[quote]Professor X wrote:
Cool. I wish I knew that language.[/quote]
Listening to the announcers yammer on in Japanese is part of the fun.
I don’t think G4 is too bad… Attack of the Show is fairly funny. Olivia Munn and Morgan Webb are smokin’ hotties.
Anyway, back to Ninja Warrior… (but their asses are so spankable) Does anyone know when the new competition actually airs? (I want to do impure, unspeakable things to both of them.) Hopefully that big-ass American dude will do better this year.
[quote]SSC wrote:
I don’t think G4 is too bad… Attack of the Show is fairly funny. Olivia Munn and Morgan Webb are smokin’ hotties.
Anyway, back to Ninja Warrior… (but their asses are so spankable) Does anyone know when the new competition actually airs? (I want to do impure, unspeakable things to both of them.) Hopefully that big-ass American dude will do better this year.[/quote]
Dude - Morgan Webb is the chick I was talking about. Skank assed ugly. I can’t even watch X-Play because of her unspeakable, nausea inducing ugliness.
I believe it airs on May 18th. As the date draws near G4 should have a rash of ads for “Ninja Fest 2” I’d imagine.
And yes, Paul Terek is a beast. I was laughing like crazy in the last competition when he did the pole maze and he could reach the end without the pole making is all the way through.
That size doesn’t always help though, if you saw the time he made it to stage 3, when he was in stage 2 he had a bitch of a time doing the spider walk due to how huge he is. Better though I guess than the girl that made it to stage 2 once and had to do the spider walk horizontally because she was too short to do it the normal way.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
That and Unbeatable Banzuke are about the only reasons to watch G4.
I think I could take the first stage save for the fucking wall. That looks brutal.[/quote]
x2
I think I could take the wall. The jump-hang looks tricky though.
[quote]TheDudeAbides wrote:
The jump-hang looks tricky though.[/quote]
“Jumpu hangau!”
I could watch this show for hours at a time.
[quote]dre wrote:
I could watch this show for hours at a time.[/quote]
Me and my kids usually do.
Some friends of mine made a drinking game up for Ninja Warrior.
Great fun, there is a lot to work with there.
–JB
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
Some friends of mine made a drinking game up for Ninja Warrior.
Great fun, there is a lot to work with there.
–JB[/quote]
I hope its not every time someone falls. That would make for a short night. XP
anytime anyone gets wet
anytime you see somebody in a costume
Shirtless asian
Female competitor
Asian with bleached hair
Non asian athlete
“local” celebrity
Somebody who is entirely too old for this contest
Thats all i can remember for obvious reasons.
–JB
[quote]rainjack wrote:
SSC wrote:
I don’t think G4 is too bad… Attack of the Show is fairly funny. Olivia Munn and Morgan Webb are smokin’ hotties.
Anyway, back to Ninja Warrior… (but their asses are so spankable) Does anyone know when the new competition actually airs? (I want to do impure, unspeakable things to both of them.) Hopefully that big-ass American dude will do better this year.
Dude - Morgan Webb is the chick I was talking about. Skank assed ugly. I can’t even watch X-Play because of her unspeakable, nausea inducing ugliness. [/quote]
She’s got pretty nice tits though. Too bad she’s got Jay Leno’s chin. A brown-bagger if I’ve ever seen one.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
anytime anyone gets wet
anytime you see somebody in a costume
Shirtless asian
Female competitor
Asian with bleached hair
Non asian athlete
“local” celebrity
Somebody who is entirely too old for this contest
Thats all i can remember for obvious reasons.
–JB [/quote]
So you pretty much have a two drinks (getting wet) for every contestant?
[quote]rainjack wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
That and Unbeatable Banzuke are about the only reasons to watch G4.
I think I could take the first stage save for the fucking wall. That looks brutal.
I like AOTS. The chick is pretty hot, and the guy is witty enough to make me laugh.
I hate the show about the vid games. Well I hate the hosts. That girl is a hold over from the Leo Laporte days. She was a dog then, and has not improved at all. The guy looks like he’s on meth, or something.
As for the first stage - no way I get passed that wall. I jump like an accountant. [/quote]
Really? I would bang the bajesus out of Morgan Webb, she just dresses like a bonehead. That chick on ATOS doesn’t do it for me(she’s flat).
Kevin Parrahra I would probably punch in the face if given that chance. I hate that knob.
