New Movie Trailers and Spoilers

[quote]four60 wrote:

Flight[/quote]

This looks very intriguing. I’m definitely seeing it.

By the way, am I the only person who thinks that “Gimme Shelter” is the most overused song in all of film?

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Jack Bauer is a fag compared to either one of them, though. [/quote]

Whaaaat?? A fag? Jack Bauer will rip The New James Bond’s balls, make a sperm omelette while TNJB watches in agony, and then force feed the motherfucker.

That’s how fucking BADASS Jack Fucking Bauer is.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
And you know who beats them all?

Batman.[/quote]

Now, Batman is a fag compared to all the JBs.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
And you know who beats them all?
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Ethan Hunt.

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
Official teaser for the Robocop remake (supposed to be out next year):

It’s going to have Samuel L. Jackson and Gary Oldman in it, at least.

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Paul Verhoeven said that the Judge Dredd comics were a major influence on Robocop, from the helmet design to the satirical tone. I’m sort of disappointed that Robocop has stolen Dredd’s cinematic thunder, even though I’m a fan of the original (it’s tonally the most accurate Dredd adaptation that never was - kind of like that dime store knock-off transformer that was better than the official toys).

To paraphrase Rodney Dangerfield, Dredd don’t get no respect. They need to bring on Judge Death. He makes Thanos look like a part-timer.

[quote]roybot wrote:
- YouTube [/quote]

Words cant express how amazing this looks.

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
Official teaser for the Robocop remake (supposed to be out next year):

It’s going to have Samuel L. Jackson and Gary Oldman in it, at least.

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HURR,LES T8 OFF ALL DAT ARMUR FRM DA 0rignull.

Ridiculousness. How do you take a 30 year old design and devolve from it?

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
- YouTube [/quote]

Words cant express how amazing this looks.[/quote]

I never imagined that rippling rolls of blubber getting rocked by gunfire in slo-mo could be so poetic to watch…

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
Official teaser for the Robocop remake (supposed to be out next year):

It’s going to have Samuel L. Jackson and Gary Oldman in it, at least.

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Early word is that it’ll follow the plot of the original. The main addition, and it’s a topical one, is that OCP (or Omnicorp as they are now called in the future-future) deals in overseas military-grade weaponry, which explains the viral faux advert.

Spielberg is making a movie called Robopocalypse with Chris Hemsworth as the lead.

Too much of this high-budget sci-fi bull. That movie with the kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun, Total Recall re-make, Dredd, Robocop re-make, Robopocalypse, and god knows how many more I’m missing.

What happened to the good ol’ fashioned buddy cop comedy? And I’m not talking about Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell - 90% of anything with Will Ferrell sucks (Anchorman being the exception).

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
That movie with the kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun [/quote]

What you did there, I saw it.

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Spielberg is making a movie called Robopocalypse with Chris Hemsworth as the lead.

Too much of this high-budget sci-fi bull. That movie with the kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun, Total Recall re-make, Dredd, Robocop re-make, Robopocalypse, and god knows how many more I’m missing.

What happened to the good ol’ fashioned buddy cop comedy? And I’m not talking about Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell - 90% of anything with Will Ferrell sucks (Anchorman being the exception). [/quote]

Well then lament the dearth of good ol’ fashioned buddy cop shenanigans no more: they are looking to remake Lethal Weapon. Stop rubbing that monkey paw.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Jack Bauer is a fag compared to either one of them, though. [/quote]

Whaaaat?? A fag? Jack Bauer will rip The New James Bond’s balls, make a sperm omelette while TNJB watches in agony, and then force feed the motherfucker.

That’s how fucking BADASS Jack Fucking Bauer is.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
And you know who beats them all?

Batman.[/quote]

Now, Batman is a fag compared to all the JBs.

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You have a point.

Maybe if Batman’s name was Joe or John or James Batman he’d have a chance.

I love Superman, and am very “open-minded” about superhero films, but this teaser for Man of Steel is weak.

I mean go ahead and tease, but showing laundry (three times I think!) butterflies, farms and fishing boats is sort of stupid.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I love Superman, and am very “open-minded” about superhero films, but this teaser for Man of Steel is weak.

I mean go ahead and tease, but showing laundry (three times I think!) butterflies, farms and fishing boats is sort of stupid.

I think the last few seconds were pretty sweet. Although yeah I think that was kind of weird.

Skyfall trailer:

this got me waaaay more pumped for man of steel

[quote]roybot wrote:
Skyfall trailer:

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Oh lalala! I just can’t wait. But dang it with the spoiler trailers already!

Gadgets are back, thanks god. Q has been diving in the fountain of youth and is now an IT genius. Lol.

Will see.

[quote]RATTLEHEAD wrote:
this got me waaaay more pumped for man of steel[/quote]
That’s got to be a well-done fan edit, rather than an “official” version of the trailer. The classic music was cool, but it struck me as borderline-hammy. Also, and I’m just realizing this, how did Superman shave? Didn’t Superman 4 teach us that his hair can withstand 1,000 pounds of force? :wink:

Anyhow… Paranormal Activity 4 trailer:

I didn’t see the last one, so I can’t really make a call on this one.

Teddy Bear - an introverted man child bodybuilder (played by Kim Kold) tries to cut the umbilical cord that tethers him to his overprotective mother - while breaking a few meathead stereotypes along the way :

It’s based on the short film Dennis ( which is slightly creepy). The full length version seems to feature a character who is more worldy-wise than in the short: