Chris Shugart’s Mouth of War
Can’t believe I didn’t think of it sooner, “Chimp in a Tux” What’s funnier than chimps in people clothes. Plus, the article’s are supposed to fire us up, the column title doesn’t necesarily need too. Even though Atomic Dog is kinda confusing and that matches the articles, either way Chimps are funnier than midgets, if they are in people clothes. Unless it that midget from Jackass(r), You could name it, “That Midget from Jackass” There you go, brainstorming at its best. Ahh, laughter is good.
No Excuses
how about repromandoms of the fat housewives.
T-Cup, cup-o-T, Up to par-T, T-Day, T-Big Push, T-Rated, Got T-Life, ICT(I see T)-People, MTNSide(Empty inside)?
“inside the mind of a muscle mogul” “the man-beast roars!” “Muscular Monopoly”
Fire it up!
Yeah, I know, I really want to win. Can you blame me? Well here’s another one. “Mind over Muscle”.
hey chris, how about “Screaming like a howler monkey”?
variations: Making her scream like a howler monkey, bending her over like a hindu at prayer, running up in her like Ben Johnson, and vandalizing the cervix like a bathroom wall. please make mine xl. thank you.
The Adrenaline Eyedrop
Shut Up and Lift,Fat Asses Finish Last, Kick Ass,My Dad Is Bigger Than Your Dad…sorry had a bad day at work 
what do you guys think about “the walk of the Cock” or “tower of muscle babble” “training galore”
A few more, Putting it to the Test, The True Test, Iron Filings, Maximum Test, …because I said so.
“Gut Check”
Thanks to everyone that contributed. I’m glad I asked you guys about this. Your ideas were better than mine, that’s for sure. I rounded the list down to 16 possibilities and sent it to TC. He chose “Gut Check”, which was one of my top five, so that’s what I’ll go with. Creamdream, contact me at cs@t-mag.com and I’ll hook you up with something cool.
Chris, what were your top five choices that you gave to TC?
Gut Check??? How about Avoid Roids?
avoidroids, It’s nice that you want to stay natural. But, some guys like the extra help. Nothing wrong with that. If you use any supplement that is not made by nature (all natural does not mean made by nature, it means man took some natural ingredients and made it, labeling hijinks) then you are not natural. If you want to avoid roids, great, just don’t push it on everyone else. “Gut check” is a great name. Most of the articles in the mag on training and inspiration don’t list steroids as a requirement. In fact, unless someone asks or a specific article is written, most are geared toward changing the way you train or think. Lets just leave it at that. If you want to avoid roids, skip over the steroid articles or go buy Muscle Media.