Tom Selleck approves, too.
Burt Reynolds sends his approval.
[quote]gregron wrote:
Mustache Pro’s and Con’s
Pro:
You look awesome
If it’s cold outside it’ll keep your upper lip warm
Chicks dig it
Magnum PI had a mustache
The hardcore look helps you set PRs in the gym
Maybe if you were eating something particularly delicious you might inadvertadly save some for later and at a low point in the day might thank your mustache for that surprise little treat
Con’s:
Ummmmm can’t think of any?
Is being so awesome that nearly every gay biker who sees you is instantly attracted to you considered a con?
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[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
If it was rightside up the amount of awesome would injure most peoples eyes. Leave it be. [/quote]
good thinking bonez… funny story:
I was on vacation when I grew these out and today was my first day back at my gym. So the receptionist girl at the gym laughed when I walked through the doors today. I said “what?” then she said “I like your mustache” while still kinda laughing… I’m just going to assume it was a nervous chuckle because she was intimidated by my handlebars[/quote]
Still waiting for that funny story I was promised.
@Nate - I’ve seen some pretty nasty dry shaves in formation, when there was one stray whisker poking out and a motivated Corporal in your face. But some faggot restaurant GM telling you to shave, you should have slaughtered him.[/quote]
I argued it with him for a while and made him show me in the handbook where it was written, which it wasn’t. He then just pulled the power trip move and said if I didn’t get rid of it I wasn’t going to work there anymore. I didn’t necessarily need the money but I didn’t see it worth it to lose a job over a damn beard.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Beard alone = ghey, or Amish, or Abe Lincoln
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When I had a beard, there was no 'stache, and the Mrs would say “You look Amish!”
“Why yes, yes I do”
31 now and I still think it would take me 3 weeks to get a decent furrow.
I have never had the time/patience to grow a stache or beard.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Burt Reynolds sends his approval.[/quote]
OH GOD MY EYES!!!
That must be Burt Reynolds or somethin?
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Tom Selleck approves, too.[/quote]
I knew there was someone I was forgetting.
Ill play. This one was taken awhile back. I was about to shave my goat when i figured id try and make myself look like the villain from the old school batman cartoon. So i shaved two strips down the bottom, left the middle part long, and shaved the middle of my mustache. Didnt turn out well lol.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
If it was rightside up the amount of awesome would injure most peoples eyes. Leave it be. [/quote]
good thinking bonez… funny story:
I was on vacation when I grew these out and today was my first day back at my gym. So the receptionist girl at the gym laughed when I walked through the doors today. I said “what?” then she said “I like your mustache” while still kinda laughing… I’m just going to assume it was a nervous chuckle because she was intimidated by my handlebars[/quote]
Still waiting for that funny story I was promised.
@Nate - I’ve seen some pretty nasty dry shaves in formation, when there was one stray whisker poking out and a motivated Corporal in your face. But some faggot restaurant GM telling you to shave, you should have slaughtered him.[/quote]
I argued it with him for a while and made him show me in the handbook where it was written, which it wasn’t. He then just pulled the power trip move and said if I didn’t get rid of it I wasn’t going to work there anymore. I didn’t necessarily need the money but I didn’t see it worth it to lose a job over a damn beard.[/quote]
Beard - no
Quality 'Stache - fuck yeah, fire me choad licking fucks
“most men can grow a beard, but only some can grow a quality 'stache” - me, just now
[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Ill play. This one was taken awhile back. I was about to shave my goat when i figured id try and make myself look like the villain from the old school batman cartoon. So i shaved two strips down the bottom, left the middle part long, and shaved the middle of my mustache. Didnt turn out well lol.[/quote]
You’re not helping your case, brah.
sorry. had to be done.
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Ill play. This one was taken awhile back. I was about to shave my goat when i figured id try and make myself look like the villain from the old school batman cartoon. So i shaved two strips down the bottom, left the middle part long, and shaved the middle of my mustache. Didnt turn out well lol.[/quote]
You’re not helping your case, brah.[/quote]
You don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, man.
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Ill play. This one was taken awhile back. I was about to shave my goat when i figured id try and make myself look like the villain from the old school batman cartoon. So i shaved two strips down the bottom, left the middle part long, and shaved the middle of my mustache. Didnt turn out well lol.[/quote]
You’re not helping your case, brah.[/quote]
thanks for reminding me why i dont post outside of the bodybuilding forum.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Dudes, I was working at a restaurant and decided to fuck around and have a handlebar mustache. Funny as shit, especially since it had a couple bare spots where things didn’t grow in perfectly. Anyways, the GM comes in and makes me shave it in the middle of my shift.
Dry (only water). 1-blade razor.
Not only did my tables witness me go from handlebar to clean in about 10 minutes but I was bleeding pretty bad and had razor burn for the next few hours. No one at my tables said a damn thing though…[/quote]
I only shave with hot water, I don’t get how come it hurt so bad.
[quote]gregron wrote:
Print- yeah I’ve heard the handlebars vs Fu man chu debate quite a bit but I like the sound of H bars better than Fu man chu so I stick with that but good point. Dualy noted.
ID- well… You said “with all due respect” so teres nothing I can really say about your comment[/quote]
With all due respect, you can’t call a fu man chu, a handlebar mustache. That is equivalent to calling a soul patch, a goatee. One is clearly only for homo’s and the other one is for real men and is one of the few acceptable facial hair designs a man can have.