Where did I get that? Well, funny you should ask…I was pretty amazed myself, as I simply googled “guy who weighs a buck fifty who has never touched a weight in his life” and Presto! Your picture came up. I also did do some other searches, like “genius who want to go from having never lifted weights before to making the brilliant decision to run AAS - hoping it will immediately do all the work for him and give him muscles” and again, it was YOU! Or, “I have no knowledge of nutrition or weight training experience, guess what I look like?”
I could easily continue…perhaps forever, but you get the point. If you had even an ounce of self-awareness, you’d have gone back, read what your original post, then been introspective and really been honest with yourself about how many YEARS you’ve spent truly training hard in the gym, with weights (you won’t get muscles, even the pretty little muscles on your dreamboat Wolverine or Thor, without some form of intense resistance training), and you’d maybe look at your diet and really think if you are eating enough calories, the proper sources of carbs, fats, and proteins, and sit back and maybe realize “you know, I haven’t even attempted to train hard and eat right for at least 5 years…steroids won’t magically put muscles on me overnight because I don’t even have a solid muscular base myself”. If you had done this, you would never have come on here with the ridiculous sounding plan to take test and dbol. The fact that you are considering taking dbol, when you want to still stay lean and NOT retain water, showed all of us on here that you haven’t done any real research on your own, and instead you’re simply parroting a couple of drugs you’ve heard about that could maybe make you more muscular. Anyone with even a shred of knowledge knows that dbol is one of the most aromatizing oral steroids out there, and that if you take it you are almost guaranteed to have water retention/bloating to some degree. There are other AAS you could take that would not give you so much water retention, yet you didn’t mention ONE of them. You think I’m picking on YOU in particular, but no, I am not. I simply get so tired of people such as yourself coming on here, asking the same tired questions and then, based upon what all they write in their post, showing all of us that they don’t have a clue about not only AAS, but nutrition, training, etc. If you would simply linger on this site and others, and READ as much as you can, you would learn that it’s one of the first things you learn about AAS: that you DON’T even consider running a cycle unless you have several (5-7+) years of hard, heavy training under your belt, where you’ve also been eating enough calories to grow, where your body has developed good mind muscle connections/movement patterns and you have worked up to moving RESPECTABLE amounts of weights (no one gives a shit about ur weighted pullups, btw) on deadlifts, squats, bench press, rows, etc. Only after you’ve done the above should you consider running a cycle, BUT only after you’ve actually taken the time to read, read, read, read, read and learn as much about individual steroids, different steroid interactions/synergies, side effects, learned about PCT, etc etc. THEN you should seriously be able to consider AAS.
**I gotta say, this new AI is impressive with its ability to generate images based on descriptions, dontcha think? 
