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You: my cat needs help
Stranger: wassup with it
You: I gave it a heapload of bitter chocolate
Stranger: ohh…
You: now its puking up bile
Stranger: ha
You: When I bought it, I opted for the 3 year “Cat-Care” warranty, but its a couple months past that and the damned thing is crapping out, both literally and figuratively
Stranger: whats ur proble
Stranger: m
You: The little fucker was awesome, then I swear at 3 years, right to the day, it started losing its lustre
You: it stopped playing, slept all day, developed a sizeable gut, and its anus began to leak.
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You: are you a visible minority?
Stranger: whyï¼?
You: its just that I HATE Lithuanians
You: are you Lithuanian?
Stranger: on
Stranger: i isChina
You: some might argue that Lithuanians aren’t a “visible minority”, but I would very strongly disagree…what with their angular cheekbones, forked tongues and swarmy demeanor
You: Well thank God for that! China is several thousand kilometers away from the desolate SLUMS of Lithuania!
Stranger: I do not think, I think that Lithuania has been very good, I do not have racial discrimination
You: I would guess that even on the windiest of days, a person in Shanghai wouldnt be able to detect the VILE STENCH of a DISEASED LITHUANIAN in Vilnius, would they?
Stranger: No, China is well-developed, is also very rich and powerful
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Stranger: u m/fï¼?
You: well yeah, goes with out saying. Was going to take the kids to Disney World this year but opted instead to go to Shanxi, China. Far more family-oriented, I think.
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You: my cat needs help
Stranger: wassup with it
You: I gave it a heapload of bitter chocolate
Stranger: ohh…
You: now its puking up bile
Stranger: ha
You: When I bought it, I opted for the 3 year “Cat-Care” warranty, but its a couple months past that and the damned thing is crapping out, both literally and figuratively
Stranger: whats ur proble
Stranger: m
You: The little fucker was awesome, then I swear at 3 years, right to the day, it started losing its lustre
You: it stopped playing, slept all day, developed a sizeable gut, and its anus began to leak.
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Stranger: hi
You: is this your idea of a joke?
Stranger: u like it?
You: you told me you loved me!
Stranger: ofcourse i do
You: then you go off chatting with other strangers
You: is that how you show me?
Stranger: sry
You: no you’re not
Stranger: sry
You: my mother told me this would happen
You: but i didn’t listen
You: i told her you were different
Stranger: no plz trust
You: i guess i was wrong
You: cries
Stranger: i’am very sry
You: ok
You: i forgive you
Stranger: gr8
You: now let’s get down to business
Stranger: kk
You: what are you?
Stranger: not different frm u
You: you’re a bisexual obese woman with a congenital heart disease?
Stranger: is that u
You: uh huh
Stranger: ?
You: and i’m bipoloar
You: allegedly
Stranger: kk
Stranger: then i’m different frm u
You: according to some “doctor”
You: you are man or woman?
Stranger: that helps
Stranger: male
You: oh, well do you want to sword fight?
Stranger: If u wish bro
You: ok, but i’m warning you. i’m good. i’ve seen Zorro lots a times
You: over a baker’s dozen in fact
Stranger: gr8
Stranger: i like jackie chan
You: en garde!
You: i like jet li
Stranger: oliya
You: Fist of Legend is great
Stranger: tomb raider
You: how bout tony jaa?
You: have you seen ong bak?
Stranger: nup
You: no?
You: are you serious?
Stranger: how is it?
You: it’s bad ass
Stranger: thats d spirit
You: - YouTube
You: there’s a sample
Stranger: u have gf
You: not really. just random sex partners
Stranger: cool
You: did you watch that clip?
Stranger: tryin
You: the whole movie is incredible
You: tons of action
Stranger: k
Stranger: wad r ur hobbies
You: zorbing
Stranger: wads that
You: pffff
You: c’mon
You: you never heard of it?
Stranger: never
You: - YouTube
You: it’s extreme
Stranger: kk
You: EXTREME CHEDDAR!!!
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You: need to get fucked gotta get fucked!!
Stranger: hi sexy
You: GET FUCKED!! FUCKING NEED TO GET FUCKED!!
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2ykkrd4&s=3&hid=50&tag=hot+chick
Stranger: Wanna fuck this?
