Never had anyone.

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[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:

[quote]Xav wrote:
There are more people than you’d think who haven’t had a woman when they’re 30 years old. It sucks but look at the future.
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Yeah, I have 1 or 2 mates in the same boat. Probably one of the most depressing things imaginable.

Especially in this day and age where tinder/okcupid/online dating reign supreme. There are guys in my work who have went for years without pussy, signed up to a dating site and have been banging chicks fairly quickly. If they can do it, anyone can!

Whereabouts in Scotland are you from, OP?
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not actually in Scotland. I live in the us. I don’t know why it says that.
and yes. it is the most depressing thing ever. its “one of” the most depressing things ever. there are worse things. but ive nearly lost my mind since the age of 19 because of this. most people on here I thought would be more harsh, and funny enough, I wanted that, so I could at least get someone to agree with me how bad it is. ive been to your country, visited loch ness, and edinburough , wasn’t much of a fan of Glasgow, but we have friends in aerdire, or something. I even got to see my family castle. edzell, it was cool.
im surprised the comments were all so encouraging in nature. im kindof grateful actually. anyhow. I appreciate your saying how bad it is. you don’t know how bad I needed to hear another person say so.

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[quote]Arthritisboy wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:

[quote]Xav wrote:
There are more people than you’d think who haven’t had a woman when they’re 30 years old. It sucks but look at the future.
[/quote]

Yeah, I have 1 or 2 mates in the same boat. Probably one of the most depressing things imaginable.

Especially in this day and age where tinder/okcupid/online dating reign supreme. There are guys in my work who have went for years without pussy, signed up to a dating site and have been banging chicks fairly quickly. If they can do it, anyone can!

Whereabouts in Scotland are you from, OP?
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not actually in Scotland. I live in the us. I don’t know why it says that.
and yes. it is the most depressing thing ever. its “one of” the most depressing things ever. there are worse things. but ive nearly lost my mind since the age of 19 because of this. most people on here I thought would be more harsh, and funny enough, I wanted that, so I could at least get someone to agree with me how bad it is. ive been to your country, visited loch ness, and edinburough , wasn’t much of a fan of Glasgow, but we have friends in aerdire, or something. I even got to see my family castle. edzell, it was cool.
im surprised the comments were all so encouraging in nature. im kindof grateful actually. anyhow. I appreciate your saying how bad it is. you don’t know how bad I needed to hear another person say so.[/quote]

You are still plenty young though and it doesn’t take too long to get good at dating and the like, just need to have a good amount of practice now and getting used to things. Relationships are usually more about being yourself and connecting with each other regardless, without the whole courting process.

Usually when people get into relationships for a long time they forget how to really flirt, banter, and get dates with different girls, Usually I see this with people that have not had as much relationships and those with plenty but the feeling of being ‘off’ usually just fades when time goes by and you go out and meet plenty of new people. It almost feels like more of being a really self conscious thing, then losing any particular “skills” to pick up again anyways. Just a matter of getting comfortable again whether just out of a relationship or being new to dating in general. I had this issue with almost every girlfriend I have had haha.

Just go out and practice socializing as much as you can, and stick around places with the type of girls you like… Just talking and being yourself, and becoming more comfortable with time is enough to get some leads, from there it kind of just works itself out.

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I’ve never had a steady gf my entire life and I’m still a virgin at the age of 25.

I think if this is one of the most depressing things in your life then, all things considered, your life isn’t all that depressing.

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If half of that fitness model tale is true then you are doing something right and just need to learn how to follow through and physically escalate.

When a girl gives you the green light like that you should just shut up and lead her to your bedroom asap

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[quote]Arthritisboy wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Arthritisboy wrote:
yes, and it doesn’t work lol
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Well, have you read the Book of Pook?

http://www.djbible.classicalgasemissions.com/book_of_pook.pdf

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just checked it out,…is this really good stuff?[/quote]

Just read it.

If orion, angry chicken, pushharder (a few others) tell you what to do… just do it. You can ask questions later. Like… why the hell didn’t I read this sooner.

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Trust the ancient wisdom that is all that is left of SAMA.

Do more deadlifts.

Next thing you’ll know is you’ll be asking us if you should put a GPS tracking device on your fiance’s car.

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Sex is overrated, and as far as relationships go you are certainly not missing a goddamn thing. Consider yourself lucky to be spared the vicious cycle of borderline personality disorder and venereal diseases.

Live long and prosper, my friend.

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[quote]LoRez wrote:
Just read it.

If orion, angry chicken, pushharder (a few others) tell you what to do… just do it. You can ask questions later. Like… why the hell didn’t I read this sooner.[/quote]

I find it hilarious and full of a bunch of truisms. Which makes it even more hilarious.

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[quote]Arthritisboy wrote:

…but everyone treated me like I didn’t deserve a woman.
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Why?

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[quote]theBeth wrote:
Sex is overrated, and as far as relationships go you are certainly not missing a goddamn thing. Consider yourself lucky to be spared the vicious cycle of borderline personality disorder and venereal diseases.

Live long and prosper, my friend.[/quote]
Aw Beth. You wanna get some ice cream or somethin?

