I unearthed this site in an old [i]Shugart's Hammer[/i]. Apparently we're all wasting our time lifting for aesthetics and beauty -- FAT is where it's AT! FFBs, drop the weights and pick up your grotesquely muscled physiques and drop them in a chair with a [i]whole lot[/i] of Ben & Jerry's -- you were right all along with those 40" waists. Life-long lypolytic lean lads, prepare for a gargantuan gut growth like you've never seen!
Thanks to the folks at NAAFA, I've seen the light, both from inside in my fridge and the glimmering beacon of hope for supreme fitness and beauty -- if you thought a quarter of Americans being obese was a lot, you should know, you haven't seen a god-damn thing yet! Grilled chicken breast and broccoli feasts, [i]your days are numbered![/i]