You: Sorry, bout of tourettes
Stranger: ?
You: yeah i would pretty much tear a strip off that chick
Stranger: Well, I’m waiting.
You: wow, thats you?!
Stranger: Why would I post a pic of a random chick?
You: you’re hot!! So what do you do you in your free time??
You: and where do you live??
Stranger: Usa, and I do lots of things.
You: like?
Stranger: Idk whatever you want.
You: wow, such a hot girl
You: do you have a bf?
Stranger: not atm.
You: what kind of guys do you like?
Stranger: smart, strong, tall
You: thats me alright!
You: im very strong
Stranger: tall?
You: 193cm
Stranger: feet?
You: hold on a sec…
You: 6 feet and 4 inches
Stranger: nice, only a little taller than me
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u?
You: 19
Stranger: nice
You: in my free time…well…I have some very diverse interests which I think might fascinate you
Stranger: like?
You: See, I bought these Hermit Crabs, and for the life of me I just cant stop torturing the little devils! I shoot at them with a pellet gun, stab needles into their arms, flick them across the room and submerge them in nearly boiling water
You: they’re alive, but they probably wish they were dead. Heh heh heeeeeeeeee…h
Stranger: thats terrible
You: on the contrary, its quite exhilarating! I think it might be the start of a lifelong hobby, where I torture progressively larger and larger animals
You: The Dalai Lama is way into crab torturing. Google it…its all there
Stranger: …
You: want me to mail you some hermit crabs for you to torture?
Stranger: no
You: ok ok, want to start off small…minnows?
Stranger: No
You: Wow no pleasing a classy broad like yourself! Well then, tell me about some of your unique hobbies
Stranger: Horseback riding, marching band, drawing, playing with my animals (no torture.), and hanging with friends
You: I would love to torture a horse. Will probably reach that level of expertise and interest in, oh, 2 years
Stranger: fuck you
You: Tell me Christine (Im assuming your name is Christine), are all girls in your high school marching band as beautiful as you?
You: You must be the envy of the fat girl who plays the tuba
Stranger: most yea, and thats hella creepy cause christine is my middle name
You: im closer to home than you might think. Heh…heh.
You: So you are saying that MOST of the girls in your marching band are as hot as you?! Tell me…where do you practice?
Stranger: No where you’ll be.
You: Do you ever practice outdoors and under the cover of darkness…say near a bog or abandoned desalinization plant?
You: Someplace where even the loudest of Bassoons couldnt reach someone’s ears
Stranger: …
You: tick tock…tick tock…my dear Christine
Stranger: whats my first name?
You: all good things to those who wait…
Stranger: guess it
You: no need to guess what I already know
Stranger: tell me then
You: excuse me for a moment…I have a fat girl in my basement well and my precious little Bichon seems to have taken an interest to her…PRECIOUS!!!
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You: need to get fucked gotta get fucked!!
Stranger: hi sexy
You: GET FUCKED!! FUCKING NEED TO GET FUCKED!!
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2ykkrd4&s=3&hid=50&tag=hot+chick
Stranger: Wanna fuck this?
You: Sorry, bout of tourettes
Stranger: ?
You: yeah i would pretty much tear a strip off that chick
Stranger: Well, I’m waiting.
You: wow, thats you?!
Stranger: Why would I post a pic of a random chick?
You: you’re hot!! So what do you do you in your free time??
You: and where do you live??
Stranger: Usa, and I do lots of things.
You: like?
Stranger: Idk whatever you want.
You: wow, such a hot girl
You: do you have a bf?
Stranger: not atm.
You: what kind of guys do you like?
Stranger: smart, strong, tall
You: thats me alright!
You: im very strong
Stranger: tall?
You: 193cm
Stranger: feet?
You: hold on a sec…
You: 6 feet and 4 inches
Stranger: nice, only a little taller than me
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u?
You: 19
Stranger: nice
You: in my free time…well…I have some very diverse interests which I think might fascinate you
Stranger: like?
