[quote]Vegita wrote:
Seriously though, are there some people who DON’T like KFC? I mean I know the steryotype exists, but I’ll be damned if I can understand why this is supposed to be some stereotype. Why is it derogatory? Or why is it used in a derogatory tone? Saying Fried Chicken Eating so and so is like saying, this guy is eating some delicious food and I am hating on him for it? Also watermelon? Who doesn’t like watermelon? I fucking grow them in my garden! I don’t get it.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Seriously though, are there some people who DON’T like KFC?
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I don’t like KFC. Except for maybe the Mash potatoes or coleslaw. They add way to much bread to the chicken. Popeyes is a better choice for me. Actually I just prefer skinless boneless chicken breast.
Oh and comment on the original LOL. It’s not that I got my ass whooped would I be upset… it’s the fact that it was from a 67 year old.
Good for him, he was protecting himself and it even shows restraint when the guy is on the ground covering his face the old dude didn’t keep wailing on him.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Seriously though, are there some people who DON’T like KFC? I mean I know the steryotype exists, but I’ll be damned if I can understand why this is supposed to be some stereotype. Why is it derogatory? Or why is it used in a derogatory tone? Saying Fried Chicken Eating so and so is like saying, this guy is eating some delicious food and I am hating on him for it? Also watermelon? Who doesn’t like watermelon? I fucking grow them in my garden! I don’t get it.
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Watermelon…is the DEBIL![/quote]
Shhh!!! it’s the citrulline…that’s why we are soo “explosive!”
[quote]four60 wrote:
OK gotta break protocal what are “cracklins”, I think I have heard of this but no clue what they are.[/quote]
Pork rines. It’s deep fried pork fat. I’m sure it’s more of a Southern thang. For a real deal Down South experience, get a bag of pork rines, a glass bottle of coke [gotta be glass] and a bag of peanuts. Take a sip of the coke [to get the level down] and pour some peanuts in the bottle. Open your bag of cracklins, get your peanut filled coke ready, and enjoy.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Seriously though, are there some people who DON’T like KFC? I mean I know the steryotype exists, but I’ll be damned if I can understand why this is supposed to be some stereotype. Why is it derogatory? Or why is it used in a derogatory tone? Saying Fried Chicken Eating so and so is like saying, this guy is eating some delicious food and I am hating on him for it? Also watermelon? Who doesn’t like watermelon? I fucking grow them in my garden! I don’t get it.
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Man, I can qoute this whole skit without even opening the link. Best two year stint in television history. And, yes, I know this was from his DC standup. Was just pointing that out.
[quote]VealChop wrote:
Fat black women may be directly and indirectly responsible for more violent bloodshed than any other group of people on Earth.
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Reminded me of this:
Fat black women tries to cut in line at pizza parlor, some kid makes some smart comments about her wardrobe, the pizza place owner gets mad and tells her to leave, she gets insulted, and gets her 300lb+ excon boyfriend to bring her vengeance.
The kid was pretty messed up, broken jaw and some worse shit that I don’t remember.
The guy was back in jail the next day I hear.
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cuz his kentucky fried chicken eatin and grape kool-aid with sugar sittin in the bottom of the pitcher drinkin, pizza for desert eatin fat ass couldn’t make bail.
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So can we make the assumption that you eat lots of real mayonnaise…drink grape juice…and shove carrots up your buddy’s asses when they are sleeping? [/quote]
no, but you can safely assume that I’d have stomped that fat mothefucker down to the white meat…that’s if he decided to hit me. predatory motherfucker like that only hit guys half his size…and eat chicken sippin on kool aid.
That’s what I was thinking. Not the “would love to fight this man” part, 'cause that dude’s a fucking monster, but the “wow, that guy can’t punch for shit.” Then again, if you’re that big technical proficiency is probably overrated. That guy could flick your ear and it might knock you down.[/quote]
betcha he couldn’t flick my ear before I disabled his knee, performed a pre-surgical work up on his jaw, stamped his nose with my forehead while taking a bite of my pizza and a sip of my grape soda before giving his old lady the finger…
[quote]VealChop wrote:
Fat black women may be directly and indirectly responsible for more violent bloodshed than any other group of people on Earth.
[/quote]
Reminded me of this:
Fat black women tries to cut in line at pizza parlor, some kid makes some smart comments about her wardrobe, the pizza place owner gets mad and tells her to leave, she gets insulted, and gets her 300lb+ excon boyfriend to bring her vengeance.
