Official Mustache Thread

[quote]Haavik wrote:

[quote]BrownTrout wrote:
I got so fucking excited when I saw this thread. I am currently trying to rock the beard but I eventually want to turn it into the Rollie Fingers. I will throw in this picture from my youth as good will. Try not to get a hard on, I was under-age. [/quote]

I hope you shaved that shortly after taking the picture.[/quote]

See, the sad fact of the matter is that you have yet to post a picture of yourself with any sort of mustache which means that my early teen dirty sanchez puts me in the lead for awesomeness points. But you draw a valid point. In retrospect, I sure as hell hoped that I shaved it quick too…

[quote]BrownTrout wrote:
I got so fucking excited when I saw this thread. I am currently trying to rock the beard but I eventually want to turn it into the Rollie Fingers. I will throw in this picture from my youth as good will. Try not to get a hard on, I was under-age. [/quote]

hahahaha mustache jail bait lol

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

i don’t think mustaches should fly solo. they need a wingman, like the chin scruff here, and also that little patch that grows right under the lip.[/quote]

yeah I hear what you’re saying about the wingman and that definitely applies to your standard issue mustache to the corners of the lip… That needs a little somethin else (unless you’ve got a tom selleck style walrus stasche… If you’re lucky enough to sport that bad boy you’ve gotta leave that mustachio alone in all its glory)

Further proof of the superiority of beards: there are beard caps, but no mustache caps.

[quote]Haavik wrote:
Further proof of the superiority of beards: there are beard caps, but no mustache caps.[/quote]
But without the mustache this cap would be called a balaclava, so arguably the mustache is what gives the beard cap its awesomeness. SHAW-WOW BITCH!

[quote]Haavik wrote:
Further proof of the superiority of beards: there are beard caps, but no mustache caps.[/quote]

the must prominent feature of that cap is the mustache!

I think beards are for uglier people who wanna hide more of their face with hair… interesting theory perhaps… any takers???

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Haavik wrote:
Further proof of the superiority of beards: there are beard caps, but no mustache caps.[/quote]

the must prominent feature of that cap is the mustache!

I think beards are for uglier people who wanna hide more of their face with hair… interesting theory perhaps… any takers???[/quote]

if your theory is correct, then where’s your beard?

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Haavik wrote:
Further proof of the superiority of beards: there are beard caps, but no mustache caps.[/quote]

the must prominent feature of that cap is the mustache!

I think beards are for uglier people who wanna hide more of their face with hair… interesting theory perhaps… any takers???[/quote]

if your theory is correct, then where’s your beard?[/quote]

maaaaaaan! this face used to cash checks… and this dick? woooooooo

EDIT: Well maybe not “uglier” but maybe how about less good looking people. Thats probably a more apt assumption


I have been out of work and sick for awhile, so I was bored and had this bad boy for awhile.

[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
I have been out of work and sick for awhile, so I was bored and had this bad boy for awhile.[/quote]
Fuck yes, motherfucker!

thats what I’m talking about!!! Thats a bad ass stache! Keep em coming guys!


Here is another paltry offering from my crop of high school era photos. Shitty disconnected stash…bonus points for the hands of a beautiful women clutching me??

[quote]BrownTrout wrote:
Here is another paltry offering from my crop of high school era photos. Shitty disconnected stash…bonus points for the hands of a beautiful women clutching me?? [/quote]

wheres your stache these days brown trout? gotta bring that bad boy back with a vengeance

It’s growing as we speak. I promise you that I will deliver some smashing materials when it reaches rollie fingers status…
Please accept this inspiring photo as a temporary substitute.

[quote]gregron wrote:
Ok so here it is… here’s a thread for those T-Nationer’s who rock the mustachioed look.

Who here has a stache? We can talk different mustache looks and stache pro’s and con’s

I recently brought back my handlebars[/quote]

Ahhh so in your avatar your PHONE hides the Stache? Excellent. And IIRC you had a golf one for a while? Looking away from camera, so we never knew, clever bastard :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

i don’t think mustaches should fly solo. they need a wingman, like the chin scruff here, and also that little patch that grows right under the lip.[/quote]

Wait…wait just a damn minute, WwT, is that why you wear the Hat? To cover the MoHawk? All this time I thought it was you making a statement :wink:

[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
Ok so here it is… here’s a thread for those T-Nationer’s who rock the mustachioed look.

Who here has a stache? We can talk different mustache looks and stache pro’s and con’s

I recently brought back my handlebars[/quote]

Ahhh so in your avatar your PHONE hides the Stache? Excellent. And IIRC you had a golf one for a while? Looking away from camera, so we never knew, clever bastard :P[/quote]

mwwwaaaaahahahahahahaahaha!!!

Pic coming soon. I sport the 'stache as well out here. The only time I let it grow is in conjunction with my hair. As the fro grows, so to shall the stache. Now, when I go home on R&R, the beard will join the team. Being in the military makes me more of a man than most, and it gives me a pass for not having the beard to go with it.

I support this thread. Carry on, gents.

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Haavik wrote:
Further proof of the superiority of beards: there are beard caps, but no mustache caps.[/quote]

the must prominent feature of that cap is the mustache!

I think beards are for uglier people who wanna hide more of their face with hair… interesting theory perhaps… any takers???[/quote]

Say that to Wendler and see if he lets you keep your arms.

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