You: See, I bought these Hermit Crabs, and for the life of me I just cant stop torturing the little devils! I shoot at them with a pellet gun, stab needles into their arms, flick them across the room and submerge them in nearly boiling water
You: they’re alive, but they probably wish they were dead. Heh heh heeeeeeeeee…h
Stranger: thats terrible
You: on the contrary, its quite exhilarating! I think it might be the start of a lifelong hobby, where I torture progressively larger and larger animals
You: The Dalai Lama is way into crab torturing. Google it…its all there
Stranger: …
You: want me to mail you some hermit crabs for you to torture?
Stranger: no
You: ok ok, want to start off small…minnows?
Stranger: No
You: Wow no pleasing a classy broad like yourself! Well then, tell me about some of your unique hobbies
Stranger: Horseback riding, marching band, drawing, playing with my animals (no torture.), and hanging with friends
You: I would love to torture a horse. Will probably reach that level of expertise and interest in, oh, 2 years
Stranger: fuck you
You: Tell me Christine (Im assuming your name is Christine), are all girls in your high school marching band as beautiful as you?
You: You must be the envy of the fat girl who plays the tuba
Stranger: most yea, and thats hella creepy cause christine is my middle name
You: im closer to home than you might think. Heh…heh.
You: So you are saying that MOST of the girls in your marching band are as hot as you?! Tell me…where do you practice?
Stranger: No where you’ll be.
You: Do you ever practice outdoors and under the cover of darkness…say near a bog or abandoned desalinization plant?
You: Someplace where even the loudest of Bassoons couldnt reach someone’s ears
Stranger: …
You: tick tock…tick tock…my dear Christine
Stranger: whats my first name?
You: all good things to those who wait…
Stranger: guess it
You: no need to guess what I already know
Stranger: tell me then
You: excuse me for a moment…I have a fat girl in my basement well and my precious little Bichon seems to have taken an interest to her…PRECIOUS!!!
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You: need to get fucked gotta get fucked!!
Stranger: hi sexy
You: GET FUCKED!! FUCKING NEED TO GET FUCKED!!
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2ykkrd4&s=3&hid=50&tag=hot+chick
Stranger: Wanna fuck this?
You: Sorry, bout of tourettes
Stranger: ?
You: yeah i would pretty much tear a strip off that chick
Stranger: Well, I’m waiting.
You: wow, thats you?!
Stranger: Why would I post a pic of a random chick?
You: you’re hot!! So what do you do you in your free time??
You: and where do you live??
Stranger: Usa, and I do lots of things.
You: like?
Stranger: Idk whatever you want.
You: wow, such a hot girl
You: do you have a bf?
Stranger: not atm.
You: what kind of guys do you like?
Stranger: smart, strong, tall
You: thats me alright!
You: im very strong
Stranger: tall?
You: 193cm
Stranger: feet?
You: hold on a sec…
You: 6 feet and 4 inches
Stranger: nice, only a little taller than me
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u?
You: 19
Stranger: nice
You: in my free time…well…I have some very diverse interests which I think might fascinate you
Stranger: like?
You: See, I bought these Hermit Crabs, and for the life of me I just cant stop torturing the little devils! I shoot at them with a pellet gun, stab needles into their arms, flick them across the room and submerge them in nearly boiling water
You: they’re alive, but they probably wish they were dead. Heh heh heeeeeeeeee…h
Stranger: thats terrible
You: on the contrary, its quite exhilarating! I think it might be the start of a lifelong hobby, where I torture progressively larger and larger animals
You: The Dalai Lama is way into crab torturing. Google it…its all there
Stranger: …
You: want me to mail you some hermit crabs for you to torture?
Stranger: no
You: ok ok, want to start off small…minnows?
Stranger: No
You: Wow no pleasing a classy broad like yourself! Well then, tell me about some of your unique hobbies
Stranger: Horseback riding, marching band, drawing, playing with my animals (no torture.), and hanging with friends
You: I would love to torture a horse. Will probably reach that level of expertise and interest in, oh, 2 years
Stranger: fuck you
You: Tell me Christine (Im assuming your name is Christine), are all girls in your high school marching band as beautiful as you?
You: You must be the envy of the fat girl who plays the tuba
Stranger: most yea, and thats hella creepy cause christine is my middle name
You: im closer to home than you might think. Heh…heh.
You: So you are saying that MOST of the girls in your marching band are as hot as you?! Tell me…where do you practice?
Stranger: No where you’ll be.
