone mentally.
Stranger: nice
You: So Mr. Stranger guy. I’m a dude. You’re a dude. Tits will not be involved. This can only go but so far.
Stranger: true
Stranger: I’d say
Stranger: within the next ten lines
Stranger: there will be a disconnection
You: Understandable.
You: Best of luck finding a someone to hold a conversation with.
Stranger: thx
Stranger: you too
