Off-Season Bodybuilders

[quote]gregron wrote:
Coleman is funny as shit. “wooooo baby light weight! Liiiiiiight weeeeeeiiiight!” It might be hard to lift with him cause he’d have you cracking up the whole time lol

.greg.[/quote]

Thing is, of all of his catch phrases (light weight, nothin’ but a peanut, everybody wanna be a bodybuilder ain’t nobody wanna [insert action] I do it though, super heavy, yup, yeah buddy, yoooooo, time to do this)

there’s only one that he’s reserved for himself. even though he works out at metroplex, along with Branch Warren and a shitload of big guys, he can still yell at the top of his lungs “CAN’T NOBODY IN HERE DO THIS BUT ME”

boo yah.

yeah jay puts together orders from his website in the morning then just trains, sits and eat all day, pretty sweet gig.

am i the only one who would rather hang with jay than ronnie?

[quote]Kerley wrote:
yeah jay puts together orders from his website in the morning then just trains, sits and eat all day, pretty sweet gig.

am i the only one who would rather hang with jay than ronnie?[/quote]

Pretty much. Is it his haircut that does it for you??

[quote]Kerley wrote:
yeah jay puts together orders from his website in the morning then just trains, sits and eat all day, pretty sweet gig.

am i the only one who would rather hang with jay than ronnie?[/quote]

Honestly, Jay’s lack of personality is pretty appealing to me, I don’t know why. I’d probably choose to hang out with Jay and than be disappointed when it wasn’t any fun.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]waldo21212 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
off season jay, okay i know he didnt stay that lean while he was getting big and all that, its still his off season shape.[/quote]

That dude is weeks pre-contest. It is doubtful most guys even try to stay that lean when really far between contests. It is a little off to describe that as “off season” shape.[/quote]

yeah 16 weeks out according to him?[/quote]

…which for anyone else would be more like 6 weeks out.

There are competing bodybuilders in NPC who haven’t ever been as lean as he is in that one picture.

I’m just being real.

jay Cutler is not who I would go to in order to get a decent look at the lifestyle of a bodybuilder. The man’s lifestyle is unreal. All he literally does is eat the same year round, tan, sleep, cook and eat some more…in between waxings. I forgot what men’s mag did a cover on him but the way the man goes about his day is like the way most of us would probably like to live after retirement.[/quote]

I remember reading about him in Maxim years ago and he basically said all he does is: eat, sleep, shit, and train.[/quote]

He’s the most boring man in bodybuilding.

I don’t even see anything wrong with how he lives…other than that if it weren’t for bodybuilding, I would call him lazy and self centered…which amazingly does describe quite a lot of bodybuilders.

I used to know guys who literally did not work at all but lived off whatever girl they were sleeping with so they could train all day.

Cutler just seems to have the brains and business sense to not need the women.

…and the truth is, if I didn’t have to work, that is pretty much ALL I would do too.[/quote]

“On July 9, 1998, I married my girlfriend of seven years, Kerry. We got married in a small private ceremony at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas. In 1999, Kerry and I moved to Aliso Viejo, CA. This was a great business move for both of us. Kerry began a job in nursing at Hoag Hospital in Newport Beach. I continued to train with the hunger to move up in the bodybuilding ranks.”

^^ Taken from his website. I remember reading somewhere that he doesnt want to have kids, it’s probably because they might deprive him from sleep haha.

But who can argue with these people skills?!

[quote]FutureGL wrote:
But who can argue with these people skills?!

LOL.

I can’t really talk though. They don’t cry around me but they sure as hell love to point out the obvious…LOUDLY.

“Hey DAD!!! Where is that guy’s neck!?”

Well, what else can you really be expected to do to calm a kid down if your arm is the size of her body?

You think that’s scary, what about Ron Coleman showing up at your house in his uniform?!

Kinda disturbing and probably meant for SAMA, but…

What if Ronnie or Jay were ass raped by a few men? Do you think all they would have to do is flex their glutes and show them whos boss?