You: Do you ever practice outdoors and under the cover of darkness…say near a bog or abandoned desalinization plant?
You: Someplace where even the loudest of Bassoons couldnt reach someone’s ears
Stranger: …
You: tick tock…tick tock…my dear Christine
Stranger: whats my first name?
You: all good things to those who wait…
Stranger: guess it
You: no need to guess what I already know
Stranger: tell me then
You: excuse me for a moment…I have a fat girl in my basement well and my precious little Bichon seems to have taken an interest to her…PRECIOUS!!!
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lol[/quote]
This one is absolutely epic - extremely impressive flipping of a troll job.
More posted convos should be like this. It’s easy to say random shit to get someone to disconnect on you, but to craft a clever, excellent piece such as this is the real sign of skill.
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl
You: 19, f, cali
Stranger: 23m usa
You: cool
You: how are you?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: im cool
Stranger: how r u
You: gud a bit dizzy but im gud
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: why are you dizzy babe?
You: it’s a bit embarrassing really…
Stranger: lol trust me i wont mind
Stranger: im beyond weird
You: wierd is gud
Stranger: nah its funny
Stranger: as long as your harmless in the process
You: ha ok
You: i was a bit bored earlier today and kinda horny and things got a bit outa control hehe
Stranger: lol
Stranger: boredem + hormones = disaster
Stranger: but fun
Stranger: bordem*
You: ya it was def fun! just feelin’ a bit strange after it
Stranger: lol u didnt like dry hump your teddy bear did you
You: no lol, not yet anyways
Stranger: lol i used to dry hump monsters
Stranger: wahahha
You: monsters? cool!
Stranger: that was uhh
You: and it stayed harmless?
Stranger: 7th grade
Stranger: no
Stranger: not a good idea
You: y?
Stranger: you dont wanna enter my world when its sick with pain and no solutions to look at
You: awww
u not feelin’ ok babe…?
Stranger: just gets depressing really…
Stranger: i feel blank really
Stranger: dont know what to do with myself
Stranger: paranoid to sleep
You: dunno wat to say…
u have friends, a gf or family to talk to?
Stranger: lol
WHOA
WTF IS THIS SHADOW FIEND
in luna
raping everyone @ the bank
owned
<@Dubar> lol
<@Dubar> i think theres a luna invasion going on
I got a UV light and 100 candles
LOL
not a joke
Stranger: thats my real friends
Stranger: everyone else is just kinda fake
You: wat was datâ?¬?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: nerd talk
You: i mean friends off the internet
Stranger: well 99% of the people i meet are uhh how u say
Stranger: well u know
Stranger: the other 1% gets threaten by the 99%
You: :(:(
sorry u feel lik dat
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: i dont feel like that
Stranger: i can sense how everyone is feeling around me
Stranger: thats jsut reality
You: what?
Stranger: buddha teaches us that we can project human smorgousborgs of energy for entities to feed off of
You: and you feel thats a bad thing?
Stranger: i used to think it was a game and funny as a kid
Stranger: but then i realized its not so funny when everyone is pissed off
Stranger: then your butt hole is in danger
Stranger: thats really not funny
Stranger: so in the end i guess
Stranger: all we can do is say this little light of mine
Stranger: ima let it shine
Stranger: let shine
You: you’re from T-Nation aren’t you…?
Stranger: let it shine
Stranger: let it shine
Stranger: no
Stranger: im a half breed bastard of X and wiccans
Stranger: wahaha
You: ha, alright have fun with that.
Stranger: no
Stranger: its not fun
You: then stop doing it
Stranger: doing what?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that
Stranger: yeah i did
Stranger: i read enough information to learn the ugly truth that was hiding from me
You: ummm, ok.
bye
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Stranger: LOOKIN 4 A BOY WITH BLACK HAIR DAT WENT TO A CARNVAL CRUISE LAST WEEK
You: here i am!
Stranger: OK
Stranger: WAT WAS DA NAME OF DA CRUIS
Stranger: E
Stranger: ???
You: little boys on boats!
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Ha, damn I should get some sleep for work tomorrow
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You: hii
Stranger: I’m going to make you throw up in my ass hole so I can shit it into your mouth and then shove my cock in and lube it up and shove it in ur butt hole whilest your mother sucks my testicles and fingers my asshole then im going to shove a straw in your fathers penis and shove the other end in your moms tear duct so she crys cum.
