New Movie Trailers and Spoilers

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:

Charlize Theron is hot![/quote]

WTF no dwarves? [/quote]

It’s a trendily realistic take on Snow White. Dwarves are too far-fetched to feature. [/quote]

Especially 7 of them. [/quote]

Yeah that’s just ludicrous. Snow White is now a feisty armor-clad warrioress who was cursed by a wicked witch to wear the same expression for 100 years.

The other Snow White movie about to blast our eyeballs in the near future has blown most of its budget on unconvincing CGI dwarfs:

P.S. I heard that Steven Seagal beat Chuck Norris in a game of poker.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:

Charlize Theron is hot![/quote]

WTF no dwarves? [/quote]

It’s a trendily realistic take on Snow White. Dwarves are too far-fetched to feature. [/quote]

Especially 7 of them. [/quote]

Yeah that’s just ludicrous. Snow White is now a feisty armor-clad warrioress who was cursed by a wicked witch to wear the same expression for 100 years.

The other Snow White movie about to blast our eyeballs in the near future has blown most of its budget on unconvincing CGI dwarfs:

P.S. I heard that Steven Seagal beat Chuck Norris in a game of poker.[/quote]

Fuck this movie. I’m surprised you even posted this, Roybot. Christ.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:

Charlize Theron is hot![/quote]

WTF no dwarves? [/quote]

It’s a trendily realistic take on Snow White. Dwarves are too far-fetched to feature. [/quote]

Especially 7 of them. [/quote]

Yeah that’s just ludicrous. Snow White is now a feisty armor-clad warrioress who was cursed by a wicked witch to wear the same expression for 100 years.

The other Snow White movie about to blast our eyeballs in the near future has blown most of its budget on unconvincing CGI dwarfs:

P.S. I heard that Steven Seagal beat Chuck Norris in a game of poker.[/quote]

Fuck this movie. I’m surprised you even posted this, Roybot. Christ.[/quote]

Dwarfist.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:

Charlize Theron is hot![/quote]

WTF no dwarves? [/quote]

It’s a trendily realistic take on Snow White. Dwarves are too far-fetched to feature. [/quote]

Especially 7 of them. [/quote]

Yeah that’s just ludicrous. Snow White is now a feisty armor-clad warrioress who was cursed by a wicked witch to wear the same expression for 100 years.

The other Snow White movie about to blast our eyeballs in the near future has blown most of its budget on unconvincing CGI dwarfs:

P.S. I heard that Steven Seagal beat Chuck Norris in a game of poker.[/quote]

Fuck this movie. I’m surprised you even posted this, Roybot. Christ.[/quote]

X2 about fucking the movie. Roy just posted for the lulz.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:

Charlize Theron is hot![/quote]

WTF no dwarves? [/quote]

It’s a trendily realistic take on Snow White. Dwarves are too far-fetched to feature. [/quote]

Especially 7 of them. [/quote]

Yeah that’s just ludicrous. Snow White is now a feisty armor-clad warrioress who was cursed by a wicked witch to wear the same expression for 100 years.

The other Snow White movie about to blast our eyeballs in the near future has blown most of its budget on unconvincing CGI dwarfs:

P.S. I heard that Steven Seagal beat Chuck Norris in a game of poker.[/quote]

Fuck this movie. I’m surprised you even posted this, Roybot. Christ.[/quote]

X2 about fucking the movie. Roy just posted for the lulz.[/quote]

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:

Charlize Theron is hot![/quote]

WTF no dwarves? [/quote]

ID won’t be pleased!

So, went to the screening of Outpost: Black Sun this morning. Girlfriend worked on the set and I have a mate who plays one of the three zombie lieutenants so I got an invite to go along.

If you liked the first one you’ll definitely like this one. Same feel and same British patter throughout this one though there were some changes to the Nazi apparitions of the first film - they now seem more corporeal. No more appearing behind doors or any such nonsense but they’re pretty much still the same unstoppable horrors they were in the Outpost.

There were a couple of iffy effects, probably down to it still being in post-production (?), but overall a fine effort and, it would seem, the middle installment of a trilogy so even more Nazi zombie mayhem to continue, yay ^^
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Is it set in the same bunker?

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:

Charlize Theron is hot![/quote]

WTF no dwarves? [/quote]

It’s a trendily realistic take on Snow White. Dwarves are too far-fetched to feature. [/quote]

Especially 7 of them. [/quote]

Yeah that’s just ludicrous. Snow White is now a feisty armor-clad warrioress who was cursed by a wicked witch to wear the same expression for 100 years.

