[quote]Nards wrote:
Kind words would be appreciated as
I will soon be off with my girlfriend and be
Lucky enough (if you’d call it that!) to a
Late show of this new chic flick.
Maybe it’ll be good, if hopefully not too much
Estrogen filled dialog.
Plenty of whiskey before, and at
Least there’s air conditioning and
Eating popcorn is something
All can look forward to when
Seeing a movie. That’s something
Everyone can agree on![/quote]
whip crack
Hahaah ahh this thread is getting better with every post
I am going to start calling Kim Cantrell “beef-flaps” from now on.
Sex and the City 4: The dry curtains.
I’ll bet you bought yourself a hot outfit and a pair of unforgiving shoes just for the occasion…
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
LOL. For reals,bro.
I will be giving my wife a slap on the ass and a thumbs up out the door as she leaves to see Sex In City 2 with her girlfriends tonight.
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Same here, sounds like tonight is the night to go see it. All of us dudes left behind should get drunk and play cards at my place, come on down!
BUMP! Nards’s shame will never be forgotten.
The only shame will be if I go and I somewhow ENJOY the movie.
By the way, I just want to point out to everyone how clever I am…if you look at my original post,look at all the capital letters along the left side.
I got the idea from that letter Gov. Schwarzenegger wrote last year.
[quote]Nards wrote:
The only shame will be if I go and I somewhow ENJOY the movie.
By the way, I just want to point out to everyone how clever I am…if you look at my original post,look at all the capital letters along the left side.
I got the idea from that letter Gov. Schwarzenegger wrote last year.[/quote]
nicely done
^^ That’s great!
Here’s the letter Arnold wrote last year. I don’t remember the details of it…well just read it, I don’t know who he was writing it to. It’s funny.
I am confused as to why a woman would torture a man like this.
Does she hate you?
Is she trying to kill you?
We went to see a doctor last week and apparently I have “hypergonadism” and the doctor then recommended this movie as therapy to reduce the amount of testosterone in my system.
I’ve become so manly that I’ve gone beyond heterosexuality and found that I must (CENSORED) men because I cannot bear to mate with things that talk about shoes and vegetables and yoga and different teas and (CENSORED)(CENSORED) books by Nicholas Sparks.
Nards,
Never leave.
Thanks,
Nate
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I am confused as to why a woman would torture a man like this.
Does she hate you?
Is she trying to kill you?[/quote]
A test of his love for her.
[quote]therajraj wrote:
[quote]'nuffsaid wrote:
Re these two quotes :
“Assume that insufferable, mid-50’s cum depository will make reference to banging at least 17 guys”
“Sex City 2: Still Whores Just Menopausal Now”
Charming! So if women (even fictional ones) still enjoy sex they’re cum-depositories or whores. And men wonder why a lot of women don’t leap with glee at the sight of a man on the horizon even if they’re hetero.
Who needs to be around these sorts of guys who have contempt for women who like sex (and, perish forbid, men to enjoy sex with)?
Do you want women to hate sex with men? These sorts of comments are incredibly hostile and off-putting.
To the OP - speaking as a woman who enjoyed the TV series and the movie just cos it continued the TV series, I can say that it probably won’t be the most brilliant production but just sit back and enjoy the ride. It’s supposed to be fun. You probably won’t enjoy the whole thing, but sit back with a beer or coffee or preferred movie-food and pretend you’re watching a giant travel ad with a plot.
It’s only a movie after all. I have sat through several VERY painful movies in my time and lived to tell the tale, though I prefer never having to think of them again.
If you really don’t like it while you’re there, just make up your own Die Hard VII plotline! 
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Wanna fuck?[/quote]
LOL!!!
Man, you made my evening!*
*cleverly avoiding the question
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Nards,
Never leave.
Thanks,
Nate[/quote]
Thanks man. I appreciate it.
By the way, I was joking about (CENSORED) men, if that prompted your post or not.
[quote]Standard Donkey wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
The only shame will be if I go and I somewhow ENJOY the movie.
By the way, I just want to point out to everyone how clever I am…if you look at my original post,look at all the capital letters along the left side.
I got the idea from that letter Gov. Schwarzenegger wrote last year.[/quote]
nicely done[/quote]
Haha, I used to do that in high school, very nice.
It pleases me that you are so pleased with this versificatory flourish.
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Nards,
Never leave.
Thanks,
Nate[/quote]
Thanks man. I appreciate it.
By the way, I was joking about (CENSORED) men, if that prompted your post or not.[/quote]
No. But your posts continually make me laugh. Plus, I imagine you look exactly like your avatar and I find it comical when I picture you running around in Asia.
