no alcohol
no sex
remember every minute detail
no hotel
Kandahar, Afghanistan
No drinks for me, hehe.
Threesome.
Third party looked a bit like pushmepullme, albeit with less muscle 
[quote]FattyFat wrote:
Threesome.
Third party looked a bit like pushmepullme, albeit with less muscle
[/quote]
And he delivers!
Had 2 crown and cokes, enough to remember why I don’t drink.
Remember 99% of the night.
Went to bed around 1am.
No poon, to much family in the house.
When I drink something between my brain and mouth short circuits and I almost always say something I’m sorry for the next day. Just not worth it.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Did you drink?
If so, did you remember the entire evening?
Did you get sex?
Did she come home with you or did you find another place?
Where did you go?[/quote]
i was shit faced on cocktails and san miguels.
i remember it, i guess. a version of it.
no sex. i was making out with a midget ozzy girl but got threatened with violence by her cousin. wasnt worth fighting over.
i was on an island in the philippines
[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
no alcohol
no sex
remember every minute detail
no hotel
Kandahar, Afghanistan[/quote]
Aw shit man hahahaha
Things can only get better…
(of course now that I said that, you guys are probably going to invade the north pole next 
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
no alcohol
no sex
remember every minute detail
no hotel
Kandahar, Afghanistan[/quote]
Aw shit man hahahaha
Things can only get better…
(of course now that I said that, you guys are probably going to invade the north pole next
[/quote]
To hell with the North Pole. I want Brazil!!! When I think of that place, Waka Flocka’s “No Hands” is on repeat as hordes of Brazilian asses just bounce… 110 days til I’m back in Germany, though. It’s a close third…
New years…
I had a really bad cold. Went to a friends place, had one breezer which I couldn’t even taste. Left at 10, pounded some Nyquil and woke up the next morning fresh as a daisy.
You guys are boring. I was expecting some explosions, a few car chases, a couple of shoot outs or drive byes and random drug references. Instead, all I get is sleepy people with head colds.
[quote]koleah wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
Asked for a loco moco the next morning.[/quote]
Great way to start the new year. They have these out in Maryland though?[/quote]
Nope, got hooked on them in Hawaii. The Mrs hooks me up from time to time.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
You guys are boring. I was expecting some explosions, a few car chases, a couple of shoot outs or drive byes and random drug references. Instead, all I get is sleepy people with head colds.[/quote]
I can help with the explosions. I woke up that morning to a set of birds turning a compound into a sheet of glass. An hour, many rockets, and much gunfire later, the sun was reflecting off of said compound/sheet of glass. No mortar/rocket attacks for days after.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
You guys are boring. I was expecting some explosions, a few car chases, a couple of shoot outs or drive byes and random drug references. Instead, all I get is sleepy people with head colds.[/quote]
X you put this in SAMA and you would get a different response. Put this in over 35 you get an even more boring response.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
You guys are boring. I was expecting some explosions, a few car chases, a couple of shoot outs or drive byes and random drug references. Instead, all I get is sleepy people with head colds.[/quote]
Hell you should have put this out a couple years. I have servarl reasons why my new year was boring:
1-Old fart
2-Cheap
3-The next Season of The walking DEAD (gotta live to see that, shootouts are O U T)
4-2012 is coming fast and I have a set date with CoCo and Vida Guerra for 2012 New Years. Saving up for that.
Went to NYC to see some friends from college, specifically this one girl. She and I have have always had this chemistry, but for various reasons it had never been consummated in the glorious animalistic fuckfest that it should have been (I had a gf, then she had a bf, etc).
So the night went really well and everyone had a good time but I couldn’t really figure her out and it was a bit odd at first (haven’t seen her in a year or so). We all went back to her place and she went into her room to bed, so I laid down on the couch to go to sleep.
“I’m not angry, just disappointed,” said my cock to me while shaking its head.
Then just as I was drifting off, and in a room surrounded by other dudes that were trying to sleep on couches/the floor, I hear a ruckus (though I am unsure that I could at the present time describe the ruckus) and open my eyes to the sight of this girl in really hot lingerie telling me to follow her to her room.
My cock rescinded its exclamation of disappointment and has since been in relatively good spirits.
[quote]smh23 wrote:
Went to NYC to see some friends from college, specifically this one girl. She and I have have always had this chemistry, but for various reasons it had never been consummated in the glorious animalistic fuckfest that it should have been (I had a gf, then she had a bf, etc).
So the night went really well and everyone had a good time but I couldn’t really figure her out and it was a bit odd at first (haven’t seen her in a year or so). We all went back to her place and she went into her room to bed, so I laid down on the couch to go to sleep.
“I’m not angry, just disappointed,” said my cock to me while shaking its head.
Then just as I was drifting off, and in a room surrounded by other dudes that were trying to sleep on couches/the floor, I hear a ruckus (though I am unsure that I could at the present time describe the ruckus) and open my eyes to the sight of this girl in really hot lingerie telling me to follow her to her room.
My cock rescinded its exclamation of disappointment and has since been in relatively good spirits.[/quote]
Thank you for that. This and a threesome seem to be the only things keeping this thread afloat.
Everyone else apparently had PMS, took some Midol and went to bed.
pamprin would have been a better choice than midol…seeing as pamprin is a pms medication that makes you sleepy.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]smh23 wrote:
Went to NYC to see some friends from college, specifically this one girl. She and I have have always had this chemistry, but for various reasons it had never been consummated in the glorious animalistic fuckfest that it should have been (I had a gf, then she had a bf, etc).
So the night went really well and everyone had a good time but I couldn’t really figure her out and it was a bit odd at first (haven’t seen her in a year or so). We all went back to her place and she went into her room to bed, so I laid down on the couch to go to sleep.
“I’m not angry, just disappointed,” said my cock to me while shaking its head.
Then just as I was drifting off, and in a room surrounded by other dudes that were trying to sleep on couches/the floor, I hear a ruckus (though I am unsure that I could at the present time describe the ruckus) and open my eyes to the sight of this girl in really hot lingerie telling me to follow her to her room.
My cock rescinded its exclamation of disappointment and has since been in relatively good spirits.[/quote]
Thank you for that. This and a threesome seem to be the only things keeping this thread afloat.
Everyone else apparently had PMS, took some Midol and went to bed.[/quote]
This is offensive.
I got way too drunk, blacked out completely, most likely fucked things up with a girl I was trying to get with, and regretted the whole night massively.
It’s led to a big lifestyle change and the promise that I will control my drinking from now on. Never again will I be that bad, that out of control.
I love to party man, but this shit was ridiculous. I wish that night never happened.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
I got way too drunk, blacked out completely, most likely fucked things up with a girl I was trying to get with, and regretted the whole night massively.
It’s led to a big lifestyle change and the promise that I will control my drinking from now on. Never again will I be that bad, that out of control.
I love to party man, but this shit was ridiculous. I wish that night never happened.[/quote]
At this point in my life, I see very little need for alcohol much at all aside from the fact that EVERYONE ELSE is drinking making it socially awkward not to. I hate the feeling of being drunk. I hate that I had to wait until that shit cleared before I could drive home.
And phones should have a breathalyzer on them when trying to call chicks. Big time.