[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]chillain wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
No its cool, I dont like some of those guys in there DB. You crack me up, those other guys I want to punch in the fucking throat. [/quote]
LOL You and me both. It just pisses me off that people in there don’t automatically acquiesce to my obviously superior baseball intellect. If they would just assume everything I say in there is the Gospel According to DB Cooper then things would be different. But they just haven’t seen the light.[/quote]
Hilarious. And that defense of HC-Harbaugh was decent enough.
I also found Derek’s above comment interesting. Among non-trolls, it seems there’s two ends of spectrum with little middle ground. On the one end, you’ve got those who enjoy the “community” aspect here, forge offline friendships etc, and post accordingly. And then you’ve got those who embrace the “internet” aspect of the forums, truly don’t seem to care about maintenance of online persona, popularity etc.
Clearly that former group stands to gain more from the forums, though possibly at the (unwitting) expense of self-expression. But my point is that I actually have no clue as to where DBC falls.
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I have had enough interactions with DB to know when he is fucking with people, when he goes on a rant and when he is being insightful. There are certain posters that have no other view than know it all attitude, self righteous and condescending posts. Could be an age gap but to me most of it seems to come from an average IQ and lack of accountability due to being on the internet.
Plus you got to admire a guy who box squats naked. I mean come on [/quote]
That image of me box-squatting naked is seared in your brain, isn’t it? Well here’s a tip for you. Just like naked box-squats can be dangerous to your balls, hang cleans/snatches can be dangerous for your cock. I found that out the hard way too, sort of.
I thought that watching my cock swing around from the powerful hip thrust involved with the cleans and snatches would be really cool to watch in my mirror. Well, the first time I did a power clean from a hang position I BARELY hit the tip of my dick with the bar on the the way up and that was enough to move to snatches from a hang instead.
I didn’t hit my cock, but that’s because I was too aware of it flinging itself around like one of those big blowup dolls they use outside of car dealerships. I wasn’t pulling the bar in a straight path close to my body and was arcing it out in front of me too much, so I was losing all control of heavier weight once I got it up overhead since it was kind of moving back and up instead of just straight up. That makes it really hard to pull yourself underneath the bar cleanly.
Anyways, I found that I was able to clean and snatch without any worries when pulling from the floor instead. Maybe my form just isn’t that good off the floor (I pretty much only clean/snatch from a hang or off of blocks) but the bar doesn’t seem to come as close to my dick (and there’s a LOT there to come close to, believe me…).
So, the lesson learned is that when performing varieties of the Olympic lifts whilst naked, I recommend pulling from the floor rather than from a hang position if you don’t want to clip your dick on the way up with the bar. The deeper position you get into to pull off the floor gives you a MUCH better look at your cock and your balls too, And it also gives you a longer path to generate more momentum upwards, which leads to a bigger shaft swing to look at in the mirror.