You’ll never hear a bodybuilder say:
1)I wish I was hairier.
2)I’ve been on a 1500 calorie diet for 12 weeks. An entire wedding cake doesn’t sound good. How 'bout a plain chicken breast or tuna right from the can?
3)I’m really not very strong. I just look that way.
4)Arnold who?
5)My food bill is more than my house payment. Maybe I should eat less.
6)My supplement/'roid is more than my car payment. Maybe I’ll go completely all natural.
7)I don’t own a mirror.
8)I don’t care if I look good naked. I lift for health reasons.
Sorry. I was bored at work. Feel free to add your own.