The kid was pretty messed up, broken jaw and some worse shit that I don’t remember.
The guy was back in jail the next day I hear.
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cuz his kentucky fried chicken eatin and grape kool-aid with sugar sittin in the bottom of the pitcher drinkin, pizza for desert eatin fat ass couldn’t make bail.
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So can we make the assumption that you eat lots of real mayonnaise…drink grape juice…and shove carrots up your buddy’s asses when they are sleeping? [/quote]
no, but you can safely assume that I’d have stomped that fat mothefucker down to the white meat…that’s if he decided to hit me. predatory motherfucker like that only hit guys half his size…and eat chicken sippin on kool aid. [/quote]
He’s a coward. they were face to face and he didn’t do anything. waiting till the other guy wasn’t looking before he threw a punch. Should have gotten more than 4 years.
That’s what I was thinking. Not the “would love to fight this man” part, 'cause that dude’s a fucking monster, but the “wow, that guy can’t punch for shit.” Then again, if you’re that big technical proficiency is probably overrated. That guy could flick your ear and it might knock you down.[/quote]
betcha he couldn’t flick my ear before I disabled his knee, performed a pre-surgical work up on his jaw, stamped his nose with my forehead while taking a bite of my pizza and a sip of my grape soda before giving his old lady the finger…
That’s what I was thinking. Not the “would love to fight this man” part, 'cause that dude’s a fucking monster, but the “wow, that guy can’t punch for shit.” Then again, if you’re that big technical proficiency is probably overrated. That guy could flick your ear and it might knock you down.[/quote]
betcha he couldn’t flick my ear before I disabled his knee, performed a pre-surgical work up on his jaw, stamped his nose with my forehead while taking a bite of my pizza and a sip of my grape soda before giving his old lady the finger…
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BG, sometimes I just love you man. No homo.
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c’mon bro, let’s hit KFC…I’m treating. Stop and get me some grape soda and barbecue chips tho.
That’s what I was thinking. Not the “would love to fight this man” part, 'cause that dude’s a fucking monster, but the “wow, that guy can’t punch for shit.” Then again, if you’re that big technical proficiency is probably overrated. That guy could flick your ear and it might knock you down.[/quote]
betcha he couldn’t flick my ear before I disabled his knee, performed a pre-surgical work up on his jaw, stamped his nose with my forehead while taking a bite of my pizza and a sip of my grape soda before giving his old lady the finger…
That’s what I was thinking. Not the “would love to fight this man” part, 'cause that dude’s a fucking monster, but the “wow, that guy can’t punch for shit.” Then again, if you’re that big technical proficiency is probably overrated. That guy could flick your ear and it might knock you down.[/quote]
betcha he couldn’t flick my ear before I disabled his knee, performed a pre-surgical work up on his jaw, stamped his nose with my forehead while taking a bite of my pizza and a sip of my grape soda before giving his old lady the finger…
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You watch a lot of Tarantino flicks, huh?[/quote]
naw, I just think I could wreck his ass promptly. And if I couldn’t (which I seriously doubt), all I’d have to do is wait until he started wheezing which I’d give him under 2 minutes of tussling. after that, it’s just heavy bag work
I like the gay guy with the red shirt swishing in at the end…“hey girl, you call Stefon…ooops, what’s this, a large black man looming over the prostrate and semi-conscious body of a white man? well let me casually skip over him and ignore the large black man…oh honey, I give this pizza parlor a triple snap for drama”.
That’s what I was thinking. Not the “would love to fight this man” part, 'cause that dude’s a fucking monster, but the “wow, that guy can’t punch for shit.” Then again, if you’re that big technical proficiency is probably overrated. That guy could flick your ear and it might knock you down.[/quote]
betcha he couldn’t flick my ear before I disabled his knee, performed a pre-surgical work up on his jaw, stamped his nose with my forehead while taking a bite of my pizza and a sip of my grape soda before giving his old lady the finger…
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You watch a lot of Tarantino flicks, huh?[/quote]
naw, I just think I could wreck his ass promptly. And if I couldn’t (which I seriously doubt), all I’d have to do is wait until he started wheezing which I’d give him under 2 minutes of tussling. after that, it’s just heavy bag work
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I don’t think it’d take two minutes. He was collecting himself after every bear paw he swung.
