New Girlfriend & Number of Partners

Furthermore, with an average length of 5.2 inches for an erect penis, 68% of men measure between 4.5 and 5.8 inches and 95% are in the 3.9- and 6.5-inch range.

Wow, that is brutal but workable.

Quite uncomfortable. Having a 99+%tile member is not all it is cracked up to be. Like being 6’10" and flying coach.

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This all happened starting Friday and I went into a tailspin. I spoke to a few close friends and everyone seems to think I should move past it and not hold it against her. I guess I’m really causing us a ton of stress over 1. I just figured it was one in high school, the typical first love and a fling.

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The Solmn Sisters of The Elastic Eusophagus.

They need help carrying out their good deeds and missionary work.

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The Polish and I get along quite well.

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So your body count isn’t too high, but hers is?

Get real, dude. 3 is not too many, and frankly much lower than I anticipated when entering this thread.

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Honestly, this seems more about you than her. If she is fun - have fun. It is highly improbable this is the girl you will marry and you’ve already dipped in her sauce so…

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I think I have met a handful of these gals. Some in some shady circumstances and some in some surprising areas.

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Harlot.

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How many dudes have you banged?

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I was wearing socks, none of those counted.

“I’m still a virgin in the eyes of the Lord”

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Man, now you guys have me totally rethinking this thread. Damn you.

How I wish for those simpler times.

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In all seriousness though, OP needs to grow up.

I get that there’s an age difference between most of the forum members and OP, and that plays a pivotal role in body count, but this stuff really isn’t that complicated.

If she’s out of college (or 22+ yrs) and hasn’t hit double-digits, she is potentially still in the market for a husband one day. If she’s already in double-digits, then it’s probably best to not advance the relationship further.
^There is a strong inverse-relationship between number of previous partners a woman has, and how long their marriage lasts. (I’m a believer in not dating those who you wouldn’t marry)

@Fuchsfox911 get over the body count, this is a reasonable number and she clearly hasn’t been sleeping with the whole campus. Her previous partners were boyfriends, with the exception of the one dude that was lying… these are all reasonable. Were you dating all 7 of your partners? Did any of them even meet your parents?

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Let us all remember and reflect on this.

criminally underrated.

I feel the night explode
When we’re together
Emotion overload
In the heat of pleasure

Take me I’m yours into your arms
Never let me go
Tonight I really need to know

Tell it to my heart
Tell me I’m the only one
Is this really love or just a game
Tell it to my heart
I can feel my body rock
Every time you call my name

The passion’s so complete
It’s never ending
As long as I receive
This message you’re sending

Body to body, soul to soul
Always feel you near
So say the words I long to hear

Tell it to my heart
Tell me I’m the only one
Is this really love or just a game
Tell it to my heart
I can feel my body rock
Every time you call my name

Love…love on the run
Breaking us down
Though we keep holding on
I don’t want to lose
No…I can’t let you go…

Tell it to my heart
Tell me I’m the only one
Is this really love or just a game
Tell it to my heart
I can feel my body rock
Every time you call my name

Tell it to my heart
Tell me from the stars
Tell it to my heart
Tell it to my heart
Tell me from the stars
Tell it to my heart

Never make it stop
Oh take it to the heart
Oh no no ah ah

Tell it to my heart
Tell me I’m the only one
Is this really love or just a game
Tell it to my heart
I can feel my body rock
Every time you call my name

We are now enemies.

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I always make sure to wear my wizard robe and Wizard hat.

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:face_holding_back_tears:

You and me
We used to be together
Every day together, always
I really feel
That I’m losing my best friend
I can’t believe this could be the end

It looks as though you’re letting go
And if it’s real
Well, I don’t want to know

Don’t speak
I know just what you’re sayin’
So please stop explainin’
Don’t tell me 'cause it hurts

I actually like this one.

There still may be hope for us.

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