[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Dustin wrote:
I figured someone at ED would take the time to do a write-up on the EBM.
Funny (somewhat)…
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man[/quote]
Jesus, they have a picture and street address of the camera girls fucking house!! WTF
Also, what the hell is 4chan?[/quote]
Shhhhhhhhhh! Don’t mention them by name, it’s similar to Beetljuice, if you say it a certain number of times they swarm like locusts or something.
V
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Dustin wrote:
I figured someone at ED would take the time to do a write-up on the EBM.
Funny (somewhat)…
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man[/quote]
Jesus, they have a picture and street address of the camera girls fucking house!! WTF
Also, what the hell is 4chan?[/quote]
Shhhhhhhhhh! Don’t mention them by name, it’s similar to Beetljuice, if you say it a certain number of times they swarm like locusts or something.
V[/quote]
but what is it or they??
[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
I find that girls also make up a lot easier if it actually comes down to blows between them. A little hair pulling and scratching, and then hugs and im sorry’s afterward.[/quote]
really? not on the planet I am from. every girl fight I have ever seen from elementary to high school to college to bars I have worked in, ended through bystanders dragging the females apart. there’s no hugging just a lot of crying and screaming.
guys hit once, get hit once, consider things, look at each other and buy each other a drink, hell one of my best friends is the guy I had to knock into the middle of the next week 15 years ago 
although lately it seems some of this has changed. we would never hit a guy that was down. now, there’s quite a few that go UFC on a guy that’s on the floor.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Dustin wrote:
I figured someone at ED would take the time to do a write-up on the EBM.
Funny (somewhat)…
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man[/quote]
Jesus, they have a picture and street address of the camera girls fucking house!! WTF
Also, what the hell is 4chan?[/quote]
Shhhhhhhhhh! Don’t mention them by name, it’s similar to Beetljuice, if you say it a certain number of times they swarm like locusts or something.
V[/quote]
but what is it or they??[/quote]
Similar to T-Nation in thats it’s an online community. Here, our common point of reference has to do with physical improvement. For them, their common point of reference is internet communities I guess. They rule the internet, or at least attempt to. Almost any new internet phenomenon is either created there or has some roots amongst thier ranks. Go have a look if you will, just be careful. It’s a dangerous place.
V
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Shhhhhhhhhh! Don’t mention them by name, it’s similar to Beetljuice, if you say it a certain number of times they swarm like locusts or something.
V[/quote]
but what is it or they??[/quote]
Let me help you out with that:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Go have a look if you will, just be careful. It’s a dangerous place.
V[/quote]
This.
SRSLY!
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
[quote]pmg123 wrote:
Do Not! Click on that encyclopedia page it downlaoded a virus on my pc I repate don’t click the link[/quote]
It just about wiped me out too.
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On my link?
I have never had an issue with that site.
edit- The OP had linked ED’s article. I suck, I didn’t notice it.
[quote]JCS19Y wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Shhhhhhhhhh! Don’t mention them by name, it’s similar to Beetljuice, if you say it a certain number of times they swarm like locusts or something.
V[/quote]
but what is it or they??[/quote]
Let me help you out with that:
it’s “let me google that for you” … if you’re gunna bust balls do it right!
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
OK gotta break protocal what are “cracklins”, I think I have heard of this but no clue what they are.[/quote]
Pork rines. It’s deep fried pork fat. I’m sure it’s more of a Southern thang. For a real deal Down South experience, get a bag of pork rines, a glass bottle of coke [gotta be glass] and a bag of peanuts. Take a sip of the coke [to get the level down] and pour some peanuts in the bottle. Open your bag of cracklins, get your peanut filled coke ready, and enjoy.[/quote]
AHHHH, GOTCHA. had no idea.
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]theuofh wrote:
[quote]VealChop wrote:
Fat black women may be directly and indirectly responsible for more violent bloodshed than any other group of people on Earth.
[/quote]
Reminded me of this:
Fat black women tries to cut in line at pizza parlor, some kid makes some smart comments about her wardrobe, the pizza place owner gets mad and tells her to leave, she gets insulted, and gets her 300lb+ excon boyfriend to bring her vengeance.
The kid was pretty messed up, broken jaw and some worse shit that I don’t remember.