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You: YO
You: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?
Stranger: its yo mama
You: FUCK YOU MAMA
Stranger: get to bed foo
You: MAMA
You: I’M A THUG NOW
You: I DO WHAT I IZ
Stranger: i can tell son
Stranger: so whats been happnin in yo hood boy?
You: NIGGAS BEEN BEEFIN N FIGHTIN MAMA
You: WOMEN BE CRYIN N CHILDREN BE DYIN MAMA
You: MEN IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIRS IS FRYIN
You: MARKUS IS DEAD MAMA
Stranger: how unfortunate
You: IM SO SCARED MAMA
Stranger: good
You: I THINK I’M NEXT
You: MAMA
Stranger: come here son
You: ARRRRRRRG I’M GETTING SHOT RIGHT NOWAFKLASJDV.ZCXXX
Stranger: so i can beat yo ass
You: ERFGZ
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Stranger: hey
You: touch my body
Stranger: okay
Stranger: aer you m/f?
You: both
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This thread should live, here’s a weird one, it’s kind of long:
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Stranger: efije
Stranger: yo
You: does no one have time anymore for a delusional drug addict?
You: humour me child
Stranger: ha! lol…I’ll make time
Stranger: just for you
You: when exactly is it appropriate to use the number 7 in a sentance?
Stranger: right after 6
You: what
Stranger: it comes right after the number 6
You: what does that even mean?
Stranger: or before 8 take your pick
Stranger: 6,7,8
You: right
You: but
Stranger: its the order of the system
You: if you were talking about velociraptors
Stranger: now thats a different story
You: when would it be appropriate to use the number 7
Stranger: there are seven velociraptors behind you right now?
You: shit man?
You: seriously?
You: fuck!
You: am i likely to die?
Stranger: you’re pretty much screwed
You: how serious is it?
Stranger: they are born to kill
Stranger: and they know no fear
You: xkcd?
Stranger:
Stranger: yes!!!
You: :DDDDD
Stranger: which is how I found out about this place
You: I’ve read it for like the last 3 hours
You: which is lame
Stranger: re read or for the first time?
You: mostly first time, I’ve only read random one’s before
You: watch out for the red spiders
Stranger: red spider offensive
Stranger: and the counter red spider offensive
You: so
Stranger: do you fly kites?
Stranger:
You: i’m beginning to think you lied about the velociraptor thing
You: i’m still pretty much alive
You: as far as i can tell
Stranger: Ok…maybe that was someone else
Stranger: because actually if it were velociraptors you’d be devoured before I could warn you
You: that’s true
You: they can pick locks
You: and windows are no obstacle
Stranger: so they might not be there yet
Stranger: but if they DID decide to come…
Stranger: bad news
You: pre-emptive strike
You: it’s the only answer
You: will you join me?
You: i can juggle
You: i feel that skill may come in useful
Stranger: A distraction perhaps
Stranger: I don’t know…it would be dangerour
You: I feel it could be an effective means of attack
Stranger: *dangerous
You: you’ll have to stare death in the face and laugh
Stranger: perhaps if you were juggling frag grenades yes
Stranger: I’m in
You: where is their headquarters?
Stranger: don’t we all wish we knew
You: i heard there were some in the past
Stranger: I’m guessing their preferred climate puts them far away from me
You: if we just built a time machine…
Stranger: well then to the past it is!
You: got any flux capacitors lying around?
Stranger: just like Timeline
Stranger: fresh out
Stranger: we’re going to have to build it from scratch
You: damn
You: and probably blast
You: do you have any schematics?
Stranger: no we’ll sort of have to make it up
You: My designs are inherently flawed
Stranger: but have faith
You: the only thing I have faith in is that the velociraptors will attack
You: and on that day we shall all die
Stranger: if the time machine fails
Stranger: We’ll work on defense
You: it cannot fail
You: how do you protect yourself from a velociraptor?
Stranger: exploding bullets>?
You: when they have infinite numbers on there side
You: they’ll help
You: how many do you have?
You: you’ll need at least infinite
You: Damn it man when was the last time you attended a raptor safety class?
