[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Nards,
Never leave.
Thanks,
Nate[/quote]
Thanks man. I appreciate it.
By the way, I was joking about (CENSORED) men, if that prompted your post or not.[/quote]
No. But your posts continually make me laugh. Plus, I imagine you look exactly like your avatar and I find it comical when I picture you running around in Asia.[/quote]
I know what you mean…as with your post I think a motorcycle is talking to me.
But seriously yeah, avatars do influence people’s perceptions.
There’s a guy using the comedian whose name escapes me now, Bill something, and so it feels odd to take bodybuilding advice from that guy.
I really look a bit like Rick Gervais and the English comedian Harry Enfield, but 250lbs. I tried to put some of my pics in my profile put something wouldn’t work.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
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If that’s me then the ball should have a nice set of tits and cook a really good curry and also do my laundry and be wild in the sack.
It’s worth eating popcorn and and surviving “Estrogen & The City 2” for!
I’m being dishonorable to my girlfriend of 7 years but dammit, here she is and we haven’t even really seen the movie yet…maybe she’ll agree to rent it in a few months and I’ll just drink whiskey reading a Conan comic book.
OK…I’d go to that movie with that shirt.
No offense to you, Nards.
She is a cutie, Really. And I totally understand why you are wrestling with the idea of Going to see Sex in the City.
Now onto the real question:
Do you at anytime push the doggy carage with her or worse alone…Be honest man.
[quote]four60 wrote:
She is a cutie, Really. And I totally understand why you are wrestling with the idea of Going to see Sex in the City.
Now onto the real question:
Do you at anytime push the doggy carage with her or worse alone…Be honest man.[/quote]
Exactly. I just can’t get past the pink ribbons.
That dog would enter my house and instantly pass out from the lack of pink.
The worst thing is that’s my boy dog, Louis. I really wish my girlfriend hadn’t done that.
We don’t often use the dog stroller, but on Sundays we go for brunch and bring one or two dogs in a kind of special bag.
One time I did have the stroller and was with my GF and we passed another couple that was a white guy/Taiwanese girl and they were pushing their kid in a stroller and as we went by I could see they wanted to check out our “kid” to see how it looked. Well, it’s a dog. I felt for them. I love my dogs, but I mean I know how mildly surprised they must’ve felt.
[quote]Nards wrote:
dog stroller[/quote]
Holy fucking shit, I just blacked out from the gheyness.
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
dog stroller[/quote]
Holy fucking shit, I just blacked out from the gheyness.[/quote]
Seriously nards. BURN THAT FUCKING THING NOW! Or spray paint it black with flames. something, ANYTHING.
If you ever tried to put print or I into that thing we would bite your balls off.
V
Please say your Joking.
Man Quick before it’s to late. You AND the dog run into the woods chase something down and kill an eat it
Your being pulled to the dark…well Pink Side brother, don’t let it happen.
At least save the dog. Lock him in the room with a couple raw steaks for 5hrs with a bowl of water and DMX music playing.
Then call “X” up and say these words:
“Yoda-X, help me I feel myself being drawn to the whipped pink side of the force. Please suggest you must something to knock my girl friend out for 3 hrs while I take my dog out to be de-Beyatched”
That is quite a lot of gay for any one single heterosexual guy. I bet you can just FEEL your nuts shriveling.
What does that feel like Nards?
Nards, I’m just saying, if a few jacked guys and me come and kidnap you, don’t resist, an intervention must be done.
Here is my main question though. Were you present when the purchasing of said stroller went down or was it brought home to you? This only makes a little bit of difference but if you were in fact present, and you didn’t rip out a sledgehammer and start smashing it to peices at the mere mention of it coming home in your vehicle then, then… Oh hell I don’t know, instant revocation of mancard? Forced to take one of kerleys massive loads on the face? Or we can throw you in a pit with 10 wolves which have not been fed in a week and if you are the last thing living in the pit you come out and we all go buy pink strollers.
V
Dog you must make a new thread with that stroller
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Nards, I’m just saying, if a few guys and me come and jack you off, don’t resist, an intervention must be done.
V[/quote]
Fixed
Nards, You have failed me for the last time.
This is great!
I deserve all of it.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
dog stroller[/quote]
Holy fucking shit, I just blacked out from the gheyness.[/quote]
Seriously nards. BURN THAT FUCKING THING NOW! Or spray paint it black with flames. something, ANYTHING.
If you ever tried to put print or I into that thing we would bite your balls off.
V[/quote]
Balls?!?!
You guys would get a mouth full of pussy!
rub one out in the middle of the movie, i’ll bet its the last chick flick you see.
Nares that doggie Stroller is Priceless. You had that in your hand and you made a thread about a chick flick. Sir I Salute you. Hahahahaha Wow