Official Mustache Thread

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
I only sport the stash as part of a beard.[/quote]

x2

Stache alone = gay.

Beard alone = ghey, or Amish, or Abe Lincoln

Stache and beard combo = manly WIN!

Sweet stache variation like handlebars (AKA Fu man chu)= ultimate Manly WIN!![/quote]

X1,000,000!
[/quote]

Dude stop being a baby, you have no handlebar to your mustache.

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Burt Reynolds sends his approval.[/quote]

OH GOD MY EYES!!![/quote]

The picture is from Playboy.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Dudes, I was working at a restaurant and decided to fuck around and have a handlebar mustache. Funny as shit, especially since it had a couple bare spots where things didn’t grow in perfectly. Anyways, the GM comes in and makes me shave it in the middle of my shift.

Dry (only water). 1-blade razor.

Not only did my tables witness me go from handlebar to clean in about 10 minutes but I was bleeding pretty bad and had razor burn for the next few hours. No one at my tables said a damn thing though…[/quote]

I only shave with hot water, I don’t get how come it hurt so bad.[/quote]

Water in the bathroom (employee bathroom) didn’t get hot. Only cold water and a 1 blade bic.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
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Oh my god! That is amazing!!!

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Ill play. This one was taken awhile back. I was about to shave my goat when i figured id try and make myself look like the villain from the old school batman cartoon. So i shaved two strips down the bottom, left the middle part long, and shaved the middle of my mustache. Didnt turn out well lol.[/quote]

hahahah awesoooooome! Mustaches unite!!!

Haters gonna Hate!

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Ill play. This one was taken awhile back. I was about to shave my goat when i figured id try and make myself look like the villain from the old school batman cartoon. So i shaved two strips down the bottom, left the middle part long, and shaved the middle of my mustache. Didnt turn out well lol.[/quote]

You’re not helping your case, brah.[/quote]

thanks for reminding me why i dont post outside of the bodybuilding forum.[/quote]

My intention was not to butt-hurt you out of GAL, Hurley is a fat disgusting fuck. You are in full bearmode, ready to attack. (some homo)

Come for the lulz stay for the retarded social commentary in nearly every thread.

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Ill play. This one was taken awhile back. I was about to shave my goat when i figured id try and make myself look like the villain from the old school batman cartoon. So i shaved two strips down the bottom, left the middle part long, and shaved the middle of my mustache. Didnt turn out well lol.[/quote]

You’re not helping your case, brah.[/quote]

thanks for reminding me why i dont post outside of the bodybuilding forum.[/quote]

My intention was not to butt-hurt you out of GAL, Hurley is a fat disgusting fuck. You are in full bearmode, ready to attack. (some homo)

Come for the lulz stay for the retarded social commentary in nearly every thread.[/quote]

I don’t know why but at first I thought that your avatar was a bouquet of flowers.

[quote]Haavik wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Ill play. This one was taken awhile back. I was about to shave my goat when i figured id try and make myself look like the villain from the old school batman cartoon. So i shaved two strips down the bottom, left the middle part long, and shaved the middle of my mustache. Didnt turn out well lol.[/quote]

You’re not helping your case, brah.[/quote]

thanks for reminding me why i dont post outside of the bodybuilding forum.[/quote]

My intention was not to butt-hurt you out of GAL, Hurley is a fat disgusting fuck. You are in full bearmode, ready to attack. (some homo)

Come for the lulz stay for the retarded social commentary in nearly every thread.[/quote]

I don’t know why but at first I thought that your avatar was a bouquet of flowers.[/quote]

The ghey,

You’ve caught it.

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Haavik wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Ill play. This one was taken awhile back. I was about to shave my goat when i figured id try and make myself look like the villain from the old school batman cartoon. So i shaved two strips down the bottom, left the middle part long, and shaved the middle of my mustache. Didnt turn out well lol.[/quote]

You’re not helping your case, brah.[/quote]

thanks for reminding me why i dont post outside of the bodybuilding forum.[/quote]

My intention was not to butt-hurt you out of GAL, Hurley is a fat disgusting fuck. You are in full bearmode, ready to attack. (some homo)

Come for the lulz stay for the retarded social commentary in nearly every thread.[/quote]

I don’t know why but at first I thought that your avatar was a bouquet of flowers.[/quote]

The ghey,

You’ve caught it.
[/quote]

They ghey,

You gave it to him.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Haavik wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Ill play. This one was taken awhile back. I was about to shave my goat when i figured id try and make myself look like the villain from the old school batman cartoon. So i shaved two strips down the bottom, left the middle part long, and shaved the middle of my mustache. Didnt turn out well lol.[/quote]

You’re not helping your case, brah.[/quote]

thanks for reminding me why i dont post outside of the bodybuilding forum.[/quote]

My intention was not to butt-hurt you out of GAL, Hurley is a fat disgusting fuck. You are in full bearmode, ready to attack. (some homo)

Come for the lulz stay for the retarded social commentary in nearly every thread.[/quote]

I don’t know why but at first I thought that your avatar was a bouquet of flowers.[/quote]

The ghey,

You’ve caught it.
[/quote]

They ghey,

You gave it to him.[/quote]

The rape axe,

He should have worn it.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Haavik wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Ill play. This one was taken awhile back. I was about to shave my goat when i figured id try and make myself look like the villain from the old school batman cartoon. So i shaved two strips down the bottom, left the middle part long, and shaved the middle of my mustache. Didnt turn out well lol.[/quote]

You’re not helping your case, brah.[/quote]

thanks for reminding me why i dont post outside of the bodybuilding forum.[/quote]

My intention was not to butt-hurt you out of GAL, Hurley is a fat disgusting fuck. You are in full bearmode, ready to attack. (some homo)

Come for the lulz stay for the retarded social commentary in nearly every thread.[/quote]

I don’t know why but at first I thought that your avatar was a bouquet of flowers.[/quote]

The ghey,

You’ve caught it.
[/quote]

They ghey,

You gave it to him.[/quote]

The ghey,

Maybe it’s the new supervirus from Southeast Asia.

the ghey,

Everyone without a mustache has it

[quote]gregron wrote:
the ghey,

the guy who came on my mustache has it[/quote]

too easy.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
the ghey,

the guy who came on my mustache has it[/quote]

I’m too easy.[/quote]

Yes you are.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
the ghey,

the guy who came on my mustache has it[/quote]

I’m too easy.[/quote]

pineapples[/quote]

i don’t get it.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
The ghey,
Everyone who doesn’t have a mustache has it[/quote]

I’m so envious of the OP’s mustache. I’m wish I was that awesome.[/quote]
You were saying?

Ya know wormwood, after taking a second glance at your avatar I think you have some Stache potential. You might wanna experiment with some variations and see how they fit

i don’t think mustaches should fly solo. they need a wingman, like the chin scruff here, and also that little patch that grows right under the lip.


I got so fucking excited when I saw this thread. I am currently trying to rock the beard but I eventually want to turn it into the Rollie Fingers. I will throw in this picture from my youth as good will. Try not to get a hard on, I was under-age.

[quote]BrownTrout wrote:
I got so fucking excited when I saw this thread. I am currently trying to rock the beard but I eventually want to turn it into the Rollie Fingers. I will throw in this picture from my youth as good will. Try not to get a hard on, I was under-age. [/quote]

I hope you shaved that shortly after taking the picture.