Stranger: hello
You: fuck fuck fuck a duck, everyone wants to fuck a duck.
You: oh hi
Stranger: what did you write
You: fuck fuck fuck a duck, everyone wants to fuck a duck.
You: why
Stranger: what does it mean
You: its english you should get it
You: you want me to write it in italian
Stranger: in german
You: so portuguese will work?
You: here it is in german
You: hitler hitler kills some jews, hey look its hitler he likes taking poos. its historically correct and it rhymes. yay!
You: eine
You: sweine
You: nine!
You: hello?
You: alo?
You: hey stop beating the shit out of that jew for a little and talk to me
Stranger: I didn´t understand at all !!!
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You: shut the fuck up
Stranger: hey some dude just called me a whor for no reason you could be alil nicer
You: shut … the fuck… up
Stranger: shut dont go up cars go fast so take my fuking advise and KISS MY FUCKING ASS!!
You: do you have a nice ass
Stranger: yeah
You: ew shut the fuck upo
You: i want big fat ugly lard asses
You: only
Stranger: ahha
You: man this shit is great
Stranger: what is?
You: im about to post this on a forum i’m on
You: omegle stranger shit
Stranger: um ok
You: wow you suck
You: shut thefuck up
Stranger: idk
Stranger: idkidkdidkdidkidkdikdid SHAKE IT LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE
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You: hi
Stranger: hi there
You: how are you
You: My name is kirk vanderbrown
You: I am there to find a space cube
You: to accomplish the prophecy
Stranger: hi kirk
Stranger: hows that going for you?
You: fine
Stranger: cool.
You: what’s your name
Stranger: what happens when you get the space cube?
You: the prophecy will be accomplished
Stranger: what is the prophecy?
You: I will receive the supreme consciousness
You: and a box of mars candy bar
Stranger: from whom?
You: Aliens
You: I got to find the cube for them
You: for their ship
You: It is hidden somewhere around
Stranger: good luck with that mate
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You: yo
You: yo yoy yo
Stranger: Wild Abra appears!
You: WILD ABRA USE TELEPORT
Stranger: Abra used teleport!
Stranger: YES
You: OWNED
Stranger: heyy
You: yo yo yo
Stranger: from?
You: azerbadjikistan
You: and I luv it
Stranger: lol
You: where are you from
Stranger: bgshbgdjkbkgjn
You: whhhaaattt?
Stranger: bgshbgdjkbkgjn
You: WWWhhaaTT
You: wwhHHaaATT
Stranger: Hey there
You: hi
You: whats ur name
Stranger: Josh
Stranger: an d yours?
You: sparkles
Stranger: quite unique?
You: yea, my parents are jewish
Stranger: I’m Jewish too XD
You: Oh, well im not
Stranger: why not?
You: Well
You: I hate jews to be completly honest
Stranger: wtf?..
Stranger: how can you hate yourself
You: After I saw Borat I converted to the Church of Scientology
You: you ever think of joining john?
Stranger: hell no
I hate to admit it but…trolling is fun
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
I got a real cool one
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You: Yo fellas
You: What’s going on
Stranger: viv
Stranger: n
Stranger: c
You: cool cool
You: so what does that mean
Stranger: DOES NOT COMPUTE!
You: cool cool
You: me too me too
You: asl?
Stranger: INVALID RESPONSE
Stranger: Age Sex And Location are all irrelavent
You: hahaha got me on that one buddy
You: how about a little golden shower
Stranger: REQUEST DENIED
You: yeah hahahaha great
You: wanna come up to my place and have a good time?
You: you know
You: just you and me
Stranger: REQUEST DENIED
You: like animals
You: sweaty animal sex
Stranger: …um ok
You: great
You: what’s taking so long baby
Stranger: REBOOTING…
You: I see
You: how about I take my 13inch massive black cock and stick it in your DVD reader
You: I am gonna rip the fuck out of your motherboard
Stranger: SUBMISSION REJECTED
You: I am gonna rub your video card
You: real good
Stranger: VIDEO CARD INSTALLATION…
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: ouuu
You: that’s hot
Stranger: INSTALLATION FINISHED
You: like that?
