New Movie Trailers and Spoilers

[quote]four60 wrote:
This is the better youtube version…I think

Intense

Will see.

[quote]four60 wrote:
This is the better youtube version…I think

Great googly-moogly. Will own this movie.

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

Will see.[/quote]

HO-LEE-SHIT, I’m in on this one.

That a term like “Neesonian” lives in our lexicon is a very good thing.

I’ve always liked that guy.

460, Ink, Rod You guys are fucking killing me.

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

Will see.[/quote]

I came to this thread to post this trailer lol.

I absolutely LOVE how they have the cast from the first movie (so shitty) and that they all (including Tatum who is so annoying) all get whipped out and now The Rock is running the show.

So bad ass. I 100% without a doubt would NOT have been watching this movie if it was just a “normal” sequal to the first horrible GI Joe movie but will definitely be watching this one. Great idea by whoever thought up that move.

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
This is the better youtube version…I think

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Great googly-moogly. Will own this movie.[/quote]

SICK!

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
460, Ink, Rod You guys are fucking killing me.[/quote]
SO MANY AWESOME TRAILERS HERE!!

Derek, maybe you should just leave work now, go home, watch trailers and eat sammiches.

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
460, Ink, Rod You guys are fucking killing me.[/quote]
SO MANY AWESOME TRAILERS HERE!!

Derek, maybe you should just leave work now, go home, watch trailers and eat sammiches.[/quote]

Well I just ate two T-Bones and a Sirloin of grass fed beef master.

So probably skip the sammich.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

“Liam Neeson leads an unruly group of oil-rig roughnecks when their plane crashes into the remote Alaskan wilderness. Battling mortal injuries and merciless weather, the survivors have only a few days to escape the icy elements and a vicious pack of rogue wolves on the hunt before their time runs out.”

I’ll give it a shot, but I’m usually disappointed when a movie’s “villain” is plain old animals. Maybe I’m just desensitized, but this would be even more awesome if it was werewolves. But I could very well be wrong and the Neesonian awesomeness could carry it just fine. I mean, seriously, you gotta root for a dude who tapes broken mini-liquor bottles to his hands.[/quote]

I don’t know why… listening to Liam speak at the start of the trailer reminded me of Taken. ‘‘I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.’’

This movie looks quite interesting. A mixture of Castaway, The day After Tomorrow and ALive! with wolves. And Liam Neeson. Cool.

RV will hate this for sure.
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"…His prospects aren’t good. Look at all the things wolves have: speed, sharp teeth, guile, teamwork, claws. And what does Neeson have? The voice of an imaginary lion and an Oscar nomination, that’s what. The odds are preposterously stacked against him…

Turns out that The Grey is the film where Liam Neeson punches a wolf with bottles on his hands. Genius. And if ‘The film where Liam Neeson punches a wolf with bottles on his hands’ doesn’t end up being The Grey’s primary tagline, I’m going to be desperately disappointed."

[quote]trueblue316 wrote:

"…His prospects aren’t good. Look at all the things wolves have: speed, sharp teeth, guile, teamwork, claws. And what does Neeson have? The voice of an imaginary lion and an Oscar nomination, that’s what. The odds are preposterously stacked against him…

Turns out that The Grey is the film where Liam Neeson punches a wolf with bottles on his hands. Genius. And if ‘The film where Liam Neeson punches a wolf with bottles on his hands’ doesn’t end up being The Grey’s primary tagline, I’m going to be desperately disappointed."[/quote]

I literally busted out laughing at this.

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]trueblue316 wrote:

"…His prospects aren’t good. Look at all the things wolves have: speed, sharp teeth, guile, teamwork, claws. And what does Neeson have? The voice of an imaginary lion and an Oscar nomination, that’s what. The odds are preposterously stacked against him…

Turns out that The Grey is the film where Liam Neeson punches a wolf with bottles on his hands. Genius. And if ‘The film where Liam Neeson punches a wolf with bottles on his hands’ doesn’t end up being The Grey’s primary tagline, I’m going to be desperately disappointed."[/quote]

I literally busted out laughing at this. [/quote]

X 2

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
That a term like “Neesonian” lives in our lexicon is a very good thing.[/quote]
Glad to help.

In non-Neesonian news…

Do you like bodybuilding? Do you like Michael Bay movies? Do you like watching inept criminals and the shenanigans they always get into? Then you’ll love this upcoming flick, “Pain and Gain.”

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/dwayne-johnson-may-lift-weights-for-michael-bay-pain-and-gain-nadams.php

“A passion project for Bay planned for over a decade, Pain and Gain is based on the true story of a group of bodybuilders who get caught up in a criminal enterprise in Florida. In the past, Bay has likened the tone of the film to that of Fargo.”

Um, yeah, I don’t know about this one. I see that it’s based on its own true story, but all I’m thinking is “a funny Craig Titus biopic?!?” On the bright side, if there is one, it says that Mark Wahlberg has definitely turned down the role, but Dwayne Johnson is still a possibility.

thank me.

Hemsworth? Wtf?

Isn’t he Miley Cyrus’ boy toy? The fuck Stallone…

Good on the kid for getting in though. He should really keep his agent.

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Hemsworth? Wtf?

Isn’t he Miley Cyrus’ boy toy? The fuck Stallone…

Good on the kid for getting in though. He should really keep his agent.[/quote]

Not hating. I will hate on no man for landing a role in these movies. Fucker. And I would bang Miley. With her mouth duct-taped of course.

Fucking berets! What the fuck is even one beret doing in this movie? Fucking stupid.

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

thank me.[/quote]

Beast. I love you. No homo.

With one post, you have surpassed Pootie Tang and RSGZ as my internet best friend.