Name that Column Contest

how bout “Suck my dumbell!” haha umm… or “lick my swiss balls” ahahaha

well lets see, How about “A spoon-full of shugart” (could even be followed up with “helps the estrogen go down”)

How ‘bout Deep Thoughts by Christopher Shugart…naw, just messin’. I like A Spoonful of Shugart. Something like Straight Up In Your Face Shugs’ Shit Jacked Juice Hardcore Edge Busted Rhymes

“Fire and Testosterone”, “Shugart and Spice”, “Who Wants Some?”

To borrow a line from a movie, how about, “The Primal Yalp?”

How’s about “The Pound Puppy” or “Shugart Coated”?

“The Fire Within”, “Stoking The Fire”, “The Power Source”, “T-nacity”

“Bold Yeller”? “Jugular Junction”? “spiked collars, barbed column”?

Dream out loud

Chris, nothing shoots out more testosterone than some of Scarface’s old quotes. I was thinking “The weights are yours” instead of the infamous world is yours. Another one I just thought of now is “Take it like a soldier”, or SOULdier. How about that?

Shugart’s jedi mind tricks!

How about, “the call of the iron”.

How about this:
Act like a donkey, look like a donkey.
If it smells like a turd, don’t eat it.
14 inches going on 22
Read, Grow
Powerman T
E.A.T. Presents: Body for Nookie

I haven’t read any of the others yet, but hopefully I have something useful here.

I have this on my monitor at work, “Be NOT Half-Assed”, taken from one of Shugarts articles which I thought might be a good column name. “Dawg University”, graduating from Dawg School, this column can take teaching to a new advanced level.

How about “Dawgy Style” maybe a derivitive… “Do’in it Dawgy style”… or
“No Shit Shugart”

I needed to repost my reply because some of my suggestions ran into each other from lack of punctura…puctoora… punctuation. (whew) And I really want a free shirt so Chris has gotta be able to read it!
How about this: Act like a donkey, look like a donkey. If it smells like a turd, don’t eat it. 14 inches going on 22. Read, Grow. Powerman T. E.A.T. Presents: Body for Nookie.

“Sage Shugart” and you should show a picture of yourself wearing one of those wizard cone hats.

How about “I love the smell of iron in the morning”,or 'Tales from the power cage"

T-Man’s Testimony

Dogpile