You: I am rubbing your video card real good
You: now I am just stroking all your wires
You: rubbing my dick all over them
You: feels good
Stranger: Dsdweqfwretetrrqkwnjhui*%&EYGVK Jdaghkjhdhqonlq[][][qw[epmmnnbvxc8iOUY( ^%(!&(!&$$)$)$$^!%%%dudhoaidhhhjHHHHjhkl ajhdlihjdljkdnhladhlasdjl;askjpeg img_10001010100100100101001001001001 0101001001010100100100100 100101000101010101010100011000 01010101010101010010010101-01010101__01-1 01101-2020-1202202020022 2222 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222----------- -------------------------------------------------------------------
You: ouu
You: you like that
You: now I am entering your ventilator hole
You: the other hole
You: at first it hurts a little
You: but you like it
Stranger: –-----------––––---___-—-–--—_
–--—-----------
______-----------––-–_-
____________--------
You: I am just fucking that hole
You: faster and faster
Stranger: 0-1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-************************************************************************************
You: ouuuu
You: I AM CUMMING
You: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: 01!
You: all over your external case
Stranger:
You: that was good eh?
Stranger:
Stranger: CIGARETTE LIGHTING …INITIATION COMPLETE
You: cya another time baby
Stranger: --------------------
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: lol
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one of my favs!!! LOL well played.
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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: ? what does hey mean?
You: its something horses eat
Stranger: really? then y do you americans say it at the begining of the conversation
You: it comes from our time when we were mostly cowboys in the west, and during the period known as the dust bowl, the grasslands were very dry, so when you saw someone you would say “hey?” as in do you have or know of any hey my horse could have
You: where are you from?
Stranger: oh that cool! i be from el rubublica dominicana
I feel bad though, were now having a good conversation, and I’m even getting to practice my spanish.
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Stranger: Obama is a nigger.
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lmao.
Stranger: have my babies
You: hello!
You: i am brendan
You: i come from a far and distant land
Stranger: my name is michelle. have my babies
You: sure.
You: how old are u michelle
Stranger: 13, you pedophile
You: lol shit
Stranger: now take it like a man, bitch!
You: fuck
You: getting the hell outa this one.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: male or female?
You: female
You: 21 yrs
You: blonde
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: are you horny???
You: YES!!!
You: do you have some penis?
You: Do you like Phil Collins?
You: I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.
You: Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.
You: It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece.
You: It’s an epic meditation on intangibility.
You: At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.
Stranger: do you have webcam???
You: Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford.
You: You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.
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@ erasmus: Took your advice and tried it!
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Stranger: ICECREAM.
You: YEAHH BUDDY!!
Stranger: YAY!
Stranger: What…?
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: Do I know you?
You: LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!!!
You: COULD BE…
Stranger: YES!
You: IM A BODYBUILDER
Stranger: I could be a leprechaun.
Stranger: Oh
You: YEP!!!
You: 255 POUNDS!! LIGHT WEIGHT11
Stranger: So you build bodies eh?
You: AINT NOTHIN TO IT BUT TO DO IT
Stranger: I weigh 100 lbs.
You: LIGHT WEIGHT!! YEAHHH BUDDY
Stranger: Geez.
Stranger: Why are you always yellin at mee?
You: HOW AM I YELLIN; THIS IS A CHAT MESSENGER YEEEP!!
Stranger: I have a face.
Stranger: Whoa there. Calm down.
Stranger: You lollipop licker.
You: UUUUU- EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A BODYBUILDER BUT AINT NOBODY WANNA LIFT NO HEAVY ASS WEIGHT!!
Stranger: Explodes
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You: HI
Stranger: hey!
You: I’M NIKKI
You: WHERE ARE YOU FROM
Stranger: new york you?
You: ME TOO
Stranger: cool what part?
You: BLOOMFIELD
Stranger: ohh im in the city
You: THAT’S COOL
You: LET’S MEET UP AND FUCK
Stranger: im a girl
You: SO
You: WE’LL SCISSOR
Stranger: im not a lesbo
Stranger: im into guys
You: FUCK THAT
Stranger: im into fucking guys
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Got a picture of a hot lesbo chick out of this next one, but she was probably fake too.
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Stranger: m/f?
You: HI I’M NIKKI
You: WHERE ARE YOU FROM
Stranger: massachusetts
Stranger: are you into girls??
You: ME TOO
Stranger: ha no way!
Stranger: how old are you??
You: 14
Stranger: oh wow, young!
Stranger: im 20
You: YEAH LET’S FUCK
Stranger: you share pics?
You: YEAH
Stranger: naked ones??
You: SURE
Stranger: awesome! have you ever been with an older girl before??
You: NOPE
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: here this is one pic of me
Stranger: http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/3026/boobsd.jpg
You: http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8207/forest3.jpg
Stranger: do u have some u can send? i upload them using that website!
Stranger: you look hott!
You: YOU TOO
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Stranger: hi
You: hi!!!
You: how are you!?
Stranger: good and you?
You: im GREAAAAAAT
Stranger: m or f?