[quote]Brant_Drake wrote:
TheDudeAbides wrote:
The jump-hang looks tricky though.
“Jumpu hangau!”[/quote]
I like “Booooody proppu”!
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
rainjack wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
That and Unbeatable Banzuke are about the only reasons to watch G4.
I think I could take the first stage save for the fucking wall. That looks brutal.
I like AOTS. The chick is pretty hot, and the guy is witty enough to make me laugh.
I hate the show about the vid games. Well I hate the hosts. That girl is a hold over from the Leo Laporte days. She was a dog then, and has not improved at all. The guy looks like he’s on meth, or something.
As for the first stage - no way I get passed that wall. I jump like an accountant.
Really? I would bang the bajesus out of Morgan Webb, she just dresses like a bonehead. That chick on ATOS doesn’t do it for me(she’s flat).
Kevin Parrahra I would probably punch in the face if given that chance. I hate that knob.
[/quote]
I’d take the AOTS chick any day over Morgan Webb. She may have little tits, but at least her face won’t make me projectile vomit.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
rainjack wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
That and Unbeatable Banzuke are about the only reasons to watch G4.
I think I could take the first stage save for the fucking wall. That looks brutal.
I like AOTS. The chick is pretty hot, and the guy is witty enough to make me laugh.
I hate the show about the vid games. Well I hate the hosts. That girl is a hold over from the Leo Laporte days. She was a dog then, and has not improved at all. The guy looks like he’s on meth, or something.
As for the first stage - no way I get passed that wall. I jump like an accountant.
Really? I would bang the bajesus out of Morgan Webb, she just dresses like a bonehead. That chick on ATOS doesn’t do it for me(she’s flat).
Kevin Parrahra I would probably punch in the face if given that chance. I hate that knob.
I’d take the AOTS chick any day over Morgan Webb. She may have little tits, but at least her face won’t make me projectile vomit.
[/quote]
Really though, the chick that does the Cheat show and the hot little number with the British accent that does the Feed blows them both out of the water.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
rainjack wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
rainjack wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
That and Unbeatable Banzuke are about the only reasons to watch G4.
I think I could take the first stage save for the fucking wall. That looks brutal.
I like AOTS. The chick is pretty hot, and the guy is witty enough to make me laugh.
I hate the show about the vid games. Well I hate the hosts. That girl is a hold over from the Leo Laporte days. She was a dog then, and has not improved at all. The guy looks like he’s on meth, or something.
As for the first stage - no way I get passed that wall. I jump like an accountant.
Really? I would bang the bajesus out of Morgan Webb, she just dresses like a bonehead. That chick on ATOS doesn’t do it for me(she’s flat).
Kevin Parrahra I would probably punch in the face if given that chance. I hate that knob.
I’d take the AOTS chick any day over Morgan Webb. She may have little tits, but at least her face won’t make me projectile vomit.
Really though, the chick that does the Cheat show and the hot little number with the British accent that does the Feed blows them both out of the water.
[/quote]
Some random people on the internet put together a list that disagrees with you, Rainjack: AskMen - Become a Better Man
Layla Keyleigh is a goddess in human form.
[quote]T Ham wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
rainjack wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
rainjack wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
That and Unbeatable Banzuke are about the only reasons to watch G4.
I think I could take the first stage save for the fucking wall. That looks brutal.
I like AOTS. The chick is pretty hot, and the guy is witty enough to make me laugh.
I hate the show about the vid games. Well I hate the hosts. That girl is a hold over from the Leo Laporte days. She was a dog then, and has not improved at all. The guy looks like he’s on meth, or something.
As for the first stage - no way I get passed that wall. I jump like an accountant.
Really? I would bang the bajesus out of Morgan Webb, she just dresses like a bonehead. That chick on ATOS doesn’t do it for me(she’s flat).
Kevin Parrahra I would probably punch in the face if given that chance. I hate that knob.
I’d take the AOTS chick any day over Morgan Webb. She may have little tits, but at least her face won’t make me projectile vomit.
Really though, the chick that does the Cheat show and the hot little number with the British accent that does the Feed blows them both out of the water.
Some random people on the internet put together a list that disagrees with you, Rainjack: AskMen - Become a Better Man
[/quote]
Take away Morgan’s boobage, and no one would go near her. Tit men screw up everything.