Stranger: I think I’m out of date on my methods
Stranger: but if they have unlimited numbers what can we do?
Stranger: outsmart them?
You: you need an attack with a positive feedback loop
Stranger: a trap?
Stranger: aha!
You: so that killing one velociraptor kills 10 more
You: do we have such a device?
Stranger: it could be made
Stranger: if there was one with such knowledge still alive
You: hmm
You: are you prepared to kidnap someone?
You: if you are then meet me in the mariana trench at midnight tomorrow
You: it can be our base of operations
Stranger: I’ll do what it takes
Stranger: I’m trusting you know what you’re doing
You: Of course
You: I take it you’re trained in deep sea diving?
Stranger: If we’re going to do this then there can be no backing down
You: It’s practically a must
Stranger: well it was a while since my raptor class but I think I rembember
Stranger: Can velociraptors swim!?
You: if they could we’d already be dead
You: If you bring a map to stephen hawking’s house, I’ll bring a picnic basket
You: Be prepared to kill any sentries
Stranger: I’ll bring a kite just in case
You: Absolutely
Stranger: and my garrote
You: Use the time between now and the meeting to practice your interprative dance skills
You: they could save your life
Stranger: One can never tell.
You: So
You: Tomorrow at Midnight
Stranger: Agreed
You: At the bottom of the Mariana Trench
You: Bring a kite
You: And assassination tools
Stranger: Count on it
You: And a map
Stranger: just in case, of course
You: I’ll make sandwiches
Stranger: I’ll print out some google maps directions
Stranger: beware the straw man!!!
You: definitely
You: we’ll have to double check the directions of course
Stranger: slice mione diagonally please
Stranger: *mine
You: of course
You: Right, well I’m going to work on some flowcharts. I hope to see you soon…
Stranger: Is it farwell until then?
You: I know you’ll betray me
Stranger: *farewell
Stranger: Never!
You: But I don’t mind
Stranger: That cuts deep my friend
Stranger: real deep
You: The velociraptor way of life is to seductive
You: This will be the last time we speak
You: We shall meet again
You: In battle
Stranger: I will prove myself
Stranger: you’ll see
Stranger: Until then
You: Until then
You have disconnected.[/quote]
stranger: so you are a female perv?
You: im a female
You: the names julie or july… my friends say july isnt julie… like whats with that? OMG
Stranger: cool, now i just need a pic!
Stranger: July is a month
You: what the hell is a month?
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hiiiiii
Stranger: hi
You: no, quit copying me!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]conorh wrote:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hiiiiii
Stranger: hi
You: no, quit copying me!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Then… on the very next chat:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hiiiii
You: NO, QUIT COPYING ME!
You: ha ha, im for plays
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
why the fuck did i just talk to a fucking rapist pedo?
You: hi
Stranger: 26/m/usa
You: how are these wicked days treatin ya?
Stranger: They’re boring
Stranger: And that’s why I’m here
You: you should go do something
Stranger: Well I’m at work
Stranger: So basically I’m just trying to find girls to cyber with
You: omg me too! i just didnt want to sound like a creepr =)
Stranger: who are you?
You: like? wut do you mean?
Stranger: Like how old are you, where you from?
Stranger: Whether you’re male or female…
You: oooh…I’m 20 from Cleveland and I’m a bad ass bitch
Stranger: Cool. Do you have any pictures?
You: ya i do, but if u wanna see them you gotta do what I want
Stranger: Alright then, let’s here it
Stranger: *hear
You: i want you to tell me your nstiest sexual dream
Stranger: Alright
You: if i like it ill send one
Stranger: There was the really hot girl I knew in high school
Stranger: she was short, huge tits, dark hair, perfect ass
Stranger: Well in my dream… she was lying in a hospital bed
Stranger: Turns out she was pregnant
Stranger: And everyone was there, all the doctors and family
Stranger: but something was wrong
Stranger: there was a complication
Stranger: It turns out that the only way to induce labor and get the baby out was to brutally fuck her in the ass
Stranger: lucky for her I was there
Stranger: So she stood up in her hospital gown, put her hands on the bed
Stranger: and I fucked her mercilessly in the ass
You: im so wet
Stranger: and when the baby started coming out, the family and the doctors all started clapping
Stranger: and then I woke up
Stranger: and I was covered in cum
You: whoa baby good job
Stranger: I’m glad you liked it
Stranger: I was afraid it would be too weird for you
You: no, i love weird i’m a real twisted one
You: i dont think it was out there enough tho
Stranger: Me too
Stranger: Hahaha
You: get dirtier for me
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: I love you
Stranger: But are you going to send me a pic now?