You: i just did coke for the first time soooooo
You: yeah im a girl
You: and im so happy
You: happy hapy happy
Stranger: coke?
You: are you a guy
Stranger: yes
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
Stranger: from?
You: kasas
You: *kansas
You: united states
You: its great here
Stranger: ok
You: the place is GREEEAAAAAA
You: TT
You: yup
You: where are you from
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
Stranger: portugal
You: SWEET
You: do they hae hot guys there
Stranger: yes
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: age?
You: are you totally checking guys out to see if theyre hot so you can tell me
You: cuz if you are thats GREAAAAT
You: AND IM 22
Stranger: ok
You: AND IM SINGLEEEEEEEE
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You: hello
Stranger: Hey!
You: how are you?
Stranger: I’m fine, thanks 
and you ?
You: i am great!
You: what pleasure to meet with you!
You: what is your name?
Stranger: Fernanda. and yours ?
You: my name is Uktaar
Stranger: niice! where are you from ?
You: i am from the mongolia
You: where is that you are from?
Stranger: brazil.
You: is that american city?
Stranger: no, it’s a country. ¬¬
you never studied geography ?
You: new york city?
Stranger: south america, you idiot ¬¬
You: i study but mostly on asia country and eastern europe
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…fucking Mongolia haters
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Stranger: heyy
You: hello
You: very nice it is to meet you
You: how are you?
Stranger: im alright.
Stranger: how are you?
You: i am very well
You: thank you fors asking
You: what is your name?
Stranger: becca.
Stranger: whats yours?
You: Tuskarl
Stranger: where you from tuskarl?
You: i am from Mongolia
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You: HELLO!
Stranger: hi…
You: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Stranger: Stephanie
You: oh my apologiez for those
Stranger: whats yours
You: hello stephanie
You: my name is Tchet
You: where are you from?
Stranger: the east coast
You: is that city in united union of states?
Stranger: no, its a section of the united states
You: section?
You: i am very apologizing i do not know that word
You: i come for the to practice english
Stranger: a part
Stranger: or region
You: a part? for the boats?
You: well how is east coast?
You: many of buldings?
Stranger: I guess
You: do you understand that what i am saying?
Stranger: Yes, I understand
You: there no are many of buildings here
Stranger: There are lots of niggers
You: i make the travel of 4 hours to go to computer
Stranger: do you know what the word nigger means?
You: i do not
You: do you explain it to me?
Stranger: Nigger are another way of saying a kind an honest person
Stranger: its a compliment
You: ok
You: so i am nigger
Stranger: I hope so
You: but not when i talk to my girlrend
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats funny
alright its boring now
[quote]Der Candy wrote:
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: male or female?
You: female
You: 21 yrs
You: blonde
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: are you horny???
You: YES!!!
You: do you have some penis?
You: Do you like Phil Collins?
You: I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.
You: Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.
You: It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece.
You: It’s an epic meditation on intangibility.
You: At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.
Stranger: do you have webcam???
You: Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford.
You: You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.
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[/quote]
lol
I cant believe you like that 1980 shit
Omegle conversation log
2009-08-06
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You: are you looking to meet new friends?
Stranger: sure.
You: sweet!
Stranger: so what’s yer name?
You: bobbi (with an i)
You: you?
Stranger: alex (with an x)
You: nice
You: so its not like alecks ?
You: its alex
You: i sometimes wonder that
Stranger: yeah, it’s spelt alex
You: both of our names are like, unisex
You: because bobbi can be a guy or a girl
You: and alex can too
Stranger: this is the most awkward time in any conversation
Stranger: asking you if you’re a guy or a girl
You: well, you see, i’m kind of both
You: but i was born that way, you know, its natura
You: natural*
Stranger: ah, hermaphrodite?
You: yeah, but my penis is huge, and my vagina is kinda small
You: that’s why i say that i’m kinda both
Stranger: get yer vajayjay sewn up
Stranger: be a guy
You: but then i can’t fuck myself
Stranger: O:
Stranger: you have hands
Stranger: wait
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: can you get yourself preggers?
Stranger: do you have a sack or ovaries?
You: no because i dont haev a uterus
Stranger: oh, ok
You: i have a sack
Stranger: whew
You: i know, i dont pull out!
You: its the greatest thing
Stranger: ew man
Stranger: that’s like
Stranger: for me
Stranger: coming into my own ass
You: no, now that’s gay
You: i’m fucking a vagina
Stranger: good point
Stranger: WILD ABRA APPEARS!
You: so are we friends?
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT!
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: from ?
You: oh fuck
You: i just came
You: damn
You: you were good
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Stranger: hey
You: IM A SHARK
You: IM A SHARK!
