[quote]CLINK wrote:
Maybe it’s your breath.[/quote]
Exiting from your balloon knot.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Its never as good as you think or as bad as you think.
[/quote]
Mmhmm. Everything is just grey. A blank, endless void of neither light nor dark but a mediocre nothingness bereft of any meaning one way or the other.
Ah life is good 
[quote]mbdix wrote:
[quote]Arthritisboy wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Arthritisboy wrote:
yes, and it doesn’t work lol
[/quote]
Well, have you read the Book of Pook?
http://www.djbible.classicalgasemissions.com/book_of_pook.pdf
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just checked it out,…is this really good stuff?
the good thing is , I can get dates, ive attracted a few girls, but I fuck it up somehow. ive gotten to the point where I can text very infrequently with them, and almost never call them. and I actually had a fitness model hot on my tail. interestingly enough, the first time she sked me to hang out, it was crazy, we were at some stupid bar, and at 12 at night she was like so…you wanna crossfit with me in the morning? im like umm, I cant,( I had an elbow injury at the time that was almost better, but not quite. shed keep throwing that out there all the time when I knew her. we hanged out, I asked her out to movie, that never came through and then one time for a date… didn’t see her for 2 weeks, then all of the sudden she calls me an tell me to hang out with her friends. I did, again, I acted like I didn’t care about much, restrained my neediness, and afterwards shes like lets go to ihop, she sat there telling me a shit ton about her, it was crazy, then later on, about 130 or something, she tarted talking about sex, and how she loves to please her man, and that shed be willing to hook up for a fuck. …I was in such disbelief she said this to me I guess I fucked it up. [/quote]
Also, text her or call her and ask her to come over. Not out to eat, not to watch a movie. Just ask her to come over. When she does…give her a big hug and grab her ass and take her to your room and fuck the living shit out of her[/quote]
I haven’t read much of this either but in all seriousness this is great advice. Sometimes women need clear instructions on what your intentions are. The key is to be polite but direct without sounding like an asshole.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Its never as good as you think or as bad as you think.
[/quote]
Mmhmm. Everything is just grey. A blank, endless void of neither light nor dark but a mediocre nothingness bereft of any meaning one way or the other.
Ah life is good :)[/quote]
Not the way I look at it. Life is always having its ups and downs. But its never as low as you think or as great as you think.
Enjoy the moments but dont go all bipolar manic
Have a down in the dumps day but dont go all bipolar kill yourself
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Its never as good as you think or as bad as you think.
[/quote]
Mmhmm. Everything is just grey. A blank, endless void of neither light nor dark but a mediocre nothingness bereft of any meaning one way or the other.
Ah life is good :)[/quote]
Not the way I look at it. Life is always having its ups and downs. But its never as low as you think or as great as you think.
Enjoy the moments but dont go all bipolar manic
Have a down in the dumps day but dont go all bipolar kill yourself[/quote]
Good grief Derek, that all sounds a little extreme. Basically I think I’m saying the same thing, just a different way. Emotions are illusions.
How bout that icecream Chris? I find food is a good replacement for human contact.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
How bout that icecream Chris? I find food is a good replacement for human contact. [/quote]
What about like, food in addition to human contact? Or maybe the ice cream could contact your body, and then I could contact the ice cream and then, you know, we can just kinda see where that goes…
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Its never as good as you think or as bad as you think.
[/quote]
Mmhmm. Everything is just grey. A blank, endless void of neither light nor dark but a mediocre nothingness bereft of any meaning one way or the other.
Ah life is good :)[/quote]
Not the way I look at it. Life is always having its ups and downs. But its never as low as you think or as great as you think.
Enjoy the moments but dont go all bipolar manic
Have a down in the dumps day but dont go all bipolar kill yourself[/quote]
Good grief Derek, that all sounds a little extreme. Basically I think I’m saying the same thing, just a different way. Emotions are illusions.
How bout that icecream Chris? I find food is a good replacement for human contact. [/quote]
I find that the only thing that makes any sense is human contact.
So, of course, we have created a society that makes that as difficult and damaging as possible.
Because we are awesome like that…
To icecream?
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Its never as good as you think or as bad as you think.
[/quote]
Mmhmm. Everything is just grey. A blank, endless void of neither light nor dark but a mediocre nothingness bereft of any meaning one way or the other.
Ah life is good :)[/quote]
Not the way I look at it. Life is always having its ups and downs. But its never as low as you think or as great as you think.
Enjoy the moments but dont go all bipolar manic
Have a down in the dumps day but dont go all bipolar kill yourself[/quote]
Good grief Derek, that all sounds a little extreme. Basically I think I’m saying the same thing, just a different way. Emotions are illusions.
How bout that icecream Chris? I find food is a good replacement for human contact. [/quote]
Sorry running a business now and my mind works more towards that and not relationships.
Happily married for 15 years so there is some crossover
one word…rohypnol.
It’s how I’m going to meet my future wife, just as soon as I can get her to turn her back on the drink she’s holding.
[quote]Mr Bojangles wrote:
one word…rohypnol.
It’s how I’m going to meet my future wife, just as soon as I can get her to turn her back on the drink she’s holding.[/quote]
I sometimes wish I could have taken some of that to forget how bad the sex was.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Mr Bojangles wrote:
one word…rohypnol.
It’s how I’m going to meet my future wife, just as soon as I can get her to turn her back on the drink she’s holding.[/quote]
I sometimes wish I could have taken some of that to forget how bad the sex was.[/quote]
Damn…
[quote]print wrote:
[quote]CLINK wrote:
Maybe it’s your breath.[/quote]
Exiting from your balloon knot.[/quote]
You are getting a lot of mileage from that word.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]print wrote:
[quote]CLINK wrote:
Maybe it’s your breath.[/quote]
Exiting from your balloon knot.[/quote]
You are getting a lot of mileage from that word.
[/quote]
I know, right!? It’s fantastic, thank you.
[quote]Arthritisboy wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Arthritisboy wrote:
yes, and it doesn’t work lol
[/quote]
Well, have you read the Book of Pook?
http://www.djbible.classicalgasemissions.com/book_of_pook.pdf
[/quote]
just checked it out,…is this really good stuff?
the good thing is , I can get dates, ive attracted a few girls, but I fuck it up somehow. ive gotten to the point where I can text very infrequently with them, and almost never call them. and I actually had a fitness model hot on my tail. interestingly enough, the first time she sked me to hang out, it was crazy, we were at some stupid bar, and at 12 at night she was like so…you wanna crossfit with me in the morning? im like umm, I cant,( I had an elbow injury at the time that was almost better, but not quite. shed keep throwing that out there all the time when I knew her. we hanged out, I asked her out to movie, that never came through and then one time for a date… didn’t see her for 2 weeks, then all of the sudden she calls me an tell me to hang out with her friends. I did, again, I acted like I didn’t care about much, restrained my neediness, and afterwards shes like lets go to ihop, she sat there telling me a shit ton about her, it was crazy, then later on, about 130 or something, she tarted talking about sex, and how she loves to please her man, and that shed be willing to hook up for a fuck. …I was in such disbelief she said this to me I guess I fucked it up. because after that night she invited me to meet her mom and the whole time she was making jabs about me being …just a nice guy.
godamnit, I was so fucking mad.
but I learned. she even may have joked about me being gay.
oh well, so I think if I can just learn what to do around them when the stakes are that high, ill be good.
it was confusing cause I didn’t know if I was being friend zoned, but after meeting her mom I knew[/quote]
Why didnt you bang her that night at Ihop man, she was down you could have done it anywhere. is this a roll bread?