BTW, a friend posed that question the other day.

Fucking LOL

[quote]forbes wrote:
Kinda disturbing and probably meant for SAMA, but…

What if Ronnie or Jay were ass raped by a few men? Do you think all they would have to do is flex their glutes and show them whos boss?

BTW, a friend posed that question the other day.[/quote]

I personally think the problem lies in seeing a man’s ass and thinking of how dicks would fit inside when he isn’t gay.

But that’s just me.

Strange how it’s always ‘a friend’ who asks the awkward questions…

I think the guys who get turned on by bodybuilders are on the recieving end, though. Why do I have an opinion of this?

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]forbes wrote:
Kinda disturbing and probably meant for SAMA, but…

What if Ronnie or Jay were ass raped by a few men? Do you think all they would have to do is flex their glutes and show them whos boss?

BTW, a friend posed that question the other day.[/quote]

I personally think the problem lies in seeing a man’s ass and thinking of how dicks would fit inside when he isn’t gay.

But that’s just me.[/quote]

Well what can I say he has a sexy ass :stuck_out_tongue:

None the less, my friend and I were in class, and he got bored and looked up pics of bodybuilders. He came across that very pic of Ronnie. Then he started smirking, leaned and posed that question. I started laughing and the prof told us to stop being disruptive to the class. Good thing she didn’t ask what we found funny.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]forbes wrote:
Kinda disturbing and probably meant for SAMA, but…

What if Ronnie or Jay were ass raped by a few men? Do you think all they would have to do is flex their glutes and show them whos boss?

BTW, a friend posed that question the other day.[/quote]

I personally think the problem lies in seeing a man’s ass and thinking of how dicks would fit inside when he isn’t gay.

But that’s just me.[/quote]

What I saw was that Ronnie is so fucking big, he actually comprises several smaller fractal Ronnies that are all still way fucking bigger than normal people. When “Big” Ron is posing, “Fractal Mini-Ron” is BB Rowing 315.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]forbes wrote:
Kinda disturbing and probably meant for SAMA, but…

What if Ronnie or Jay were ass raped by a few men? Do you think all they would have to do is flex their glutes and show them whos boss?

BTW, a friend posed that question the other day.[/quote]

I personally think the problem lies in seeing a man’s ass and thinking of how dicks would fit inside when he isn’t gay.

But that’s just me.[/quote]

What I saw was that Ronnie is so fucking big, he actually comprises several smaller fractal Ronnies that are all still way fucking bigger than normal people. When “Big” Ron is posing, “Fractal Mini-Ron” is BB Rowing 315.[/quote]

LOLLLLL

Not a bodybuilder, but still a good video.
$500 on food, 5lbs of meat a day etc.

[quote]zraw wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]forbes wrote:
Kinda disturbing and probably meant for SAMA, but…

What if Ronnie or Jay were ass raped by a few men? Do you think all they would have to do is flex their glutes and show them whos boss?

BTW, a friend posed that question the other day.[/quote]

I personally think the problem lies in seeing a man’s ass and thinking of how dicks would fit inside when he isn’t gay.

But that’s just me.[/quote]

What I saw was that Ronnie is so fucking big, he actually comprises several smaller fractal Ronnies that are all still way fucking bigger than normal people. When “Big” Ron is posing, “Fractal Mini-Ron” is BB Rowing 315.[/quote]

LOLLLLL[/quote]

AMAZING.

[quote]pro-a-ggression wrote:

Not a bodybuilder, but still a good video.
$500 on food, 5lbs of meat a day etc.[/quote]

I think I eat close to 4 right now. That is the only way to get big enough for people to get out of your way like they would for a Cadillac.

[quote]pro-a-ggression wrote:

Not a bodybuilder, but still a good video.
$500 on food, 5lbs of meat a day etc.[/quote]

you have the second part of that video? the guy who uploaded it just has a bunch of russian rap songs about gunz