The other Snow White movie about to blast our eyeballs in the near future has blown most of its budget on unconvincing CGI dwarfs:

P.S. I heard that Steven Seagal beat Chuck Norris in a game of poker.[/quote]

Fuck this movie. I’m surprised you even posted this, Roybot. Christ.[/quote]

X2 about fucking the movie. Roy just posted for the lulz.[/quote]

I’ve been away from the internet, my ability to read sarcasm online isn’t what it used to be.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:

Charlize Theron is hot![/quote]

WTF no dwarves? [/quote]

It’s a trendily realistic take on Snow White. Dwarves are too far-fetched to feature. [/quote]

Especially 7 of them. [/quote]

Yeah that’s just ludicrous. Snow White is now a feisty armor-clad warrioress who was cursed by a wicked witch to wear the same expression for 100 years.

The other Snow White movie about to blast our eyeballs in the near future has blown most of its budget on unconvincing CGI dwarfs:

P.S. I heard that Steven Seagal beat Chuck Norris in a game of poker.[/quote]

Fuck this movie. I’m surprised you even posted this, Roybot. Christ.[/quote]

X2 about fucking the movie. Roy just posted for the lulz.[/quote]

I’ve been away from the internet, my ability to read sarcasm online isn’t what it used to be.
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Its all good. Wol

I was actually thinking about a movie about bouncing nipples but I can’t remember the name…

Damn you, Derek!

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
I was actually thinking about a movie about bouncing nipples but I can’t remember the name…

Damn you, Derek![/quote]

[quote]roybot wrote:

Is it set in the same bunker?[/quote]

Aye they eventually end up revisiting the bunker, but the third installment looks setup to take place somewhere else entirely. Again, not an amazing film but certainly entertaining enough to watch when the horror well is running dry.

Not sure when it’s out though.

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

Is it set in the same bunker?[/quote]

Aye they eventually end up revisiting the bunker, but the third installment looks setup to take place somewhere else entirely. Again, not an amazing film but certainly entertaining enough to watch when the horror well is running dry.

Not sure when it’s out though.
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That’s cool. I enjoyed the first one (had a sort of Castle Wolfenstein vibe to it). Good to hear that at least part of the story takes place in the same bunker.

I’m convinced that inside Ryan Reynolds there’s a decent dramatic actor fighting to get out.
Maybe Safe House is the movie where he leaves his smartass persona behind and chooses more challenging roles:

7500:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

Is it set in the same bunker?[/quote]

Aye they eventually end up revisiting the bunker, but the third installment looks setup to take place somewhere else entirely. Again, not an amazing film but certainly entertaining enough to watch when the horror well is running dry.

Not sure when it’s out though.
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That’s cool. I enjoyed the first one (had a sort of Castle Wolfenstein vibe to it). Good to hear that at least part of the story takes place in the same bunker. [/quote]

My girlfriend got to work on the bunker so she was pleased too! ^^

Aye it’s a direct continuation of the story as opposed to a spin-off yarn.

That 7500 looks pretty good! We’re overdue a haunted plane story.

The Bourne Legacy:

The Cold Light of Day:

Osombie

The film’s already been shot and edited, but they’re still fundraising to finish the post-production before releasing it.

"The story follows Dusty, a yoga instructor from Colorado, who is on a desperate rescue mission to save her crazy brother Derek, a conspiracy theorist who is convinced Osama Bin Laden is still alive, despite having been buried at sea. In Afghanistan, Dusty falls in with a team of NATO Special Forces on a secret assignment.

Turns out Derek is not so crazy after all, and that Osama has returned from his watery grave and is making an army of zombie terrorists. When the group crashes headlong into the growing zombie apocalypse, Dusty and the troops must find and destroy the root of the zombie insurgency before it infests the rest of the world."

About Bourne Legacy…that dude is about to become a major action star if these next two outings pan out like they should.

His agent must be bad ass. This plus Avengers means life must be looking real good right about now.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
About Bourne Legacy…that dude is about to become a major action star if these next two outings pan out like they should.

His agent must be bad ass. This plus Avengers means life must be looking real good right about now.[/quote]

There are rumors that he is taking over from Tom Cruise as the lead in the Mission: Impossible movies as well…

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
About Bourne Legacy…that dude is about to become a major action star if these next two outings pan out like they should.

His agent must be bad ass. This plus Avengers means life must be looking real good right about now.[/quote]

There are rumors that he is taking over from Tom Cruise as the lead in the Mission: Impossible movies as well…[/quote]

All signs that he has clearly sold his soul to the Devil.