You: SUCK MAH DIIIIIIICK
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You: I roll dice
You: you fail the initiative
You: i stick my hand up your pooper
Stranger: GAMBLING IS BAD
You: i manipulate you like a puppet
You: do you see?
You: DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE GREAT DESTROYER!??
Stranger: lmao
You: well im glad you have a sense of humor
Stranger: yeah, that was pretty epic
You: lol
You: word
You: word to the big bird
Stranger: hi, im 22 single male, from vietnam : ) nice to meet y !
You: so do they really call the vietnam war “the american war of sabotage” there?
You: also, i am a big fan of pho
You: i love it
You: probably my 2nd or 3rd favourite food
Stranger: how old are y?
You: completely unrelated i know
Stranger: asl pls
You: but since youre vietnamese it came to mind
You: 23 m canada
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ok
You: whats pho like there?
Stranger: yeahh
You: probably better than here
Stranger: ofcourse Pho in vietnam is the best
You: i hear you eat it like for every meal
Stranger: nowhereelse can be compared
You: probably not
Stranger: sometimes y know
You: though i just had the best pho of my life this weekend in toronto
You: but i have only had it in canada so i cant say too much about that lol
Stranger: not any person eat Pho every morning
Stranger: we can eat Pho in any single meal of a day
Stranger: yeahh
You: whats youre favourite kind?
Stranger: should try once in VIETNAM SOIL
You: yeah id like to see the country some day
Stranger: hard to say cos many kind of Pho
Stranger: about dozens of kind
Stranger: i can not remember
You: i like it with the beef bals and beef rare
You: i forget what its called though
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: beef balls?
You: yeah
Stranger: y know
You: its ground beef packed in nice and tight
Stranger: REAL PHO is never contained that kind of food
You: though i dont know what part of the cow
You: aha canada has all sorts of weird stuff in it
You: sometimes pork
You: some times quail egg
Stranger: PHO in overseas is really changed alot
Stranger: y know
Stranger: real Pho is contained only meat
Stranger: that’s BEEF
You: no noodles?
You: yeah beef is my favourite
You: and the broth i love the broth
Stranger: OK
Stranger: lola
Stranger: y are so hungry dude
You: no, not hungry at all
You: i just like pho
Stranger: haha
You: have to have it once a week
Stranger: really
Stranger: if y in VIetnam
Stranger: y can eat it every meal if y want
Stranger: but ofcourse too much, too fed up
You: yes, id get tired of it
You: so what do you do in vietnam? are you a student? do you work?
Stranger: how much for one PHO that y’ve eaten?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: im a senior
Stranger: final year i guess right
You: sounds like it
You: what do you study
Stranger: architecture and real estate management
You: 2 different things that are somewhat related
You: cool
You: must be fun
Stranger: and y? graduate already?
You: no, one year left
Stranger: in major?
You: engineering physics & management
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i guess this job earn much money
Stranger: y know, in this life, chicks want money
Stranger: just money only
Stranger: and just no love
You: haha, here, they get their own damn money and take yours anyway
Stranger: i guess so
Stranger: but y should find some asian girls
Stranger: japanese is the best
Stranger: very carefull and nice
Stranger: obeydience and faithful
You: yeah ive heard
Stranger: not like europe girls
Stranger: im so scared of their faith
Stranger: did stuff with dozens of guys and married
Stranger: i can not imagine how can i marry for one girl like that
Stranger: in our country, they are totally virgin
Stranger: or atleast just once
You: Canada is full of sluts
Stranger: i think it’s not only yr land but also many europe land
You: oh europe invented the concept
Stranger: VIRGIN AND FAITHFUL ARE TAKEN FOR GRANTED
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: who’s know
Stranger: who believe in their faith
Stranger: since they did it
Stranger: even with yr best friend
Stranger: in asian is different
Stranger: we trust them
You: so do they really call the vietnam war “the american war of sabotage” there?
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: let me see
Stranger: i think it’s right
Stranger: but y know
Stranger: actually vietnam war is the war of 2 part of vietnamese leaders
Stranger: one follow commu and one follow capital
Stranger: American just help Ngo DInh Diem when he was begging usa
Stranger: and until now, we dont hate american
Stranger: just unlucky for my country
Stranger: that’s all
You: i see
You: now i know…
You: and knowing is half the battle
You: i gotta go
Stranger: ok
You: good luck with the asian girls
Stranger: nice to talk to y
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: y too
Stranger: pick one as possible
Stranger: haha
You: especially the japanese ones
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: see ya
Stranger: bye
Stranger: 