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Maybe it’s your breath.

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[quote]theBeth wrote:
Sex is overrated, and as far as relationships go you are certainly not missing a goddamn thing. Consider yourself lucky to be spared the vicious cycle of borderline personality disorder and venereal diseases.

Live long and prosper, my friend.[/quote]

Welcome to the Dark Side…

We have cookies!

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Some people say that I, Kenny Powers is a woman hater. Thatâ??s not true â?? I love women. Every f’ing last one of them, even the ugly as sht ones. But donâ??t ask me to trust them. Not even nuns. Because every pair of tts comes with a gaping hole of Need that even I canâ??t fill.
Like theBeth said you are missing nothing by avoiding Russian Roulette with STD’s and people with multiple personalities in the game of dating.
Or do like that Spock and find one that is ready and willing to bang you in a car and hope maybe a relationship comes of it.
Roll the Dice Arthritis!

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[quote]theBeth wrote:
Sex is overrated, and as far as relationships go you are certainly not missing a goddamn thing. Consider yourself lucky to be spared the vicious cycle of borderline personality disorder and venereal diseases.

Live long and prosper, my friend.[/quote]
Damn Beth you okay?

Much anger in this post.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
Sex is overrated, and as far as relationships go you are certainly not missing a goddamn thing. Consider yourself lucky to be spared the vicious cycle of borderline personality disorder and venereal diseases.

Live long and prosper, my friend.[/quote]
Damn Beth you okay?

Much anger in this post.[/quote]

Her Subaru must of broke down.

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
Sex is overrated, and as far as relationships go you are certainly not missing a goddamn thing. Consider yourself lucky to be spared the vicious cycle of borderline personality disorder and venereal diseases.

Live long and prosper, my friend.[/quote]
Damn Beth you okay?

Much anger in this post.[/quote]

Her Subaru must of broke down.
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okay, this one did make me laugh~

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[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
If half of that fitness model tale is true then you are doing something right and just need to learn how to follow through and physically escalate.

When a girl gives you the green light like that you should just shut up and lead her to your bedroom asap[/quote]

its true, we met in an acting class. I don’t know if she really was attracted to me or not, but the whole story is real.
I know it sounds stupid

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[quote]Arthritisboy wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Arthritisboy wrote:
yes, and it doesn’t work lol
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Well, have you read the Book of Pook?

http://www.djbible.classicalgasemissions.com/book_of_pook.pdf

[/quote]

just checked it out,…is this really good stuff?

the good thing is , I can get dates, ive attracted a few girls, but I fuck it up somehow. ive gotten to the point where I can text very infrequently with them, and almost never call them. and I actually had a fitness model hot on my tail. interestingly enough, the first time she sked me to hang out, it was crazy, we were at some stupid bar, and at 12 at night she was like so…you wanna crossfit with me in the morning? im like umm, I cant,( I had an elbow injury at the time that was almost better, but not quite. shed keep throwing that out there all the time when I knew her. we hanged out, I asked her out to movie, that never came through and then one time for a date… didn’t see her for 2 weeks, then all of the sudden she calls me an tell me to hang out with her friends. I did, again, I acted like I didn’t care about much, restrained my neediness, and afterwards shes like lets go to ihop, she sat there telling me a shit ton about her, it was crazy, then later on, about 130 or something, she tarted talking about sex, and how she loves to please her man, and that shed be willing to hook up for a fuck. …I was in such disbelief she said this to me I guess I fucked it up. [/quote]

I haven’t read any post after this one yet. But, if something like that happens again take her back to one of y’alls place and fuck the living shit out of her.

Also, text her or call her and ask her to come over. Not out to eat, not to watch a movie. Just ask her to come over. When she does…give her a big hug and grab her ass and take her to your room and fuck the living shit out of her

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[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
Sex is overrated, and as far as relationships go you are certainly not missing a goddamn thing. Consider yourself lucky to be spared the vicious cycle of borderline personality disorder and venereal diseases.

Live long and prosper, my friend.[/quote]
Damn Beth you okay?

Much anger in this post.[/quote]

Her Subaru must of broke down.
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okay, this one did make me laugh~[/quote]

Haha! Actually I did break a fog light by using snowbanks as parking assists. Basically don’t stop til you hit something.

Anyway. I’m not mad. Not bitter. Simply seeing things crystal clear. Never thought I’d be thinking like Orion. Gosh.

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[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
Sex is overrated, and as far as relationships go you are certainly not missing a goddamn thing. Consider yourself lucky to be spared the vicious cycle of borderline personality disorder and venereal diseases.

Live long and prosper, my friend.[/quote]
Damn Beth you okay?

Much anger in this post.[/quote]

Her Subaru must of broke down.
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okay, this one did make me laugh~[/quote]

Haha! Actually I did break a fog light by using snowbanks as parking assists. Basically don’t stop til you hit something.

Anyway. I’m not mad. Not bitter. Simply seeing things crystal clear. Never thought I’d be thinking like Orion. Gosh.[/quote]
Its never as good as you think or as bad as you think.

So just try to stay balanced and dont get to far to one side.