The guy was back in jail the next day I hear.
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cuz his kentucky fried chicken eatin and grape kool-aid with sugar sittin in the bottom of the pitcher drinkin, pizza for desert eatin fat ass couldn’t make bail.
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So can we make the assumption that you eat lots of real mayonnaise…drink grape juice…and shove carrots up your buddy’s asses when they are sleeping? [/quote]
What the fuck is juice?! I want some apple drink! It’s green.
[quote]Billy Whizz wrote:
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]theuofh wrote:
[quote]VealChop wrote:
Fat black women may be directly and indirectly responsible for more violent bloodshed than any other group of people on Earth.
[/quote]
Reminded me of this:
Fat black women tries to cut in line at pizza parlor, some kid makes some smart comments about her wardrobe, the pizza place owner gets mad and tells her to leave, she gets insulted, and gets her 300lb+ excon boyfriend to bring her vengeance.
The kid was pretty messed up, broken jaw and some worse shit that I don’t remember.
The guy was back in jail the next day I hear.
[/quote]
cuz his kentucky fried chicken eatin and grape kool-aid with sugar sittin in the bottom of the pitcher drinkin, pizza for desert eatin fat ass couldn’t make bail.
[/quote]
So can we make the assumption that you eat lots of real mayonnaise…drink grape juice…and shove carrots up your buddy’s asses when they are sleeping? [/quote]
What the fuck is juice?! I want some apple drink! It’s green.[/quote]
That’s the ingredients. Sugar. Water. And of course, purple.
[quote]Khaine wrote:
[quote]Billy Whizz wrote:
What the fuck is juice?! I want some apple drink! It’s green.[/quote]
That’s the ingredients. Sugar. Water. And of course, purple.[/quote]
Get away from my cart! The chicken and giblets are over there; these are vegetables!
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Dustin wrote:
I figured someone at ED would take the time to do a write-up on the EBM.
Funny (somewhat)…
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man[/quote]
Jesus, they have a picture and street address of the camera girls fucking house!! WTF
Also, what the hell is 4chan?[/quote]
Shhhhhhhhhh! Don’t mention them by name, it’s similar to Beetljuice, if you say it a certain number of times they swarm like locusts or something.
V[/quote]
4chan is like beetlejuice meets Caligula.
if you’re curious, you’ll get VANNED.
satan is real. they will find you.
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
scouse chav ko’d
don’t know if someone else can put the video on rather than just a link… i’m a bit of a computer spaz
Breaking news. EBM gets interviewed:
“don’t FUCK with senior citizens, they’ll surprise you once in awhile”
This just got posted
[quote]KBCThird wrote:
Breaking news. EBM gets interviewed:
“don’t FUCK with senior citizens, they’ll surprise you once in awhile”
This just got posted[/quote]
What fight was he talking about?
Also, facebook group:
http://www.facebook.com/wendulajoy#!/group.php?gid=308828864193
and obviously fake user page:
Oh my fucking god! EBM is a bad ass motherfucker!!! I love this fucking interview,he is a bad bad man. I love this guy!
I love in the middle… “My momma died my momma died” I am sorry his mother died but I hope he is correct about the black guy getting prison time! If my mom died I would have been crying like a bitch.
I was happy to ride in the front seat of a squad car!
When I was young and got out of vietnam I was crazy lol Past tense!!! oh muthaer fucking epic he is my new grandpa!!!
I am starting a club for people that have EBM back. If we ever see EBM in trouble we have to have his back no matter who he needs our help to beat up, shoot or stab! I got EBM’s Back.
EBM is a little on the “nutty” side. Whoa.
FWIW - a Romanian guy I know says this story is already on the news in Romania.
[quote]KBCThird wrote:
Breaking news. EBM gets interviewed:
“don’t FUCK with senior citizens, they’ll surprise you once in awhile”
This just got posted[/quote]
Wow, this guy is out of his fucking mind. I stopped watching a little over 2 minutes in 'cause most of the shit coming out of his mouth was straight made up.
EDIT: Rewatched the whole thing and I admit I rushed to judgement. Yes he’s clearly out of his mind, and yes he just pulled random shit out of his ass, but I kind of feel bad for the guy.