You: ill bring the pain, you’ll rise above i only hurt the ones i love
You: baby, i told u if i liked the dream…i like it but it didnt make me shake
Stranger: haha
You: i want dirtier
Stranger: Well
You: give it to me
Stranger: I once had a dream that it was dark
You: give it to me now
Stranger: And I broke into this house at night
You: i love the dark
Stranger: And there were a bunch of girls there having a slumber party
Stranger: like young girls
Stranger: shamefully young
Stranger: they were sleeping
Stranger: And one by one, I covered their mouths and carried them into the garage
Stranger: where there was a pool table
Stranger: and I would fuck them in every hole
Stranger: And put pool balls in them and such
Stranger: and when I was done with them or I had used them up
Stranger: I’d kill her and go get the next one
Stranger: like I’d take a pool cue and push it up into her cunt until it ran all the way through her body
Stranger: sometimes I’d fuck them as they were dying
dude, everyone else had a funny one but mine made me fucking puke.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
why the fuck did i just talk to a fucking rapist pedo?
You: hi
Stranger: 26/m/usa
You: how are these wicked days treatin ya?
Stranger: They’re boring
Stranger: And that’s why I’m here
You: you should go do something
Stranger: Well I’m at work
Stranger: So basically I’m just trying to find girls to cyber with
You: omg me too! i just didnt want to sound like a creepr =)
Stranger: who are you?
You: like? wut do you mean?
Stranger: Like how old are you, where you from?
Stranger: Whether you’re male or female…
You: oooh…I’m 20 from Cleveland and I’m a bad ass bitch
Stranger: Cool. Do you have any pictures?
You: ya i do, but if u wanna see them you gotta do what I want
Stranger: Alright then, let’s here it
Stranger: *hear
You: i want you to tell me your nstiest sexual dream
Stranger: Alright
You: if i like it ill send one
Stranger: There was the really hot girl I knew in high school
Stranger: she was short, huge tits, dark hair, perfect ass
Stranger: Well in my dream… she was lying in a hospital bed
Stranger: Turns out she was pregnant
Stranger: And everyone was there, all the doctors and family
Stranger: but something was wrong
Stranger: there was a complication
Stranger: It turns out that the only way to induce labor and get the baby out was to brutally fuck her in the ass
Stranger: lucky for her I was there
Stranger: So she stood up in her hospital gown, put her hands on the bed
Stranger: and I fucked her mercilessly in the ass
You: im so wet
Stranger: and when the baby started coming out, the family and the doctors all started clapping
Stranger: and then I woke up
Stranger: and I was covered in cum
You: whoa baby good job
Stranger: I’m glad you liked it
Stranger: I was afraid it would be too weird for you
You: no, i love weird i’m a real twisted one
You: i dont think it was out there enough tho
Stranger: Me too
Stranger: Hahaha
You: get dirtier for me
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: I love you
Stranger: But are you going to send me a pic now?
You: ill bring the pain, you’ll rise above i only hurt the ones i love
You: baby, i told u if i liked the dream…i like it but it didnt make me shake
Stranger: haha
You: i want dirtier
Stranger: Well
You: give it to me
Stranger: I once had a dream that it was dark
You: give it to me now
Stranger: And I broke into this house at night
You: i love the dark
Stranger: And there were a bunch of girls there having a slumber party
Stranger: like young girls
Stranger: shamefully young
Stranger: they were sleeping
Stranger: And one by one, I covered their mouths and carried them into the garage
Stranger: where there was a pool table
Stranger: and I would fuck them in every hole
Stranger: And put pool balls in them and such
Stranger: and when I was done with them or I had used them up
Stranger: I’d kill her and go get the next one
Stranger: like I’d take a pool cue and push it up into her cunt until it ran all the way through her body
Stranger: sometimes I’d fuck them as they were dying
dude, everyone else had a funny one but mine made me fucking puke.
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