NFL Football Contest

Seahawks
Colts
Jets
Vikings
Packers

Well my conservative picks are getting me hammered, so all 14 games are picked this week. Wish me luck:

Falcons
Seahawks
Cards
Bears
Titans
Colts
Chiefs
Panthers
Bills
Jets
Vikes
Rams
Iggles

TCB…

I am not gloating that you manned up with 14.

I repeat, not gloating

O.K I am.

“I gloat! Hear me gloat!”

~ Rudyard Kipling

Falcons (+10.5)
Seahawks(-3.5)
Steelers(-7.5)
Bears(+2.5)
Texans (+5.5)
Titans(-4.5)
Colts at Jaguars-- over (44.5)
Chiefs(-9.5)
Bucs(-3.5)
Cowboys(-4.5)
Jets(-3.5)
Vikings(-5.5)
Rams(-7.5)
Packers(-4.5)
Falcons at Giants–under (41.5)
Seahawks at Redskins–over (40.5)
Texans at Bengals–over (39.5)
Colts(-6.5)
Jets at Raiders–under (38.5)
Ravens at Rams–over (42.5)

wow, 20 picks

gotta make a move

5-9? Next thing you know, I’m gonna grow a vagina!

Hey, wait…maybe that’s not such a…

Nahhh… I’d never leave the house.

This weeks, no cocky, lazy, dead picks are:

Giants

Hawks

Steelers (at home, ketchup field…even though they SUCK!)

Hmmmm…2 in a row for the Lions? you bet baby, let me hear a Hallelujiah!

Stupid Bengals

Fish

Colts

Chiefs

Bucs

The Bills in an upset! Mcgehee has a shitty game though

The Jets

Vikings

Ravens

Eagles

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets"

~Jimmy Breslin

Yeah cakie, I am putting it all on the line this weekend. Gotta get back up to the top of the standings. However, I am feeling a little 3-11 about my picks. The bad thing is I can’t tell which are the 3 and which are the 11.

“Excuse me while I whip this out.” ~Sheriff Bart

Seriously, this week: 14-0. How can I be sure? The Broncos have a bye, which means I won’t be forced to choose them.

Falcons/Giants (41.5) UNDER
Seahawks -3.5
Cardinals/Steelers (41.5) UNDER
Bears +2.5
Bengals -5.5
Titans -4.5
Colts -6.5
Browns +9.5
Panthers +3.5
Cowboys -4.5
Jets -3.5
Vikings -5.5
Ravens +7.5
Eagles +4.5

Time to go in the shitter again, like the bucs I cant win two in a row.

Falcs
Sea
Cards
Bears
Bengals
Bucs
Chiefs
Vikes
Cows
Jets
Rams
Packers

Heres my losing picks for this week:

Tampa Bay
Cleveland
Minnesota
Vikings/Chargers over
Oakland

OK screw it, ill give you guys some more losing picks.

New York Giants
Arizona Cardinals
Detroit Lions
Cincinatti Bengals
Titans/Dolphins over

I was out of town when these were posted, so I’ll just pick the Sunday and Monday night games:

Baltimore
GB/Philly under 43.5

Wow, I went 3-7 this week, not bad. If I went against my picks, Id be up 3.7 units.

Last week I went 0-5 thats +5 units.

I think I have a new gameplan when handicapping football.

TCB put more than 5 picks on the board this week and is this weeks winner at 8-5. Cupcake had a sub .500 week, for the second week in a row. I had a sub .500 week for the 6th week in a row, and Eric once again stays consistent at 1-1. Aaron kept me from hitting the basement by going 0-5.

TCB 8-5
Doogie 11-9
Eric Cressey 1-1
Cupcake 6-8
Shenry 6-8
Phill 5-7
Tonytriceps 3-7
AaronMC48 0-5

After 6 weeks:

Phill 46-36 (.561)
Eric Cressey 30-24 (.556)
Cupcake 45-39 (.536)
TCB 16-14 (.533)
Doogie 43-39 (.524)
JP Dubya 5-5 (.500)
Shenry 33-37 (.471)
Spartanpower 13-15 (.464)
Uniko 18-24 (.429)
AaronMC48 13-20 (.394)
Tonytriceps 17-30 (.362)
Marinersfan 1-3 (.250)

Next week, I wont bother putting in the guys who havent been picking for the last few weeks

Theres 16 games on the board this week, here they are:

Texans at Bills(-7.5) (37.5)
Giants at Eagles(-3.5) (36.5)
Cards at Browns (-6.5) (38.5)
Chiefs(-6.5) at Bengals (46.5)
Rams (-6.5) at Bears (42.5)
Skins at Panthers(-5.5) (37.5)
Jaguars at Titans(-10.5) (45.5)
Ravens at Dolphins(-6.5) (36.5)
Falcons at Saints(-8.5) (44.5)
Jets at Colts (-6.5) (43.5)
Chargers at Broncos(-7.5)(43.5)
Packers at Bucs (-4.5) (39.5)
Lions at Seahawks(-10.5) (41.5)
Vikings(-4.5) at Raiders (45.5)
Cowboys at Patriots(-4.5)(35.5)
Steelers at 49ers(-4.5) (42.5)

Wow, since I batted over .500 last week, I will try it again. I like the dogs alot this week. Here it goes:

Texans
Iggles
Cards
Bengals
Rams
Rams Over
Jags
Skins
'Aints
Jets
Chargers
Packers
Seahawks
Vikes
Pats
and
finally
the niners

And on a related note. All 3 of my fantasy teams have developed into ass kicking machines.

Texans +7.5
Eagles -3.5
Cards +6.5
Chiefs -6.5
Rams -6.5
Titans -10.5
Ravens +6.5
Chargers/Broncos OVER
Vikings/Raiders OVER
Patriots-4.5

Wow. Three games seperate 1st and 5th places.

Bills(-7.5)
Texans at Bills–under 37.5
Eagles(-3.5)
Giants at Eagles–over 38.5
Browns (-6.5)
Chiefs(-6.5)
Chiefs at Bengals–over (46.5)
Rams (-6.5)
Rams at Bears–over 42.5
Panthers(-5.5)
Titans(-10.5)
Jaguars at Titans–Over 45.5
Dolphins(-6.5)
Falcons at Saints(-8.5) (44.5)
Colts (-6.5)
Jets at Colts–over 43.5
Broncos(-7.5)(
Packers (+4.5)
Packers at Bucks–over (39.5)
Lions (+10.5)
Vikings(-4.5)
Vikings at Raiders–over (45.5)
Cowboys (+4.5)
Cowboys at Patriots–over (35.5)
Steelers(+4.5)