The brilliant and svelte DocT and I were having a discussion regarding attractive dental technicians. Our postulations surrounded the conundrum of whether or not dental technicians realize and/or consider that their breastasis clearly confront the face when they lean in to perform a procedure or manipulate some device (insert witty quip here). Are they aware? Is it a purposeful gesture? Please feel free to discuss and/or add personal history, case studies, ect.
MBE: “Off Topic. Off center. Off medication. Forever.”
I believe in most cases it is standard curriculum taught at most colleges. It cuts down on the cost of novacain for the dentists. Think about, if you have a fabulous pair of tits in your face are you going to be thinking about the pain of getting your tooth drilled or are you going to be thinking about drilling something else and trying not to poke her with you member.
Oh believe me it is planned my friend. It is planned. Groove
Well, I don’t know about a lot of dental technicians… Sure, I know of a few that are quite atractive. But I have a story to tell…
When I was 19, I had my wisdom teeth extracted. Yup, all of them at the same time. Anyway, I had to be under a general anesthetic. So they start with a nitrous feed over the nose, then get to the general in the back of the hand. I was in pretty decent running shape then, and I could get my resting pulse into the low 30’s pretty easily. Well, I’ve got this automatically reading blood pressure cuff on my left arm, which also gives pulse. So as I’m laying there with happy gas going into my lungs, I’m seeing how low I can go with my pulse. I see, 32, 30, 28… Then “BEEEEEEEEEEEP.” I’m thinking, “Cool, I’m dead.” The technician looks in (oh yeah, did I mention she was drop-dead gorgeous?), looks at the monitor, looks at me (eyes firmly locked onto hers), and she says,“I think we have a problem with the monitor.” So she sits down to adjust the cuff. Okay, I mentioned the cuff on the left arm, but she sits on MY RIGHT SIDE. Literally drags her breasts across my face (not a good thing to do to a 19-year-old) to make the adjustment. And that’s the last thing I remember before drifting off to never-land.
Groove, the brilliant and svelte me was pointing out the intentional nature of the act to MBE. I agree completely that they’re fully aware and actually plan which part of your face to mash first.
My current dental molester is a 24 year old young lady who’s bursting at the seams when cleaning my teeth. Sorta similar to the above pic, but much, much closer.
DocT I have to agree with your brilliance, although there is a breasticle conspiracy going on I don;t mind. It makes me want to go to the dentist at least, not to mention the added benefit of cans in your face. Groove
Of course it’s intentional!! The “why” may have to do with watching you guys squirm as you try to decide whether or not you’re supposed to allow the contact and if so, how you go about not popping wood over it. Any chick with any tits at all knows exactly what she’s putting them on/near/around/over and brushing up against a guy is one of the fun things about having breastises. Hell, that surprised jolt, quick look down at the part that was brushed, quick look in my eyes to see if I knew what just happened, and then the quick look away while blushing is all part of the sport. It’s just damn fun to watch ya’ll sweat over it. The best reaction of course, is for you to look her straight in the eyes and ask her to do it again, but topless.
And I must heartily agree with the rest of you. It’s deliberate, and obviously the only enjoyable thing about the dreaded trip to the dentist.
Of course, better than the transient brush against you, is the “resting” of the luscious mound of flesh against your body as she “concentrates” on scraping away that particularly stubborn speck of tartar from your tooth.
Believe it or not, I had a dental hygienist who was very skilled and very cozy as she was being skilled, but the doctor was a dud. I actually thought about calling her to ask if it was acceptable for me to continue to come to the office and have my teeth cleaned by her, but get my dental work done in another office. Afraid she would think I was perverted, I wussed out.
Yeah Karma I would love to play “good patient/bad technician” with you but interforum cybering is nate dogg’s dept. Wouldn’t want to cause any trouble, not I.
MBE: “Leaving A bitter taste and a broken rib. Since 1470.”
When I was younger I had many an orthodontist’s assistant who would execute this move frequently. My 12 year old self would wonder why on earth they didn’t just sit next to their big tray of torture tools, but I wasn’t about to complain.
And to Char…word mufuckin’ up on the ladies to give you the shampoo/head massage…
Her (in cute Quebequois English): Is this your first time 'ere?
Me: Buh nuu uh…
christ what have i been missing all my life. i am fortunate enough to have a great set of teeth, so i rarely spend time at the dentists office. i think im gonna go swish table sugar around in my mouth for a few hours to see if i can make some cavities.
Groove
Let us know how it goes!